Sonar™

half man, half bat, all freak babe

[batmanz]

Sssooo...what the fuck is up Tumblr?

Never thought I'd use this, I'm not going to lie I think all of you are cringe.

But Waterboy has been on here a lot, and he seems to be getting a lot of you thirsting over him, wanted to see if I'd get the same treatment.

Shitty ass introduction I know, but I know none of you are going to really give a shit.

I'll try to answer stuff as they come in, if I'm not busy

Boyfriends: @waterboy-zteam

Son: @batty-jay

Hello!!! Welcome to my Sonar Rp blog! Hopefully I do his character justice, he's like my favorite out of the whole crew!

Now a few things:

-I am over 18, but please don't be so ranchy with your questions, I am still human after all

-My pronouns are she/they!

-I'll probably adjust the rules as this blog grows

-Please remember who this character is, so there will be mentions of drugs, drug use, and hypersexuality. But it won't be the main focus, after all like I said I am still human with my own comfort limit. Enjoy!

[mechamanthethird]

it's pride month, z-team. you know what that means.

( @thefireandtheflame @batmanz @punchuplads @swiftasthenight @golem-gravy @malevola-gibb-rp @thatbitchprism )

[batmanz]

I'm already drinking, what else do you want me to do?

[batmanz]

It's pride month, you know what that means?

I get to see how many colorful drinks exist.

[batmanz]

its not your fault.

A lot of things are.

[batmanz]

second thing? whats the second thing

I don't know if I can talk about it, I just know it wasn't good for Jay.

[batmanz]

do you blame yourself for what happened to her?

...

It makes me reconsider being a hero

Fuck off.

[batmanz]

anything new happening with you bat boy? got a summary for all the shit happening recently? all yall seem like you got something goin on

That is..a very loaded question with a LONG list of answers-

So I guess I could like.. summarize? It's been a blur.

- I've been shot three times

- I've been TRYING to hit it off with three different people, all having various results

- Had my other arm broken in a very...unique way

- My kid sorta had a bad experience BOTH from seeing me get choked out and.. actually I don't know how much I can talk about the second thing.

- Oh, my mom has popped back up in my life, that's fun.

@mechamanthethird anything I'm forgetting? You're like the library of trauma.

[mechamanthethird]

with what you just described, i think you're the trauma library.

not really sure why you're asking me. you got your trauma down pretty well.

[batmanz]

Because for some reason whenever shit hits the fan I go to either you, Mal, or my kid.

Aaannnddd it's not like I can tell my ten year old "oh ya Daddy had a fun time getting shot"

[batmanz]

anything new happening with you bat boy? got a summary for all the shit happening recently? all yall seem like you got something goin on

That is..a very loaded question with a LONG list of answers-

So I guess I could like.. summarize? It's been a blur.

- I've been shot three times

- I've been TRYING to hit it off with three different people, all having various results

- Had my other arm broken in a very...unique way

- My kid sorta had a bad experience BOTH from seeing me get choked out and.. actually I don't know how much I can talk about the second thing.

- Oh, my mom has popped back up in my life, that's fun.

@mechamanthethird anything I'm forgetting? You're like the library of trauma.

[batmanz]

I have discovered something.

I am allergic to coconut-

Ha-

[mechamanthethird]

is there such thing as negative plot armour? i think i have negative plot armour if getting pushed down the stairs is any indication.

[batmanz]

You're realizing this now?

[mechamanthethird]

hi, it's mod. you think i should do a recap on the lore that's happened to my robert? like bullet points or something? yay or nay?

[mechamanthethird]

head in my hands THERES SO MUCH FUCKING LORE WHAT THE FUCK

[batmanz]

//dumbass-//

[batmanz]

Haha i’m made of goop you got goop on yo fur

.....

Maybe if I just lay on the floor, they'll go away

[batmanz]

[does the same with a bag of weed]

“C’mon, TAKE THE BAIT!”

.....

[batmanz]

[dangles a bag of fent on a fishing rod]

“C’mon, take it”

There are like, SO MANY other Sonars of the multiverse who are probably still heavy users dude, c'mon

[batmanz]

Ooooh do batboy want the druggies?

[dangles a bag of cocaine infront of your face with a fishing rod]

Update your data dude, I've been cocaine free for about two months now.

..... Got any weed on you though?

[thefireandtheflame]

Top 3 heroes, go.

There’s only one hero that I top

@mechamanthethird

[batmanz]

Gay on main, cringe

[batmanz]

I'm gonna

Skip therapy today

I know that means they're gonna call Mal, have her check on me

I don't wanna move

[robert-robertson-sdn]

Want me to come lay on you? I'll bring Beef.

[batmanz]

Lay on me? What?