Freedom

Ambiguously Brown, Hard-Determinist, Double-Libra-Sagittarius, Deist, Heaux, ENTP, 23, Pan

[hiraethade]

[intricatelogic]

Fixed it!

[sad-flaccid-penis5]

[chaussettesock]

“where are we going today miss frizzle?”

were goin TA HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[annushorribilis]

[helothisistrashpanda-blog]

the script from this series feels like it was made using cards against humanity, funny all the way

[100493503004422]

me: I’m doing pretty well, I feel pretty good me ten minutes later: not once in my life have I ever been ok

[paradisixx]

i’m so in love with this bath bomb 😍

[pocmemes]

[stars-struck-lover]

I had a server tell me about how he was harassed into going to a church baptism ceremony by a not so close friend and to get them off his back he agreed

He decided some time before that of he was going to be forced to do this her might as well have fun with it right? So he goes to lush and buys one of the black bath bombs, and cuts it in half.

Now fast forward to the day of and he is wearing a small harness under his shirt that is keeping both haves of the bath bomb one either shoulder blade.

He volunteers to get baptised

They take him up put him in the white robe and then he waits for his turn. Now the friend who invited him had no clue what he is doing. They are pleasantly surprised to see him participating.

Honestly. A mistake on their part.

I only knew this guy for a max of 45 minutes and I could already tell this dude was a chaos entity.

So his turn comes up and they go to dunk him and the water immediately starts to foam and turn black and he starts screaming like a banchee jumps out the water and hisses at the priest

Everyone fucking lost it and her was banned from ever attending that church again.

So yeah all in all seems like a great thing to do for a hilarious story

[unclefather]

[homoprince]

how i look asking people to close my door when they leave my room:

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

Here's a sharable, printable "Ten Dollar Bill" pdf, perfect for placing into Salvation Army kettles. Text on the reverse reads:

"I cannot give my support to an organization that actively persecutes LGBTQ people around the world - including Jennifer Gale, a transgender woman who froze to death in Austin because the Salvation Army shelter would not house her with the other women."

You can find the PDF here.

[captain-acab]

In the Mandalorian, they say yoda's species ages slower than others, and baby-yoda is 50 years old but looks/behaves like a 1-year-old. That means that yoda, at 900 years old, wasn't actually ancient and wise but was actually the equivalent of 18 fucking years old

[rootbeergoddess]

My mind is blown

[the-king-of-the-yeets]

Conspiracy theory: yoda had no fucking clue what he was talking about during the prequels, and was just rolling with everything like every other 18 year old.

[manyofnine]

Holy S i never even considered that. I really thought that maybe there was just a mess up

[the-cumberbatchs-stupid-penwing]

I'm sorry. But this is fucking funny.

[walkhimdown]

[probablybadrpgideas]

If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath it, why can’t humans be summoned by ants? The answer is they should be.

[20thcenturyvole]

Well if a bunch of ants formed a circle in my house I’d certainly notice, try to figure out where they’d all come from, and possibly wreak destruction there.

[weaselle]

That’s why knowing and correctly pronouncing the true name is so important to the ritual. Imagine how impossible it would be to not go take a look if the circle of ants started chanting your name. And they’re like, you can’t leave because we drew a line made of tiny crystals - now you have to do us a favor. And you’re like, let’s just see where this goes “yup, you got me… what’s the favor?” and usually the favor is like, “kill this one ant for us” or “give me a pile of sugar” and you’re like… okay? and you do, because why not, it isn’t hard for you and boy is this going to be a fucking story to tell, these fucking ants chanting your name and wanting a spoonful of sugar or whatever. And SOMEtimes you get asked for things you can’t really do, one of them, she’s like, “I love this ant but she won’t pay any attention to me, make me important to her” and you’re like… um? how? So you just kill every ant in the colony except the two of them, ta-da! problem solved! and the first ant is like *horrified whisper* “what have I done”

[drackir]

This is the best explanation for higher powers I’ve ever really heard.

[youlovetoseeit]

the height on that

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gravywheels]

You know what bugs me about soulmate aus? So, I’m assuming that this whole “the first thing your soulmate says to you blahblahblah” is a worldwide thing. So many of the aus I’ve read have a quote at some point that addresses how tragic it is when people have soul words that say something like “hi” or “‘sup” which makes NO SENSE! In a world where the first thing you say to people is THAT important, WHY GOD WHY would the culture still use standard greetings? Who the fuck is still saying hello at this point? Everyone in these worlds would surely develop a personalized greeting different from everybody else’s to prevent confusion. Like how no 2 racehorses can have the same racing name? The best part is that every time people met someone new for the first time, they would try to say something that no one else had said. You’d have people meeting eachother at a job intetview, they’d shake hands, smile politely, then one of them would be like “Every Tuesday, I hard even grape purple farm house sunsets too” and this would be perfectly normal. Or you’d go up to the cash register at Starbucks and instead of saying “Hello, what can i get for you today?” She’d look you right in the eye and say “I don’t know what Space Jam is” THEN ask you what you want and she’d repeat that to every customer in the line for the rest of her career. And because they live in the AU, nobody would think it was weird.

[crowsent]

op you are forcibly opening my third eye with a crowbar and i am here for it

[whitepeopletwitter]