No Sleep

I probably need to go to sleep but Noooo I’m up reading F*cking FANFICTIONS

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Idk probably 14+

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the ‘trapped in a magical stupid fake tv show until you play along’ trope

screenshots from this post

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Macaque is me lol

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i hate when top wildlife predators are just lil babies teeny tiny babies

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Either my do not boop switch is broken or I never had one.

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Screaming, crying, sobbing, rolling on floor-

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I love this so mich

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Congrats on S4 king!! Let’s see that seasonal depression!

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Resposting so I don’t lose this masterpiece lol

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God, i finally found a way to add audio over my shit - all those tiktok sounds, now at my disposal

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This is my favorite use of this sound I have ever seen

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I’ve read so so many lmk fanfictions and aus it’s not okay.

I’ve ran out of Found Family aus.

I’m about to start writing my own!

EVERYONE’S GETTING ADOPTED

Mk’s getting adopted,

Mei is getting adopted, and

Bai’s(lbd’s host) getting adopted

MY Fucking O/C is getting adopted

Sandy is the big brother/uncle that will fight someone for his adopted nephew/nieces/non-binary children.

Pigsy and Tang are the co-parents/husbands they share custody with Wukong of Mk

Macaque adopts Bai and Mei, he also is fighting Wukong for joint custody of Mk

Wukong and Macaque are divorced idiots.

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More macaque

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I have a really hard time with side view

But here you go

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Ok so Sleep deprived thoughts here

Everyone’s talking about Macaque’s and Wukong’s divorce and while I 100% agree they are married,

my question is who finalized it

Like they were probably together for centuries? What’s the word for thousands I forgot

Who was the poor person?