Home Of NSFW Bats

●Side blog● I stash my nsfw headcanons and thoughts here.•Bats/Vega | 24 | INFP | artist | writer•

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Welcome to this side blog, home of your local slut named Bats.

So hi, it's possible you know me from my self ship side blog @sincerely-bats which is fun, but there's the possibility you didn't know me from there and you just happened to find me for other reasons (I'm staring at my nsfw Dick Grayson headcanons post), which is extra rad.

I mainly post NSFW art or headcanons for my different self ships so, obviously. No minors here please. If you are a minor and come across my blog, do not interact or you will be blocked. If you choose to interact anyway and don't like what you find, don't come crying to me about it. I tag things accordingly, I gave warnings of the content that's here, and you chose to ignore all that which makes it YOUR problem since you went into this knowing what you would find and still chose to look.

I occasionally write x reader drabbles, but the mood has to strike me. Feel free to send prompts/requests for those in my asks.

I also occasionally do commissioned art so feel free to drop me a line (private message me) and we can sort something out.

[nomadicjesterco]

New commission sheet with updated prices plus a more affordable $10 commission option on the side (that one is an older doodle but shhhhh)

If you have questions about what I will and won’t draw, let me know!

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I don't normally put this stuff here but I have commissions open in an emergency sort of way. I can't currently afford groceries because it has been hard to get a job, and I also cant even afford the bus to go to job interviews.

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"Can't sleep?"

"It's getting harder and harder..."

He shifts next to you, turning and pressing himself against your back, sliding an arm around you and squeezing tight around your upper arms and chest.

The action provides a nice amount of pressure that eases your thoughts somewhat.

"Any reason you can't sleep?"

He asks, pressing a kiss against the back of your neck, still holding you tight.

You sigh and answer,

"Stress probably. I feel like I'm not amounting to anything... like I'll never get a job- it's so difficult to get hired in today's economy... I'm scared, Leon.. fucking terrified that I'm a failure and I'm only twenty four-"

His grip tightens briefly, his gaze hardening but it's not something that you see.

"You're not a failure. You're so talented and people would be lucky to work alongside you... the economy is just fucked right now... employers expect too much from people they want fully experienced workers and people with degrees for jobs that otherwise would take a little bit of training for anyone to grasp. You're not a failure. The workforce is failing you. You don't need to have everything planned out- you don't even need to know what you want to do for the rest of your life. You just need to try."

Leon's grip softens as he finishes speaking, he is left watching you in the dark of the bedroom.

"Wow... so profound.."

You whisper, trying not to cry. He always knew what to say to you. Breathing just a little easier, you nod, and attempt to settle in, shutting your eyes as he chuckles.

"I do what I can."

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"Been a long time..."

His voice is like a long forgotten melody, one that rushes back into your mind and floods your body and soul with familiarity.

It's Leon. How could you let yourself almost forget the man you once spent every night with...?

You nod slowly, not looking just yet. "I know..." you whisper, eyes shut tight as you take in a shaky breath, letting it all come back.

"Where did you run off to?"

He asks, and all you can do is chuckle slightly. It's a weak laugh, but something nonetheless. The action feels unfamiliar, but god if it doesn't feel good to feel this way again. "I had to take care of some things. I'm sorry." You try to explain.

He shakes his head, placing his thumb and forefinger to your chin, tilting your face up to look at him, silently encouraging you to open your eyes.

"It's okay. I get it. Life gets in the way sometimes."

"Its not just that-"

"You don't have to explain."

His eyes are soft as you finally look into them, warm and feeling like home, the baby blues looking at you like he knows you better than even you do.

"Situations change. People change. It happens, and I don't blame you..."

Leon's words are as careful and gentle as his gaze as he brings his fingers through your hair, brushing the strands out of your eyes.

And then he speaks again...

"I missed you. Try not to stay away so long next time, for my sake."

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That feeling when you- as a person who can't do horror movies because blood and gore make you faint- watch Scream for the first time and the power of how gay you are for Billy Loomis and Stu Macher (especially in full Ghost Face regalia) are so hot to you that you can watch the movie just fine....

And NOW it has awoken something in you and now you think masked men are incredibly fucking hot to the point where anything with a hot masked man in it becomes something you're gonna watch or engage with....

I have also not been asleep since 4pm yesterday.

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The surprising urge to write about Leon. Istg.

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Just some uh... spicy oc x y/n art that I created sitting below the cut... have fun you two. Day vs Night versions.

So his name is Gil. He- by the way- dOES have two dicks. So that's fun. And yes, the bastard has markings that glow in the dark.

[nomadicjesterco]

EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS!

So I do not have the money to cover rent ($902.50), my monthly bus pass for work($80), groceries($100), and the utilities bill($90)…. I’ve got about $960 dollars to my name at the moment and I’m getting pretty damn stressed honestly. Normally I’d have enough but my boss didn’t schedule me for enough work the week before last so the pay was smaller than usual.

