Heavy Is Candy Princess.

Random things I find funny or like OR when I get better at drawing, Art will ensue. Uncle Phil is the sexiest man alive.

[johnny-dynamo]

Muppet Maniacs by Jason Beck

[catchymemes]

[socialmustardwarriors]

[spiralstaircased]

this is my political party so stop fucking asking

[units]

[nuclearwalrusnetwork-blog-deact]

[hildawhite-deactivated20200222]

scooby doo is still REALLY good

[iguanamouth]

My boyfriend won’t stop talking to me about whether or not I would eat Pokémon steaks. We think maybe Mr. Mime steaks would have white meat and ooze a purple liquid. I feel like you’re the only one qualified to tell us more

listen the ONLY part of a mr mime thats edible are the red spots, and thats ONLY after being properly cooked - if you bite into any part of their body while its still raw youll suffer near immediate food poisoning

luckily, just like red kidney beans, the potential toxins are easily to remove provided you take the right steps

once theyve been safely removed from their inedible surroundings, the larger red spheres are ready to begin working with - its worth noting that the smaller spots on the hands and cheeks also fall into this category, but theyre almost always too small to be considered harvesting by most professionals 

youll want to start by cutting away any flesh thats still directly touching the pale parts; when in doubt, a wider cut is always preferred. better safe than sorry ! one benefit of working with mr mimes is that, along with many others in their typing, their bodies are held together with physic energy and thus dont require deboning

the next part is going to require boiling in a large pressure cooker- some may find it a challenge to to find a pot big enough to host all the parts, so cooking them individually is fine. remember to follow the instructions to the letter

after theyve been removed and dried, an easy way to text if theyre safe to eat is to cut them in half and check the spongy center - a darkened purple core means theyve been boiled long enough, while any lighter, greenish tints means you probably needed a bit more time

once theyre out of the danger range, you can now safely use them in variety of dishes ! their almost mushroom-like texture means they absorb flavors well, and pictured above is one of my personal favorites

THIS guy though, you can just pop em into your mouth whole. its fine

[iguanamouth]

My boyfriend won’t stop talking to me about whether or not I would eat Pokémon steaks. We think maybe Mr. Mime steaks would have white meat and ooze a purple liquid. I feel like you’re the only one qualified to tell us more

listen the ONLY part of a mr mime thats edible are the red spots, and thats ONLY after being properly cooked - if you bite into any part of their body while its still raw youll suffer near immediate food poisoning

luckily, just like red kidney beans, the potential toxins are easily to remove provided you take the right steps

once theyve been safely removed from their inedible surroundings, the larger red spheres are ready to begin working with - its worth noting that the smaller spots on the hands and cheeks also fall into this category, but theyre almost always too small to be considered harvesting by most professionals 

youll want to start by cutting away any flesh thats still directly touching the pale parts; when in doubt, a wider cut is always preferred. better safe than sorry ! one benefit of working with mr mimes is that, along with many others in their typing, their bodies are held together with physic energy and thus dont require deboning

the next part is going to require boiling in a large pressure cooker- some may find it a challenge to to find a pot big enough to host all the parts, so cooking them individually is fine. remember to follow the instructions to the letter

after theyve been removed and dried, an easy way to text if theyre safe to eat is to cut them in half and check the spongy center - a darkened purple core means theyve been boiled long enough, while any lighter, greenish tints means you probably needed a bit more time

once theyre out of the danger range, you can now safely use them in variety of dishes ! their almost mushroom-like texture means they absorb flavors well, and pictured above is one of my personal favorites

THIS guy though, you can just pop em into your mouth whole. its fine

[westbestern]

[poppybottle]

Luke Skywalker running away but leaving a map like

[daelectrify]

[stephenstrvnge]

I CHOKED

[1radicalgrl]

I LAUGHED

[lordwanjavi]

[lihaoyuan18-deactivated20151003]

[lumielles]

[lumielles]

Really, y'all couldn’t even wait for December before bringing this back into rotation?

[anti-ponnie]

“rebecca hasn’t confirmed pearl is a lesbian!!”

[pearlappreciationblog]

Wtf

I can’t believe its flipping canon….well..

there you go ladies and gentlemen. 

[hattibroski]

OMFG!!! <3

[ciryes]

[connard-cynique-deactivated2024]

[shitpost-senpai]

[icanhelpyouthere]

Headcanon that McGonagall is offended on a personal level that Umbridge loves cats. 

[icanhelpyouthere]

This literally got 600 more notes just while I was at dinner what the fuck

[puppyvegeta-deactivated20190313]

How has nobody thought about this before tbh

[green-tea-and-baby-carrots]

Ok but imagine McGonagall in cat form prowling around the castle, in strategically chosen places so that Umbridge will come across her. 

Umbridge takes the cat back to her office and feeds it a little saucer of milk. The cat starts coming back to Umbridge’s office around the same time every night, until eventually Umbridge gets into a little routine of setting out a saucer of milk for the cat before bed.  McGonagall now has all the best secrets on Umbridge, all of the results of the evaluations, and most importantly, is in a perfect position to spy on the ministry for the Order of the Phoenix. 

All because Umbridge is obsessed with cats.

[soryualeksi]

The mental image McGonagall lapping up that milk while full of burning hatred for Umbridge amuses me in ways I can hardly describe.

[wrench-wench]

[ororium-z]

[viqueen]

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH