Bombs, Bodysuits, Billionairs and Bullshit

My life being Batman's intern

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I dunno why I’m reblogging this but it’s a cat with money. What’s there to lose?

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Happy Fathers Day!

Happy Fathers Day to all of those Dads out there (That includes you, Bossman)

~Maria

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My Summer Break So Far

So my summer break has been filled with helping Bossman and being tired here and there and hanging out with that Jason guy. 

So I guess that means it’s going well.

However now is the time that I start prepping for School again and I told myself that I was going to read a lot.

Here’s the pile that I have so far.

As you can see, I finished one :) 

If any of you guys have suggestions for books to read, please message me. I get bored in the Batcave.

Thank you :)

~Maria 

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Long Day

Just... just a long day. Long week. It’s long.

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Fun Day

Alright so the internship is going pretty good but it was getting me a bit down since there was a string of homicides related to children being killed, which was pretty rough.

Do you guys remember Jason? the guy I met at the coffee shop and talked about the Hobbit and history stuff with?

Well we still get coffee and he noticed I was a bit off. I told him that it was work related and so he just says that the day was going to be a fun day. 

Turns out Jason has a pretty kick ass motorcycle so he drove us to Atlantic City to chill on the boardwalk and get my mind off of work. 

It was a really fun day and it was nice of him to do that.

We also got some pics on the beach and he told me to pose like I was about to drop a mixed tape. 

(Jason let me borrow his jacket for the pic. It was HUGE on me since he’s a fairly big guy)

Anyway later that night after Jason brought me back I went to work and there were no homicides that night! Bossman thinks he has a lead, which is good.

Bossman has also been in a bit of a bad mood since this Red Hood guy who’s popped up is being pretty elusive to him. I want to ask him more about the guy but it seems like a sore subject so I don’t want to bring it up. 

So all in all, it’s been a fun day. No homicides and the beach! Yay! 

~Maria

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Summer Break

Wow so hello everyone. Happy to actually be able to write on here again.

So finals week was insane between mind numbing papers and tests combined with a string of homicides bossman had to investigate.

And right after finals week I had to get everything out of my dorm and into an apartment which will now be the place I’ll be calling home for the meantime.

It’s a nice place. Rent isn’t very high, the plumbing is decent, I can get wifi and I feel like an adult.

It took a while to move everything in by myself but I made do. I’ll be continuing on with this “internship” throughout the summer since I honestly have nothing better to do. Plus I get paid a little and it’s better than not knowing what to do.

I’m about to head out to the cave and I’ll write more later.

~Maria

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Happy Mother’s Day

I’ll be spending it listening to some of my Mom’s favorite music while I unpack all of my college stuff into a nearby apartment. 

~Maria

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Esther

 I made a friend here at Gotham but unfortunately she moved away to Central City. She’s pretty cool and has a blog. Hopefully she’ll have a lot of fun there. I hear that it’s sunnier in Central City than in Gotham. 

Check out her Blog here: @centralcitygirl

~Maria

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Woops

Sorry I haven’t been keeping this updated very well. Finals are CRAZY! Which means that the intern is also a bit hectic too. I’ll write more on that later. 

Wish me luck on my finals!

~Maria

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Which one of Bruce's adoptive kids is your fav?

I haven’t really met all of them yet. I just know of some vaguely. However me and Nightwing have become pretty good friends :)

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Just Another Day

Okay so maybe not entirely just another day.

I went to the coffee shop alone today since Steph said she needed to get some work done at home. I was just reading The Hobbit since I’ve heard good things and never seen the movie yet when this guy asked he could sit with me.

It was a strange interaction and I was hesitant at first because this guy looked like a bear but all was good. He said he was a bouncer at a night club, which made sense since he was all scarred up and muscle-y.

Anyway, we talked about the Hobbit and history, and I deduced from the name on his cup that his name was Jason.

So that was pretty cool. I may have just made a new friend.

Meanwhile the cave was as usual. Bossman was grumpy because some guy called Red Hood was back in town. The guy seems to get to Bossman on a personal level for some reason.

But aside from that all was good.

~Maria

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Back to the Swing of Things

Life decided to chill after being super hectic, which is nice. 

Classes started up again which is a little meh because classes can be boring but it also means that I was able to meet up with Steph.

We grabbed some coffee together and she looked really tired and her arm was in a sling and her cheek was bruised. 

I asked her what happened and she said that she was out for a moment during the riots and got hurt. 

I’m just thankful she’s still alive. Luckily all my friends survived the riots but there’s been a lot of missing students and injured as well.

It was nice talking to Steph though and I was able to meet up with my friend Peggy who said that her parents made a bunker under their house in case of things like the riots happened so she was safe. 

Peggy’s parents are smart. Any other place they would sound like paranoid people but in Gotham, I feel like it’s smart to have an underground bunker. 

I’m happy that things are starting to get back to normal though. Work in the cave was pretty slow too since things seem to be winding down. Bossman was pretty grumpy though which I suppose I understand. 

Luckily Nightwing kept me company so I wasn’t stuck with a moody Batman the entire night. 

Hopefully things continue to look up.

~Maria

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92 Truths

Tagged by @le-superstar-potato8802

Rules: If tagged you are supposed to write note with the 92 truths about yourself and then choose 25 people to tag

LAST

Drink: tea  Phone call: My sister Text message: “we should meet up sometime” ~Stephanie Brown  Last song I listened to: My shot from Hamilton  Last time I cried: When i got beat up during the Gotham Riots before Nightwing helped me

HAVE YOU EVER:

Dated someone twice: No Been cheated on: Yes Kissed someone and regretted it: No Lost someone special: yes

Been depressed: a bit yeah  Been drunk and thrown up: ... yes

IN THE PAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

Made a new friend: Yes Fallen out of love: no  Laughed until you cried: No Met someone who changed you: yes. His name is Batman Found out who your true friends are: yes? Found out someone was talking about you: Yes

GENERAL:

How many people on Tumblr do you know in real life: 4 i think   Do you have any pets: I have a mint plant named Usnavi Do you want to change your name: No What time did you wake up this morning: maybe around 5-ish What were you doing last night: paperwork at the internship Name something you can’t wait for: Sleep Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: I don’t think so What gets on your nerves: people who do things just to hurt other peopel. Blood Type: O? Nicknames: Kid and Bajita Status: Single with no time to mingle Zodiac sign: Aquarious? Pronouns: She i suppose Favourite TV show: Kitchen Nightmares High school: It was shirt and that’s all i have to say  University: Gotham U.

Hair colour: Brown  Long or short: short-ish long.

Do you have a crush on someone: Yes. What do you like about yourself: My dedication to doing my best  Tattoos: None Righty or Lefty: Right-handed

FIRSTS

First surgery: I had a non cancerous tumor on my face that was removed when I was 9 First piercing: Ears First best friend: My sister First sport you joined: soft ball First holiday abroad: Canada one time by accident  First pair of trainers: What? Drinking: just a little Listening to: Hamilton Waiting for: A letter from my sister Want kids: eh that’s really uncertain Get married: maybe Career: I do Batman’s paperwork

WHICH IS BETTER

Lips or eyes: Eyes Hugs or kisses: hugs Shorter or taller: either? Older or younger: in what context? Romantic or spontaneous: both? Sensitive or loud: either? Hook up or relationship: relationship Troublemaker or hesitant: booooth??

HAVE YOU EVER

Kissed a stranger: No Drank hard liquor: yes Lost glasses/contacts: No Sex on first date: No Broken someone’s heart: I don’t think so  Been arrested: No Turned someone down: Yes Fallen for a friend: Yes

DO YOU BELIEVE

In yourself: Yes? Miracles: Yes Love at first sight: Sometimes  Heaven: Sure. Santa: Yes

I tag: @kinraijou, @nice-cloak-potter, @maretatherose, @batserus, @batmananimated, @batman, @batman-comics, @darrenburr, @captain-espresso, @comic-commentary, @batgirlxsteph, @batgirl19xx, @batgirl, @lovelustquotes, @lovescenehair, @lulusketches, @jasontoddism, @jasontvdds, @jasontodd1fan, @deeplovephotography, @gothamart, @gothamcitysirensart, @gotham-knights, @supergirl-daily, @supergirl

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A thing I was tagged in

Tagged by: @le-superstar-potato8802

NICKNAME

“Kid” by Nightwing and “Bajita” by my sister 

STAR SIGN

I think it’s Aquarius 

HEIGHT

About 5 foot

SEXUAL ORIENTATION

Bisexual (Sorta just figured that one out)

HOGWARTS HOUSE

Hufflepuff 

FAVOURITE COLOUR

Yellow

TIME

1:13 PM

AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP

Not enough 

LUCKY NUMBER

26

LAST THING YOU GOOGLED

Will plants grow better with music?

FAVOURITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER

Mulan 

NUMBER OF BLANKETS

4

FAVOURITE BAND/ARTIST

Sara Bareilles 

DREAM TRIP

To travel to California. I hear good things.

DREAM JOB

A novelist 

WHEN DID YOU CREATE THIS BLOG?

Ten months ago I think. but i started writing more recently 

NUMBER OF FOLLOWERS

39 :)

WHAT DO YOU POST ABOUT?

Things I’ve seen during my internship and some stuff about Gotham and College

WHAT MADE YOU DECIDE TO GET A TUMBLR?

I don’t think Bossman knows a lot about this site so I can post stuff on it hopefully without him knowing 

DO YOU GET ASKS ON A REGULAR BASIS?

Not really no

WHEN DID YOUR BLOG REACH ITS PEAK?

I dont think it’s old enough to have peaked

WHY THE URL?

Because it’s pretty straight foreward as to who I am

I didn’t mention that you had to tag 20 people did I XD?

I tag @maretatherose, @darrenburr, @captain-espresso, @comic-commentary, @kinraijou, @markruffalo, @killingariadne, @nice-cloak-potter, @lovelustquotes, @lovescenehair, @lulusketches, @deeplovephotography, @gothamart, @gothamcitysirensart, @gotham-knights, @batmananimated, @batgirlxsteph, @batgirl19xx, @spillywolf, @hot-pretty-hot

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Oops

Sorry I haven’t written much. There’s been a lot of sorting and organization and just rebuilding after the riots.

School is going to open up again tomorrow. I hope all of my friends are alright. I wifi has been spotty since the riots so I haven’t been able to keep in touch with them much. 

Fingers crossed things will start to go back to normal.

~Maria

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When you get this respond with five things that make you happy, then send it anonymously to the last ten people in your notifications

Five things that make me happy

1. My sister Genesis 

2. My internship (despite it’s hecticness)

3. Musicals (especially ones featuring news boys or ten dollar founding fathers)

4. The Beach when the water is all clear and blue

5. When I get to an elevator and the door opens up without me having to even push a button because someone was getting off so I can just hop right on. 

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No school

Well I am alive.

And Gotham did not explode.

Basically there was a lot of panic. There was a point where Nightwing was injured and no one was in the cave and everyone seemed to be busy, so I took it upon myself to drive out to grab him.

Up side is that other than a fractured leg, he would be alright. The downside is that some rioters messed me up a bit. Luckily most of the bruises were on my legs and Nightwing was able to fight them off.

Sometimes I forget how dangerous Gotham can be.  

But because of the riots school was canceled today! Silver linings.  

~Maria