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[buddie-romance]

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[batmansbrokenspine]

I feel like Bruce might drunk cry as Brucie.

Batmans so emotionless in the eyes of everyone and while Brucie is loud, boisterous. But what if he sold it a little more by pretending to drunk cry at occasional galas?

[batmansbrokenspine]

You know in hotel transylvania when they 'zing' and its like love at first sight or whatever. That's what happens in my mind when bruce gets a new kid.

Seeing Dick sitting in the circus alone and just deciding yep I'm taking this one

Again with Jason, sees a small child, clearly in need, suddenly Bruce NEEDS to take this kid home. Yoink.

He doesn't do it on purpose, or even notice it, just blinks and hes obtained a whole child

He sees kids on patrol all the time, helps a lot of kids, but sometimes his brain just clicks when he sees a kid and then the batfam grows again