The Clown Prince of Crime

[explosions-are-funny]

is the officalverse still going strong? Is that a thing thats still going?

Edit: OK I GET IT YES THE OFFICALVERSE IS STILL GOING PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE THIS POST DOESNT NEED MORE NOTES /not mean

[the-joker-offical]

That depends on who you ask

[the-joker-offical]

Would you hate it if bat man kissed you

...Who's askin'?

[the-joker-offical]

Hey pal!

@joker-offical

Hey, Who's this handsome fellow!

[the-joker-offical]

One face said you're

That little bit-

[the-joker-offical]

Two face said you're gay

HE SAID WHAT!?

I told him not to tell anyone about my personal life!

[the-joker-offical]

Thoughts on this guy

Batsy <3

[beardyoakenshield]

[goober-offical]

in the movie he actually says "you know, i'm something of a scientist myself", which is probably the same thing.

[septicboyman]

DONT DISS HIM LIKE THAT HE WAS SUCH AN INTERESTING VILLIAN 💔

[the-joker-offical]

He is indeed, even by my standards!

[evil-moss-the-goober-offical]

*sitting in a tree a bit away from the place that @goober-offical was hiding in*

...*sigh* "I wonder if I could find them now...

I could probably get @doctor-offical to do a DNA test on them... But I need to get some of their DNA first- ....

Oh- ...Frick..."

[Sinking feeling]

"I need to apologise don't I?... Ha-... damn. I mean I didn't actually hurt- them...

I just wanted to know!

They [probably] know im never a serious perso- ... entity....

Ugh... I don't know..."

Audio version so you know the [kinda] tone of this under cut:

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[I DONT HAVE A MICROPHONE, I KNOW THE AUDIO IS HORRIBLE, BUT I ONLY HAVE A REALLY BAD HEADPHONE MIC.]

[hatsune-miku-unoffical]

*Falls from the tree, landing flat on my face*

“Ow-

Oh, Hey.”

*Slight pain as I get up* “My nose...

Oh, Uh, you seem... Distressed.”

[evil-moss-the-goober-offical]

HATSUNE MIKU?!?!?!

[hatsune-miku-unoffical]

Yes, now, may we continue?

[evil-moss-the-goober-offical]

NO!! I WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU ARE HERE.

Sorry- but like. What.

ALSO- uh-... would you happen to know where goober offical is?

I need to steal some of their dna.

so I can know if we're related.

[the-joker-offical]

Oh, I happen to have some of their DNA right here in this vial~!

I just need a little something first~.

[evil-moss-the-goober-offical]

okay. Cool.

So-

What do you want in return?

[the-joker-offical]

Oh, You know~

Just a little info on Batsy~

[evil-moss-the-goober-offical]

Pff- ha! I don't kn0w anyth1ng about batman-

why did you think I would..??

*climbs down down from tree*

?? =]

[the-joker-offical]

Guess you're not getting any of their DNA then~

[babs-gordon-offical]

//ooc omg omg babs offical

Have you found everyone or should I tag all the DC officals...

- mod of @the-batman-offical and @brucie-wayne-offical

//ooc i've done my damn best but you should probably tag everyone cuz knowing me, i probably missed half the people 🙃

[brucie-wayne-offical]

//ooc will do

GUYS

@redhood-offical @arsenal-offical @alfr3d-dabuttler-offical @tim-drake-offical @nightwing-offical @stephanie-brown-offical @cassandra-cain-offical @damian-al-ghul-wayne-offical @clark-kent-offical @superman-offical @superboy-offical @joker-offical @lex-luthor-offical @the-daily-planet-offical @scarecrow-offical @gotham-gazette-offical

I think the only batfam member we're missing now is Duke

We also need Kara and Jon for the superfam, maybe a Lois (though I'm doing superbat shenanigans at the moment). And more. DC officalverse should be as large and confusing as DC itself.

Oh hey wait I think there's also another batman-

@batman-offical

[babs-gordon-offical]

//thanks bestie :D i actually got like 3/4 of them so yay! i'm super excited for this. and i agree we definitely need to get so many more people in the dc officalverse! (but yay for an almost complete batfam!)

[brucie-wayne-offical]

//Nice nice

There's apparently another Joker now too? That I just found out about?? So uh

@the-joker-offical

[the-joker-offical]

I was called?

[evil-moss-the-goober-offical]

*sitting in a tree a bit away from the place that @goober-offical was hiding in*

...*sigh* "I wonder if I could find them now...

I could probably get @doctor-offical to do a DNA test on them... But I need to get some of their DNA first- ....

Oh- ...Frick..."

[Sinking feeling]

"I need to apologise don't I?... Ha-... damn. I mean I didn't actually hurt- them...

I just wanted to know!

They [probably] know im never a serious perso- ... entity....

Ugh... I don't know..."

Audio version so you know the [kinda] tone of this under cut:

Visit Original Link

[I DONT HAVE A MICROPHONE, I KNOW THE AUDIO IS HORRIBLE, BUT I ONLY HAVE A REALLY BAD HEADPHONE MIC.]

[hatsune-miku-unoffical]

*Falls from the tree, landing flat on my face*

“Ow-

Oh, Hey.”

*Slight pain as I get up* “My nose...

Oh, Uh, you seem... Distressed.”

