Vittorino

he/it . Adult

[basilicadenizen]

I’m Vittorino. I use he/it. I’m an adult. I’m the host of a DID system.

If you have a problem with me say it to my face.

I have severe mood swings and anger issues. I also have frequent episodes. Please do not interact with me during one of those. Thank you.

I don’t care about doubles we aren’t the same person. That’s like saying everyone who was born at the same hospital are the same or something

I don’t accept endogenic systems and I think lolishotacons should seek help for their issues

[basilicadenizen]

Why did I come back from my host hiatus to this shit what 😨

I’m leaving again I don’t care at this point

[spicymochi]

bunny buddies

[redstonedust]

having depression makes your friends seem like the coolest most put together people on earth like wow... you got out of bed, had breakfast, went to work, AND spent some time on a hobby when you got home....? that's so impressive you're like superman or something. can i borrow your power.

[redstonedust]

watching someone make 3 meals a day and brush their teeth with the awe of watching an olympic athlete

[of-aurora]

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

[mousenemy]

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED

[evilwizard]

let it be so

[lengthy-artery]

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

[hollowedskin]

And sluts to sluts.

[arsnof]

amen

[nintendont2502]

theyre unlocking new types of guy over on reddit apparently

[innerchildabortionclinic]

objectively the funniest moral panic to come from conservatives is "alternative energy is bad because birds might fly into the wind turbines". birds, which notoriously have no other man-made obstacles, such as the window

[innerchildabortionclinic]

very true. just fact checked this and there are many pictures of birds covered in oil.

[scarecade]

i am afraid of people who reblog things with no tags. not even any identifiers like the show it’s from or anything. just silence. what are you thinking?? hello??

[scarecade]

you know what understandable have a good day

[angelicdewdrop]

[gentlekiss]

gk

[wheresanegg-blog]

i’ve seen a lot of really messed up images in my time on the internet, weird fetish shit, even a few IRL gore images but nothing. NOTHING evokes such a deep seated, gut wrenching fear in me like this image of the fucking water slide from Action Park with the loop in it

[beaft]

hey what the fuck

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

IT HAD TEETH

[ablndfsh]

oooooh gimme

[catdraiochta]

circle of sleep <3

[r0zeclawz]

"otherwise" ok and? me wiser.

[r0zeclawz]

GO MY WARRIOR

[yuzupool]

white boy goes to Jupiter and shocks waiters by ordering in perfect Stupider

[anarchetypalarchive]

so i’m currently working at a law firm and the other day one of the attorneys was talking to me and he mentioned that he’s “not very confrontational” and i was like you are?? a lawyer???

and he said “yeah but in court there are rules. i can argue with some shmuck in a suit in front of a judge no problem, but when i leave the courthouse and go home i’m not gonna argue with my wife about dinner. there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die.”

[martymartinloki]

there are no rules in our kitchen.  i would die.

[xsugarxglass]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

yup