Silent Watcher

I get the urge to use tumblr like others get their 2-week minecraft phase

[nyctibiius]

she has been pickled for her crimes

[guooey]

[sandmanalone]

The spirit of Mouse compelled me:

[bassart1]

I made her into a Minecraft item

[violentoffender]

[making-you-in-mtg]

[draconym]

Getting dumped really puts children's cartoon villains into perspective. Like dude you're SO right, love and caring ARE disgusting and we SHOULD cast a spell to drain all human emotion into your amulet.

[draconym]

Friend breakups are how you get lines like "Your friends? You think your friends are coming to save you? Don't make me laugh."

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

DRAGON BREATH CANT MELT STONE BLOCKS! THE WIZARD TOWER ATTACKS WERE AN INSIDE JOB!

[feefal]

pH balance in your mouth, and how it affects your teeth! Inspired by my dentist scolding me for my daily energi drink consumption, cause it’s apparently detrimental to the health of my enamel… whatever that means

why does battery acid have to taste so good…

[feefal]

Update: you shouldn’t drink battery acid, but you CAN drink blood (recommended by 9 out of 10 dentists)