Anyway. I’m opening emergency commissions to try and at least get me enough for necessities and bills.

I’ll draw just about anything for only $15! Add five more on if you want a second person added in the drawing. I’ll draw furry art, nsfw, fanart, ocs, oc x canon, selfship, etc (no example of my nsfw art here because I don’t want to tag this post as not suitable of minors as I don’t ONLY draw that sort of thing) What I won’t draw is pretty much just no heavy gore, hate art of any kind, incest, mechs, as well as specific kinks/fetishes(ask me about it first if you’re unsure).

Anyways if you can’t afford to buy commissions please at least boost this post, I could really use the help right now.

If you’re interested or have questions, please send me a direct message on here.

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if you would be so kind as to reblog this if you feel insecure about your writing skills.

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Lowkey laughing at everyone who follows me recently on here thinking I'll post more fic things. Probably not gonna happen tbh. Hell I might just delete the whole side blog.

The urge to delete everything and just fuck off is incredibly strong tonight. Hahaha

[arguablysomaya]

Tim: Here's what I wonder about zombies. What happens if they can't get any living flesh to eat? They can't starve to death, they're already dead.

Jason, to Dick: You take this one. I spent an hour last night on 'How do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror?'

Damian: Well-groomed vampires meet in pairs and shave each other. Obviously.

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Love how my thought on this is just.

Vampires can look in mirrors-- completely off topic of zombies because some people in the reblogs have talked about that perfectly. But the vampire thing. So mirrors used to be made with silver-- a common thing that could kill or harm vampires im pretty sure, which is why they couldnt see themselves in mirrors, however that's not how mirrors are made anymore so technically nowadays vampires could happily look at their own reflection, though I DO love the idea of a bunch of well maintained vampires gathering ti shave one another, so perhaps they enjoy just that common ground with another of the undead that they still happily indulge in this habit but if need be they could stay at home and use a mirror to shave.

Anyway I'm done rambling and being a nerd lol.

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Sorry I stopped making content....

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Reading fics about him isn't enough I need to fuck him

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I have no fucking energy and yet I crave dick.

That's all folks.

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fanfic writers on tumblr

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their writing: the dawn breaks and you are anew. the person you once were vanished. the rising sun offers a fire to burn her to ashes.

me: hey there- i just wanted to you to know your work is amazing. i love reading your writing. please continue! it is so eloquent. your wording and command of the english language are just incredible. you show such a deep emotional intelligence.

them: lol ya i do a write sometimes thnx bb [gif of the rock]

[ms-demeanor]

where’s that post about how seeing a fic is like seeing a writer defending their dissertation and interacting with the same writer on tumblr is like finding them eating mayonnaise in their kitchen in the middle of the night because interacting with writers in the comments of a fic is like talking to someone coming down off a three-day finals coffee binge because that’s pretty much exactly what’s happening.

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This is also how I leave comments on other people’s works because I suddenly cannot do anything besides ‘YOU DONE WRITE A GOOD’

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Me with @scariusaquarius not gonna lie.

[dailyvideogames]

Resident evil 4 (2005)

[scariusaquarius]

Infinite Darkness Leon has me in a chokehold sjsbsjs

Leon was a naturally warm person. Even if the room or environment was cold, there was always this level of heat to Leon that just never seemed to go away. As you sat in your seat across from Leon while within the cold submarine, you were glaring at the table and shivering.

Leon had noticed your shivering from the moment the sub had gone submerged itself, and there was a part of him that couldn't help but be amused. Curse your independence, but you were determined to shiver yourself back to warmth.

"You cold?"

His voice was teasing, an amused gleam in those blue eyes of his, and you made a face, shivering more violently almost immediately as you became aware of how cold you were.

"Wonder what gave that away, Agent Obvious."

Leon chuckled before standing up and sitting down beside you with a smirk. You were suspicious before your face heated up in embarrassment as Leon wrapped an arm around you and tucked you into his side.

"I'll help you out."

"L-Leon!"

You couldn't deny that he was warm, snuggling into his warmth despite the protesting, and Leon just smiled and let his head fall back against the wall, closing his eyes and keeping his arms tight around you.

You bit your lip, shifting to rest your head into his shoulder as his warmth enveloped you, and you mumbled into Leon's jacket as his hand rubbed up and down your back soothingly.

"Thanks. I didn't anticipate how cold it could get."

"Just admit you wanted to snuggle."

Leon snickered as you guffawed, rearing back and making a face at his smile.

"You're so full of yourself, Leon!"

"I'd rather be full of you instead."

He winked and you blanked, making the man laugh before tapping your forehead.

"Earth to sweetheart, did I lose ya?"

"Just shut up and hug me."