MACE !!

minor, he/xey, ftm, atla fixation reawakened

[bathroomsink101]

I eat cars

Nuh uh

[voyagers-stone]

btw if youre young and scared of doing adult things without your parents ive learned that like 90% of the time you can just tell the doctors office or the dmv "haha sorry ive never done this without help before... can you show me how to do this?" the employee will not care. if that means anything to you

[pangur-and-grim]

I feel so insane about ai. I've had face-to-face conversations with people who use it for therapy, who use it to calculate the safety of pill interactions, who use it for all their emails and grant applications and legal documents and academic papers and finance sheets and for every single question they have about the world, and if you tell them about the ecological costs they just laugh and say "I guess I've used a lot of water." and I've been in multiple gatherings of 10+ people where I'm THE ONLY PERSON who doesn't use chatgpt. it's turning me into a ranting raving pariah, because how don't you people see??? why don't you understand??????? this bullshit didn't exist five years ago, you absolutely do not need it, and it is destroying everything

[homunculus-argument]

Between the nothingburger and the everything bagel, there is the somewhat sandwich.

[boycritter]

i need a boyfriend. i need a girlfriend. i need to be single forever. i need a toxic situationship. i need a problematically older man to be homoerotically involved with. i need to have gay sex. i need no one to ever touch me ever again in any way. i need top surgery. i need a hug.

[bathroomsink101]

I need me some Toe Gloves

[socialistfremenist]

[vperoase]

POV: Yugi goes through Yamis mail

[blanketforcas]

whatever i was gonna say can't possibly be funnier than the mere existence of this draft

[satanfemme]

you've gotta be kind to yourself no matter what

[satanfemme]

this is twice as true in the winter

[satanfemme]

the world isn't ending and you don't need to kill yourself it's literally december. it's december. and you need to be nice to yourself.

[oneheadtoanother]

are you lost little boy

[oneheadtoanother]

This is so much funnier than my caption, dammit

[nando161mando]

[i-am-a-fish]

*places a 10 dollar bill into your paw*

yours

[perplemon]

[koiwynn]

that one house party scene in Vicious when victor buys a ridiculous amount of coke and his classmates get so alarmed by how out of character this is for him that they call eli

[sharkfiish-deactivated20260525]

reading vicious is just going “what the fuck” every ten lines. like these two are INSANE.. batshit level crazy dedication

had nothing but a vague hypothesis and some evidence of correlation and went “okay i’m gonna kill myself to get superpowers now” WHAT???

[clouds-soup]

Was it casual when you put your life into my hands and let me drown you in a bathtub and then resurrect you by misusing stolen epi pens so you could get superpowers?