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don't lie to me guys. luffy and usopp absolutely WOULD have a ghost hunting youtube channel ...
Does anyone know a fic?
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My one piece obsession get reawakened so be prepared ig
Only one way to make this funnier
Some more Dawn Law
The twins aren’t quite sure what to think of Luffy’s new friend.
And Rosi wasn’t aware Foosha is Garp’s home town, not just on an island he likes.
Maybe kid asl with shank
this was supposed to be a simple doodle but i got ahead of myself. here :)
wow.... i cant believe they were abandoned and Luffy collected them like treasures.....
the rest of the strawhats/friends that were gonna be in this post but i decided against it
“I mean that’s what you get for wanting to turn The Minotaur into a homie… no homie at all” is an objectively funny quote from Johnny even in context, but taking the letters ‘homie’ out of ‘The Minotaur’ and rearranging the letters left gives you the iconic word ‘Truant’, clearly referring to himself and serves as foreshadowing to Johnny acting more and more like The Minotaur once he learns Lude, his hoss and homie, is dead. and i feel that quote perfectly sums up Johnny Truant himself: someone who, underneath his playboy facade, is pretty damn clever
My favorite page, or at least a very strong contender for my favorite page in House of Leaves has no words at all, and that's page 479.
I'll be talking about spoilers and why I love it so much:
I love when music is used in the specific way it is on this page, I mean how the lyrics are twisted into something unique to the context of the story around it, and it becomes fucking eerie.
It's the beginning of When Johnny Comes Marching Home, jesus fucking christ. I love this so much.
It feels so specific to Johnny, it's only one part of a full verse, but it's become so unnervingly tailored to his mental state at that point, which is especially creepy because Zampanò wrote that in there.
The last time we hear from Johnny before page 479 appears is on page 413, that's a while. He said that after finifhing this footnote, he would ftop reading, leave the trunk and all papers in a ftorage room, and then leave for good. On page 491, we're met with another footnote. It's a series of scattered entries, the most notable currently being these:
October 19, 1998: Back in LA. Went to my storage unit and retrieved the book. Sold my car. Checked into an awful hotel.
October 25, 1998: Lude's dead.
October 29, 1998: Sleep under benches. All I have are these fluttering pages in my Dante book, a Florentine something I can't remember getting or buying. Maybe I found it? Scribble like a maniac.
Then the intro is dated October 31. Johnny tried to stop reading, but these pages soon became all he had left. At his lowest, after his only close friend died, when he is so far gone and detached from everything else around him he came right back to that house on the pages, he took them out of the storage unit.
It sounds like the house is cheering, celebrating that Johnny is going right back to it. He's marching home again, I'm losing my mind
House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski (2000, Colorized)
im an elitist about House of Leaves in the sense that i think a film or tv show or video game adaptation is entirely possible but that most people interested in adaptations of it in fact do not wish to interact with the new medium as an added layer of the story and instead simply want The Navidson Record (the documentary) to be adapted. Which is fine, but an adaptation of The Navidson Record is NOT an adaptation of House of Leaves. this trend though makes sense once you consider how many people skip the parts of House of Leaves that are not simply just The Navidson Record and how even among those who do not skip the 'extra' material, there is still a failure to grasp the satirical, self questioning and interconnected nature of the various narrative layers.
all of this to say, an adaptation of House of Leaves must include a new layer wherein House of Leaves as a novel, as source material, exists in the narrative and is acknowledged in the same way The Navidson Record (the manuscript) exists in relation to Johnny and The Navidson Record (the film) exists in relation to Zampanò.
The way 99% of people who’ve read House of Leaves talk about House of Leaves make me sad because they’re always like “oh it’s about a house that gets bigger on the inside etc etc” but like. Within the canon of House of Leaves itself the Navidson Record, the part of the book that the house comes from, is a work of fiction. The book teases at the possibility that maybe it does in fact exist in a sort of urban legend type way but it asserts over and over again that Zampanò appears to just be making shit up and there’s no evidence of the Navidson Record or the house ever existing. The book goes out of its way to “disrupt” the Navidson Record narrative to remind us of this.
The story is, textually, about Johnny Truant, and Johnny’s trauma and repression and eventual descent into madness. Now to be clear I don’t think it’s wrong to say that the house is your favorite or the most memorable part of the book to you. Obviously it’s a major key to the story and plays a huge huge huge role in it and it’s very cool and very fun. But like. It makes me sad that people basically treat Johnny’s role in the story as, like, a side note. “House of Leaves is about the house…… and also sometimes this guy talks about his weird sexcapades and says a bunch of stuff that doesn’t make sense.” No!! That is the story!! Johnny’s story serves just as much narrative purpose as the house!! If not more!! Danielewski didn’t put it there for no reason!! I’ve literally seen people on Reddit say to “skip” Johnny’s sections and that’s CRAZY. The story of House of Leaves is not “the Navidson Record with skippable cutscenes about some guy.” It’s a work of fiction written by an author who intentionally devoted like half the narrative to the protagonist lol.
