[undeadshot]

can they make more comics from before 2011. is it possible. can science get on this

[ashoss]

i miss my father and daughter

[soranatus]

I cannot lose myself

DIANA In Absolute Wonder Woman (2024) #13

[superboyprimed]

[evilhorse]

Batman (Volume 1) #635 Facsimile Edition (Super Powers Collection variant cover)

[ribombeee]

[flourkkay]

oldest siblings

[raptorific]

I still think it’s hilarious that the reason nobody ever figures out Superman’s secret identity or where he lives or what he does when he’s not saving the planet, is because he already told them all the Kryptonian stuff that can’t be tied to any of his human friends or family. I guarantee you the in-universe wikipedia article on Superman lists his name as Kal-El and the “personal life” section says that he lives full-time at his private fortress of solitude at the north pole. Nobody in the world looks at Clark Kent and thinks “oh my god, maybe he’s superman!” for the same reason nobody ever starts to suspect that their coworker who looks KINDA like Barack Obama is actually secretly Barack Obama – They know who Barack Obama is and know what he does and they know their coworker Greg is Greg and not Barack Obama. They have no reason to assume Barack Obama secretly moonlights as Greg The IT Guy at their workplace even though they’ve never seen Greg and Obama in the same place. At best, “Greg is secretly Obama” would be a running joke at the office, and the same is true at the Daily Planet. “Kal-El of Krypton, who lives in a CRYSTAL PALACE at the NORTH POLE and whose dayjob is SUPERMAN, sometimes puts on a suit and pretends to be a clumsy reporter and lives in a one-bedroom walkup in Metropolis” is a ridiculous concept to anyone who doesn’t already know it’s true

[comedowntheroad-blog]

@unpretty

[roachpatrol]

“Hey, that— that guy, in the corner, is that— is that Superman?” 

Clark looks up from his computer at the new intern. “Oh, no,” he says. “You caught me.”

“Clark, you pull this shit every time, man,” his desk neighbor Steve says. “Shut the fuck up.”

“No, the kid’s right, I’m Superman,” Clark says. He gets out of his seat and cracks his back out. “I guess we’re gonna have a superhero fight.”

“Clark, sit back down.”

“Nope. Superhero fight.”

“Clark if you don’t sit the hell back down and finish your article by lunch I am going to tell Perry on you.”

Clark points at the intern. “You get off easy this time, buddy,” he says, and sits back down. 

“So…” the intern says, very lost. “Uh…”

“That’s Clark,” a slightly older and more experienced intern says. “He’s Superman’s asshole twin.”

[beka-tiddalik]

The funniest part is when Clark does this in front of Jimmy Olsen, who is just staring in disbelief as Clark talks about using his superpowers to help Ma Kent on the farm in a sarcastic tone of voice, when Jimmy knows for a fact it’s 100% true, that is what Clark did last weekend.

Intern: “Ahahahah Superman in Kansas tilling the fields at superspeed, that’s a good one. What, if the tractor breaks down, do you just pick it up and take it back to the barn?”

Clark: “Nah, between my ex-ray vision and my heat vision I can generally find whatever the problem is and do a spotweld if necessary so long as I know where to get the parts - once had to nip over to South Korea because I didn’t want to wait 6 weeks for the ship to get there.”

Intern: “Bahahaha classic, Clark you are so funny! Superman fixing tractors with his heat vision, oh that’s a good one.”

Jimmy: “…”

[mydearestdarlingdead]

See, this is why I say Tim Drake should be the Robin blueprint

[rootbeerrex]

It is. fucking crazy that DC cancelled GFM's book. I was against that comic, and it you'd told me just two days ago that it was cancelled, I'd have been thrilled.

But this is wrong. It is fucking wrong that she is being punished for her political views. She was writing the fucking Red Hood, how the fuck are you justifying cancelling her book because she celebrated a Nazi's death.

Jesus Christ you guys she's a trans woman. He wanted her and her entire community dead, so of fucking course she didn't react to the news by saying "political violence is never the answer uwu" because he sure as shit didn't say that about her and her community.

I'm not a fan of GFM. She's done some stuff I don't agree with, and I do not enjoy her writing. That does not mean she should be censored and punished like this. I will not be celebrating the fact that Red Hood is cancelled, because my community is more important than my fandom.

It is so incredibly transparent that this is another case of a trans woman being burned at the stake for the smallest mistake (if you view what she said as a mistake), and I hope we can all recognize that and fucking support her even if we disagree with her other choices.

What is happening to GFM is fucked up and morally fucking wrong, and DC needs to be made aware that this is fucking unacceptable.

[bdjajznxns-deactivated20251227]

"superhero fatigue" this "superhero fatigue" that. SPEAK FOR YOURSELF THIS IS MY WILL TO LIVE

[fredricwertham]

Jason’s fixation on Dick is an outcome of Bruce’s obsession with him, as is Damian’s to a lesser extent, but we must remember that Tim’s developed on its own AND that it precedes Bruce’s at least by several minutes☝🏻

[fredricwertham]

You got me a lil with the parents bit 😭

[abcdfghjklmpqrobin]

I love that Jimmy Olsen is exactly the type of photographer Peter Parker pretends to be. Just bat-shit insane.

Whenever someone asks Peter how he took a picture he's like "Oh! I uh-, climmed a flagpole. Totally"

And very mortal, normal-human Jimmy is like "See, Clark, is not that weird"

I mean, look at this nutjob.

The world could be ending, lava on the streets and Jimmy would be out there photographing away. No powers, no sense of self preservation. Just khakis, a camera and a dream.

I like to imagine Peter meeting Jimmy and immediately being mortified about it.

Jimmy: –and so luckily I was able to take the picture before the building collapsed on me... Superman was super pissed at me but, photographer to photographer, it was totally worth it.

Peter: Right, no– See, this is actually my first time hearing how fucking insane that sounds. No wonder people at work look at me weird.

[bigscaryd]

Headcanon: Jimmy is immune to yellow-ring constructs because he doesn't experience fear.

[lilacsandlillies]

Funniest part about Robin Jason canonically going to heaven is that it implies either 1) Jason didn’t kill Felipe and Bruce completely blew up their relationship for no reason or 2) you’re allowed in heaven after killing someone as long as that someone really deserved it, which would then imply that heaven itself is on Jason’s side in the Jason vs Bruce conflict.

[sang-i-fetge]

[crowkip]

oh to be a tired little cowboy napping with his cows

[shrylia]

As human as anyone

[marcomie12]

It's punk to be a good person 🦸🏻