space, the final frontier

28 / ace

[lesamis]

are you a Byron or Wilde apologist?

concerned citizens from 1895 are messaging me

[greelin]

[COVERED IN BLOOD, EYES LARGE] i have been working. On my resume

[greelin]

[HANDS VISIBLY SHAKING, BLOOD CAKED UNDER NAILS] there is. A cover letter

[mockingburb]

How do you think they water these plants?

A secret agent moves aside a ceiling tile and lowers down with a hose

Nerf Super Soaker CPS 2000 ™

Lob water balloons like wet grenades

Stack a ladder on top of the escalator and climb real fast

They parkour across the wall with a watering can

Tiny gardeners live in the walls

Train a ferret to carry a bucket and tightrope across

The most boring answer - they're fake BOOOO

Voting ended onOct 24, 2024

[futuristicson]

[kosmogrl]

[konoko]

i cannot wait to financially afford who i really am

[dais-yyyy-deactivated20250224]

Dame Maggie Smith

1934-2024

[affixjoy]

[dragon-subway]

taking a moment to relax after a long day of being good at his job

[catilinas]

ENOUGH social interactions. i need to go in the river

[cherrychapati]

LOVE WILL FIND YOU AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN EVEN WHEN YOU THINK IT WON'T

[schibi12]

Chappell Roan's performance of Good Luck Babe! at the 2024 VMAs

Video from Twitter

[chongoblog]

I'd never gotten the chance to experience Chappell Roan up until now

[escuerzoresucitado]

[3000s]

learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally

[3000s]

it feels fake but your friends miss you sometimes

[3000s]

the reason you've been hanging out with your closest friends fairly regularly for the past 12+ years is because you have fun together

[3000s]

people who don't like you that much will not stay in your life for over a decade asking to hang out and inviting you to things and texting you

[anarchistfrogposting]

In the medieval era I would be

Getting beaten by the vicar for stealing apples from his orchard

Dead in my infancy from an entirely preventable disease

Shovelling poop into a rickety wagon

A poor farmer that loses everything to famine

A universally disliked bard

Getting called a witch for spending too much time in the forest

Executed for poaching on crown lands

A steward/clerk who never goes outside

A sinful monk/nun

Dying of the plague

The sleep-deprived dungeon steward you sneak past in his slumber

Other (tell the class!)

Voting ended onSep 11, 2024

[hayleywiiliams]

Being a Taylor fan in 2024 means going back and forth between being like "aww my comfort singer whose discography practically raised me" and "Okay, Miss Out Of Touch Billionaire" 😭

[siffrin-enthusiast-deactivated2]

i wish every engineer a “try going around your building in a wheelchair”

[katkitpaddywick]

i wish every app software engineer a “try navigating your app with a screen reader or big text”

[clpolk]

I wish every software and hardware company a "try consulting your video guides with the sound off/badly scrambled with AI subs and transcripts"

[alegazzi]

I wish game designers a "try playtesting your game with a colorblind screen filter"