His Name Is Ed

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[gaynehollander]

This is your regularly scheduled reminder that Shane Hollander ended his NHL draft day by jerking off to thoughts of Ilya Rozanov.

[shillanov]

ilya: remember when i made you come hands-free :)

shane: remember when you chased my hole for 2 years like a panting dog who's never had water before

[romanceyourdemons]

we need fewer songs about falling in love and breaking up and MORE songs about famous disasters of the sea

[romanceyourdemons]

being told you’d cruise the seas for american gold you’d fire no guns, shed no tears, now you’re a broken man on a halifax pier might not be a universal experience, but like neither is the club. so a little perspective might be nice

[sodiumvaporss]

i do have to say that no matter how shitty any sort of media is or how shitty your own creations are. always remember

[lustcannibalism]

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

[lustcannibalism]

there is a world out there I can’t comprehend

[typecasto]

behold, context

[wintersoldierfell]

It's always Darmok and Jalad with you people

[kiodja]

ortiz!rocky

[robotrocky]

tfw you want your best friend to study you (and your best friend also wants that sooooo badly)

[just-let-me-drink]

[childmagazine]

someone from 1997 wished me good luck. it’s like someone from so many years back knows your struggles and i just, i think i’m gonna cry

[that-space-boy]

reblogging for luck from friend in 1997

[funstyle]

having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

[jacobtheloofah]

i was paying attention, i was listening, but you see the problem is....it didnt work

[lokh1]

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

[hungwy]

im joining the sleep war on the side of bed and blanky

[prettyboysdontlookatexplosions]

ok mood thank u emily dickinson relatable queen

[raisinchallah]

i feel like im pretentious about repression or whatever like oh they can identify and name their repressed desires thats like the boring level one repression wheres the level of repression where they cant even begin to contemplate their own desires because contemplating them is a slippery slope to actually having desires which is a slippery slope to everything

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[thestuffedalligator]

The best part of getting older is aging out of the demographic that gets killed in horror movies. I am now the age of the kooky local at the gas station who warns the band of college kids not to go to Camp Murderblood

[segamascott]

[cobbbvanth]

On this day, 305 years ago:

“They’ll never forget the eccentric Pirate Bonnet and his savage, insane, vengeful, pirate horde. See? He’s a pirate. A real, proper pirate.”