Batman Offical

Batman. 30. Professional Orphan Adopter.

[batman-offical]

Batman intro.

I am Batman. He/him.

Batman follows his followers back.

Villains DNI.

[batman-offical]

Heyyyyyyy Batssssss

How ya been, ol’ boy?

@joker-offical

I'm not old :(

[a-random-boat-offical]

honk honk @batman-offical

[batman-offical]

Oh cute

[romanticizing-life11111]

Go to sleep.

(307 inch dih((it grew))

CRIME NEVER SLEEPS

[sages-dick-joke-mutual]

@batman-offical nuke her.

[batman-offical]

there is a lot of things my belt can do, but

This is one of them

[justice-league-offical]

Be ready.

@metallo-offical

Oh my God. Guys, it's happening! I got a threat in the inbox!!!

Okay, stay calm. The Justice League has this.

@batman-offical @the-batman-offical @aquaman-offical @martian-manhunter-offical @booster-gold-offical

-Frank.

[batman-offical]

i got this guys

[batman-offical]

Hey, need a sidekick?

@sidekick-offical

i would not mind a sidekick

@sidekick-offical

[lesboklara]

THIS IS WHAT THE TRANS COMMUNITY WANTS FOR YOUR CHILDREN.

[man-offical]

WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT THESE PISS STAINS, BATMAN?!?!?

[stephen-strange-offical]

@batman-offical what are your options on this matter?

[batman-offical]

i am quite frightened

[justice-league-offical]

You can't possibly be the good guys if Batman is on your team

:(

But I like Batman. He's super cool. Granted he hasn't really talked to me, but still! He grunts in my general direction when I'm at the desk and he comes in! That's something.

And, to be frank (HA!), I don't understand all this Batman hate. He's a good guy. A real hero. That's why he was asked to be part of the Justice League in the first place.

Are you sure you're the good guy? Maybe you just need to repent.

-Frank.

@batman-offical @the-batman-offical

//OOC: sorry that got spicy lol. apparently i'm a batman defender now? i spent like 13 year of my irl life actively hating him XD oh how the turns have tabled

[batman-offical]

That hurt my feelings citizen :(

[batman-offical]

Are you joining the @justice-league-offical ?

Yuh 🦇

[babs-gordon-offical]

//ooc omg omg babs offical

Have you found everyone or should I tag all the DC officals...

- mod of @the-batman-offical and @brucie-wayne-offical

//ooc i've done my damn best but you should probably tag everyone cuz knowing me, i probably missed half the people 🙃

[brucie-wayne-offical]

//ooc will do

GUYS

@redhood-offical @arsenal-offical @alfr3d-dabuttler-offical @tim-drake-offical @nightwing-offical @stephanie-brown-offical @cassandra-cain-offical @damian-al-ghul-wayne-offical @clark-kent-offical @superman-offical @superboy-offical @joker-offical @lex-luthor-offical @the-daily-planet-offical @scarecrow-offical @gotham-gazette-offical

I think the only batfam member we're missing now is Duke

We also need Kara and Jon for the superfam, maybe a Lois (though I'm doing superbat shenanigans at the moment). And more. DC officalverse should be as large and confusing as DC itself.

Oh hey wait I think there's also another batman-

@batman-offical

[batman-offical]

ye

[batman-offical]

@joker-offical

GASP

My greatest enemy

*follows*

[joker-offical]

Heeeeey Bats!

[the-joker-offical]

uh. how is there two of me?

[batman-offical]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[batman-offical]

i have a feeling you and joker are engaging in a homosexual relationship...🤨

i have a feeling no you dont

[batman-offical]

hi batman

hello citizen

[satan-offical]

Notice how you've never seen me and Batman in the same post? Mhmm..

[batman-offical]

notice what

[batman-offical]

@joker-offical

GASP

My greatest enemy

*follows*

[joker-offical]

Heeeeey Bats!

[batman-offical]

JOKER

[joker-offical]

So, how've you been :D

[bingbuang]

pretty good :3

NO

I mean

Why do u care 😠

[joker-offical]

Aw, you know you love me, Batsy!

*Ooc: Hey, pretty sure you reposted under the wrong account :)*

[batman-offical]

No I do NOT. This is not justice

*ooc: sssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....... nuh uh*

[ririwithrice]

if i get 2000 notes i’ll come out as trans to my friend irl on wednesday

[belial-offical]

WAAAAA GO RIRI! YEAH WOOO!

AND I BET YOUR FRIENDS WILL SUPPORT YOU!

@aceofpans @dqk-theaceartist @holy-roman-empire-official @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @windowtoluxus @who-really-cares-tvgirl @2000-ants-wearing-a-skinsuit @mariorat-the-aroace

[windowtoluxus]

HELLLLL YEAAAHHHHH

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[joker-offical]

We support u! :D

@batman-offical @the-joker-offical @the-batman-offical @spiderman-offical @marvel-loki-offical