People do the same with Poe’s Haunted, treating it as, like, an interesting side note or trivia fact that it exists rather than acknowledging it as a complete sister piece to House of Leaves that constantly gives new dimension (hah) to the content of House of Leaves itself. She and Danielewski ARE Chad and Daisy. Ba dah ba-ba. All the time I see people ask for more media similar to House of Leaves and they’ve never even heard of Haunted until it’s mentioned!! It clarifies that the book is best interpreted as a story about grief, literal and figurative hauntings (especially by deceased family members), generational trauma. The concept of a house that’s impossibly bigger on the inside, that exists beyond the confines of human imagination, haunted by something that may or may not exist, is such an apt artistic interpretation of the complex grief that comes with the death of a family member.
The fact that “Wild,” the longest song on the album that functions in some ways as a sort of thesis statement for it, ends with this sample of an audio recording of their deceased father, whose death spurred the creation of both the book and the album:
“Communication is not just words. Communication is architecture. Because of course it is quite obvious that a house which would be built without the sense, without that desire, for communication would not look the way your house looks today.”
Like! That IS the key to House of Leaves! That’s the answer to the puzzle!
And I mean that’s to say nothing of the fact that, like, at least half of House of Leaves is meant to be satire on literary criticism and academic texts. Danielewski received an English Literature degree from Yale. I truly believe House of Leaves is intended to be just as funny and absurd as it is scary. The whole bit about how some theorist supposedly wrote a 900 page book about how Will and Tom Navidson function as contemporary versions of the Biblical Esau and Jacob that’s become the “academic standard” and “is not one page too long” genuinely had me laughing out loud. It’s clearly meant to be a meta joke about the field. This kind of further separates the reader from the narrative of the house — we are constantly reminded that, really, Zampanò is not a particularly good writer; his writing sort of comes to represent a particular type of goofiness found in academia. On a more serious note, how this method of engaging with text and by extension the world around you can come to be dehumanizing and harmful also plays a significant role, emphasized strongly in the constant allusion to Kevin Carter’s The Vulture and the Little Girl.
Anyway. When I’ve had people ask me what House of Leaves is about I always start by talking about Johnny. I usually say something about how it’s about this lonely messed up guy who’s given access to his friend’s dead neighbor’s apartment and finds a bunch of fragments of a story about a house that’s bigger on the inside and he starts losing his mind trying to put it back together. The role of the house itself is a side note to Johnny’s story. I do this, of course, because I’m a pretentious piece of shit.
The copy of the book House of Leaves that Navidson brings into the actual house of leaves is 736 pages but the copy of the book that I am reading about this in is 706 and that’s because the book is bigger on the inside of the book 
I love unconventional video game adaptations, like what do you mean a doom mod and a minecraft arg managed to adapt House of Leaves and The King in Yellow, two works that are almost impossible to adapt
Edit: I'm including Ultrakill in this as an adaptation of Dante's Inferno, at the very least the world created in Dante's Inferno and a modern interpretation of what it looks like
Johnny Truant is the character ever actually and yall are missing out. He has mommy issues and TWO kinds of daddy issues. He lied his way into working at a fish canning factory at age 13. He goes on long-winded stream of consciousness rants about vaguely disturbing but largely irrelevant topics. He does too many drugs. He has tons of casual sex with women but all of them think he’s sweet. He saw a stray puppy on the side of the road and immediately fell in love with it. He only has one friend. He thinks he’s being haunted by a demon but he probably just has PTSD. A pretty girl said 6 words to him and he immediately considered ‘petitioning all major religions in order to have her deified.’ His only hobby is organizing and annotating an academic manuscript written by a dead old man about a movie that doesn’t exist.
a little sad that Johnny Truant’s mostly known for the sex scenes in House of Leaves. he’s so much more than that. one of his first footnotes starts with him complaining that his shower has no hot water and he then admits to adding in the detail of the water heater in The Navidson Record due to it. he interrupts his swooning over Thumper to tell the reader to climb into a microwave if they don’t like his swooning. he also does an imagine scenario where he decapitates his boss’ head and then uses it to go bowling. all because his boss insulted his art
donating my heavily annotated copy of house of leaves to the local library so that the person reading it gets a 5th layer of narrative to be confused by
House of Leaves adaption where Johnny Truant is a reaction streamer watching a video essay made by Zampanó about The Navidson Record just pausing the video at random times to ramble wildly at his non-existent chat and doing shots on stream