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[ina-writes-deactivated20210710]

enemies to lovers but for romantic asexuals: the villain pushes MC up against a wall but instead of getting this really sexually charged scene, all the fight just…goes out of them when their eyes meet. the villain loosens their grip and gets this soft, pained look that catches MC so off-guard that all they can do is just stare back, the first time they’re both able to do so outside of conflict. neither of them speak, but it’s written clearly on both of their faces: I don’t want to do this. Not to you. There has to be another way. 

[trashboat]

my fear of abandonment? well that comes from my experience of being abandoned

[batman-in-my-basement]

[rererereree-deactivated20241031]

[fuckitloveu]

i'll always love you just a little bit and it haunts me

[fuckitloveu]

goodnight im gonna think about our imaginary life together and then talk to you tommorow like i dont want anything more than just being your friend

[toastbutteregg]

id be taking the green cup all the time cause im problematic

[orarewedancy]

So I work at a video game store in a mall and across the hall from us is this really nice suit shop. One day one of the guys came in an asked if they could use our microwave (the store they used to go to closed down) and we bargined for use of their bathroom in return since the mall bathrooms are like a 5 min trek.

So for like three months now we just have these men in really nice suits come in and talk while using our microwave and teach them about nerdy shit? Then I, the goblin king in various shitty tee shirts and paint stained pants, walk into their super expensive store and just get greeted with “Yo dude what’s good?” and talk about the pains of steaming silken dress shirts properly and it’s my favorite business interaction every day

[orarewedancy]

A new jewelry store opened up right next to our store and when I used the bathroom today we were talking about it. I hate it on principle (they flooded our systems closet during building) and immediately both Suit Guys™ working went on mini rants. “Their suits are baggy as hell, I wouldn’t trust them to sell me a $9,000 ring when they can’t get a fitted jacket. They look so unprofessional, ” and “I saw one of the dude’s wearing a teal shirt. It’s fall, and you go with teal? At least get a color to match your store if you’re gonna ignore the seasons like that, Christ, but teal is awful.”

I live for this commentary fam.

[chrispineofficial]

#flower shop/tattoo artist au is out #suit shop/nerd store au is in

[997]

u ever seen someone SO ur type that ur blood pressure just drops

[alannasroleplaymemes-moved]

SEXUAL TENSION+ Meme

Send a symbol for my Muse’s reaction to the following scenario. Add a + to reverse roles!

👖: My Muse witnesses your Muse wearing tight jeans / clothing  🍸: My Muse witnesses your Muse accidentally spilling ice cold water down their front 💪: My Muse witnesses your Muse coming back from / working out in the gym 🍭: My Muse witnesses your Muse unknowingly(?) eating something in a sensual manner 👐: My Muse witnesses your Muse briefly invading their personal space to get by 💄: My Muse witnesses your Muse applying lipstick/makeup/etc. in the mirror 👙: My Muse witnesses your Muse coming out of the water / shower / bath 👔: My Muse witnesses your Muse succeeding in something with a lot of passion 👗: My Muse responds to your Muse asking them to zip up a dress / tie a tie / etc. 👕: My Muse witnesses your Muse finish up/start changing clothes 👁: My Muse responds to your Muse holding eye contact for longer than usual 💃: My Muse witnesses your Muse dancing / rhythmically wiggling 👱: My Muse notices your Muse’s hair/clothes look awfully…post-coital, even if it isn’t!

[ozkit]

this is the silliest thing i’ve contributed in a while… i’m so sorry

because this post and this post

[threehoursfromtroy]

You seem pretty thirsty, Asami. Good thing you’re dating a waterbender ;)

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

OBEY UR THIRST

[rp--meme--dump]

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[thegoodvybe]

[lizardvangogh]

have you ever not liked someone in a romantic way and everything is cool and all then they do something small like touch your shoulder or say something funny and you just kind of freeze and think

oh

oh no

[ewokk]

kissing is great

but wow when you get to kiss someone you have feelings for and you’ve wanted to kiss them for the longest time and you get to stroke their face and you’re so aware of their body and how nice their lips feel

[lovelysuggestions]

You’re not perfect, but you’re perfect for me

[batman-in-my-basement]

my gf: my.. hot, wonderful, amazing s/o

me: haha awh..

me, remembering that that's Me she's referring to: oh. oh, shit