[evil-moss-the-goober-offical]

HATSUNE MIKU?!?!?!

[hatsune-miku-unoffical]

Yes, now, may we continue?

[evil-moss-the-goober-offical]

NO!! I WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU ARE HERE.

Sorry- but like. What.

ALSO- uh-... would you happen to know where goober offical is?

I need to steal some of their dna.

so I can know if we're related.

[the-joker-offical]

Oh, I happen to have some of their DNA right here in this vial~!

I just need a little something first~.

[evil-moss-the-goober-offical]

okay. Cool.

So-

What do you want in return?

[the-joker-offical]

Oh, You know~

Just a little info on Batsy~

[evil-moss-the-goober-offical]

*sitting in a tree a bit away from the place that @goober-offical was hiding in*

...*sigh* "I wonder if I could find them now...

I could probably get @doctor-offical to do a DNA test on them... But I need to get some of their DNA first- ....

Oh- ...Frick..."

[Sinking feeling]

"I need to apologise don't I?... Ha-... damn. I mean I didn't actually hurt- them...

I just wanted to know!

They [probably] know im never a serious perso- ... entity....

Ugh... I don't know..."

Audio version so you know the [kinda] tone of this under cut:

Visit Original Link

[I DONT HAVE A MICROPHONE, I KNOW THE AUDIO IS HORRIBLE, BUT I ONLY HAVE A REALLY BAD HEADPHONE MIC.]

[hatsune-miku-unoffical]

*Falls from the tree, landing flat on my face*

“Ow-

Oh, Hey.”

*Slight pain as I get up* “My nose...

Oh, Uh, you seem... Distressed.”

[evil-moss-the-goober-offical]

HATSUNE MIKU?!?!?!

[hatsune-miku-unoffical]

Yes, now, may we continue?

[evil-moss-the-goober-offical]

NO!! I WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU ARE HERE.

Sorry- but like. What.

ALSO- uh-... would you happen to know where goober offical is?

I need to steal some of their dna.

so I can know if we're related.

[the-joker-offical]

Oh, I happen to have some of their DNA right here in this vial~!

I just need a little something first~.

[idontknowimtrying]

one day I will be forgotten by the world. I will pass on, this blog will dissappear, and nobody will remember me.

I don't know how I feel about that. That my ideas will not be remembered. That my words will have been whispered and spread, but not enough to be known.

[the-joker-offical]

You won't be forgotten, I'll make sure of it.

[ririwithrice]

if i get 2000 notes i’ll come out as trans to my friend irl on wednesday

[belial-offical]

WAAAAA GO RIRI! YEAH WOOO!

AND I BET YOUR FRIENDS WILL SUPPORT YOU!

@aceofpans @dqk-theaceartist @holy-roman-empire-official @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @windowtoluxus @who-really-cares-tvgirl @2000-ants-wearing-a-skinsuit @mariorat-the-aroace

[windowtoluxus]

HELLLLL YEAAAHHHHH

@asteroid-fruitcup @aceofpans @can-tab-eater-offical @dr-j-wilson @elvis-official @fluv0xamine @guobahere @god-offical @head-of-oncology @hekate-offical @homosexuality-offical @hanumsiru @joker-offical @james-offical @kandi-kid-offical @knockin-on-felixs-door @lotvsflwrr @lesbian-vampire-offical @lady-st4rdustt @magpieoffical @man-offical @no-one-offical @politic-offical @period-offical @ponyboy-the-pookie @prophecyhaunted @ronnie-thinking-aloud @rapunzelspan @slowburningechoes @summer2000baby @st4rboyloser @tim-drake-offical @tgirl-offical @titanoboa-offical @uri-yaoie @unknown-axxount @yawping-poets-society @zyrtecbrainrot

[joker-offical]

We support u! :D

@batman-offical @the-joker-offical @the-batman-offical @spiderman-offical @marvel-loki-offical

[the-joker-offical]

:D

[batman-offical]

@joker-offical

GASP

My greatest enemy

*follows*

[joker-offical]

Heeeeey Bats!

[the-joker-offical]

uh. how is there two of me?

[joker-offical]

Can ya honestly say you’re surprised?

[the-joker-offical]

eh, no. not really, there's already two batmen so. eh.

[femboy-offical]

"THERE'S NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON, BATMAN! I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT!" - The Joker, with a Vaporeon next to him.

Oh god

[goober-offical]

@the-joker-offical mind explaining this, Joker!

[the-joker-offical]

Uh- I CAN EXPLAIN!

[femboy-offical]

You better start explaining fast, buddy

[the-joker-offical]

THAT WASN'T ME! I SWEAR!

[femboy-offical]

…It’s true the Joker would have much better and less boring taste🤔

[the-joker-offical]

uh.

What do you mean by that.

[batman-offical]

@joker-offical

GASP

My greatest enemy

*follows*

[joker-offical]

Heeeeey Bats!

[the-joker-offical]

uh. how is there two of me?

[femboy-offical]

"THERE'S NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON, BATMAN! I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT!" - The Joker, with a Vaporeon next to him.

Oh god

[goober-offical]

@the-joker-offical mind explaining this, Joker!

[the-joker-offical]

Uh- I CAN EXPLAIN!

[femboy-offical]

You better start explaining fast, buddy

[the-joker-offical]

THAT WASN'T ME! I SWEAR!