Batty Astrology

Jordyn / Sun Scorpio, Moon Taurus, Rising Capricorn. Karsyn / Sun Capricorn, Moon Libra, Rising Taurus.

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THE SIGNS AS FAMOUS QUOTES

Aries: "I awoke, only to find out that the rest of the world is asleep" -Leonardo da Vinci

Taurus: "You need to learn how to stand up for yourself and what you believe, and sometimes, pardon my language, kick some ass" -Queen Elizabeth II

Gemini: "I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose" -Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Cancer: "Only do what your heart tells you" -Princess Diana

Leo: "I just do art because I’m ugly and there’s nothing else for me to do" -Andy Warhol

Virgo: "Invention, it must be humbly admitted, does not consist in creating out of void, but out of chaos" -Mary Shelley

Libra: "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying" -Oscar Wilde

Scorpio: "Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas" -Marie Curie

Sagittarius: "When you believe in a thing, believe in it all the way, implicitly and unquestionable" -Walt Disney

Capricorn: "But he that dares not grasp the thorn should never crave the rose" -Anne Brontë

Aquarius: "It is impossible to love and to be wise" -Francis Bacon

Pisces: "We do have a distorted view of our fantasies in society, but that's because we don't talk about them enough" -Sasha Grey

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the signs eyes

Aries eyes: enthusiastic sparkle

Taurus eyes: sensual stare

Gemini eyes: mischievous glimmer

Cancer eyes: moon glow

Leo eyes: playful shimmer

Virgo eyes: microscopic observation

Libra eyes: batting eyelashes

Scorpio eyes: sexy glare

Sagittarius eyes: curious gleam

Capricorn eyes: serious glint

Aquarius eyes: knowing twinkle

Pisces eyes: dreamy gaze

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THE SIGNS AS DADS

Aries: BBQ dad

Taurus: Homer Simpson dad

Gemini: Embarrassing dad

Cancer: Soccer dad

Leo: Competitive dad

Virgo: Strict dad

Libra: Cool dad

Scorpio: Online dad

Sagittarius: Beer dad

Capricorn: White dad

Aquarius: Makes dad jokes

Pisces: Probably did drugs in high school dad

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signs as cheesy pick up lines

aries: baby if you were words on a page, you would be FINE print

taurus: i seem to have lost my number. can i have yours?

gemini: call me nemo cause I'm not afraid to touch the butt

cancer: if i was a cat, i'd spend all nine lives with you

leo: damn if sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

virgo: do you work at dick's? cause your sporting the goods

libra: is your dad a baker? cause you have nice buns!

scorpio: i was feeling a little off today, but you turned me on

sagittarius: are you from tennessee? cause you're the only ten i see

capricorn: my doctor says im lacking vitamin u

aquarius: if you were a booger i'd pick you first

pisces: whats on the menu? me-n-u

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Why I Fell in Love With Your Sign

Aries: Your wildness is intoxicating. Your aggressiveness and passion makes me want to spend every second riding on your high. I fell in love with you, because you raised the stakes and made life exciting again. 

Taurus: You are adorable and your charm never fails to woo me. Your love sends me falling for everything that you do; your cute laugh, your delightful hugs, and your darling chivalry. You remind me of an old school love. I fell in love with you, because I need to protect you.

 Gemini: Your flirtatious and competitive nature makes me learn to let go and not take myself so seriously. I’m infatuated with your carefree persona, but allured by your intellectual and darker side. I fell in love with you, because you keep me fascinated by you. 

 Cancer: Your gentleness and warm heart wrapped its arms around me right away. Your feelings were so raw. You felt pain, happiness, and wishfulness making me want to share my every waking thought with you. I fell in love with you, because you made me human. 

 Leo: Your confidence invigorates me and your energy gives me euphoria. Your touch is like magnetism and I can’t help myself when I’m with you. Your everlasting smirk and your thrilling drama complete me. I fell in love with you, because you electrify me.

 Virgo: Your ambition and determination leaves me in constant admiration. You ooze dominance and are incredibly compelling. I’m mesmerized by your will, strength, and intelligence. I fell in love with you, because your power consumes me with desire.

Libra:  Your calmness surrounds me like a rain coating an umbrella. Your intelligence and wit keeps me smiling. Your love is sweet and pure as if I don’t need to be anything but myself. I fell in love with you, because you make me feel like I can be myself.

Scorpio: Your mysteriousness intrigues me. Your intensity keeps me living on the edge and you consume with your love. You make me want to yell and scream, but you make me want to kiss you and hold your hand to wherever we escape to. I fell in love with you, because you defy everything I’ve ever known. 

Sagittarius: Your love for the world is exhilarating. You make me feel every breath I breathe, even when we are on the ends of the earth together. Your laugh fills the room and your warmth envelopes my heart. I fell in love with you, because you won’t ever let me let go.

Capricorn: Your wisdom continues to captivate my soul. You know everything to say, everything to do. You shift the perspective of the world; all my doubts, all my anxieties, all my sadness feels like nothing when you’re there. You shield me from the demons of life and guide me to angels. I fell in love with you, because you protect me.

Aquarius: You are everything I’m not. You always finish my every thought, my every sentence, and my every desire. Our romance is reveting. You’re the one that entices my fire but keeps my flame cool. I teach you how to love yourself, and you teach me how to love others. I fell in love with you, because you complete me.

Pisces: Your deep soul enchants me like a beautiful dream. I’m hypnotized by your mind and the way you think differently from anyone else. Your creativity takes me to a place of child like wonder, but your intelligence takes me to a place of great knowledge. I live to feel the way you feel and long to see what you see. I fell in love with you, because you amaze me. 

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↑ Rising Signs ↑

Aries: You’re bold, and tend to speak loudly. You usually stick out and make your presence unforgettable. You speak the truth, whether it’s good or bad. I admire how you’re not afraid to stand up to someone. You’re also very funny too.

Taurus: You’re seen as someone easy to approach. You have a calming aura around you, which tends to attract people to you. You also have this studious presence. At times, you may be awkward at socializing, but you warm up quickly. 

Gemini: It’s all about the talking to you. You’re very talkative, and able to adapt in the environment quickly. People love you because you have this ability to make it seem like you and the other person were old friends that just met. You also have a witty sense of humor. 

Cancer: You’re very quiet around strangers. You have a tendency to fade in the background and observe the people around you. Because of this, many people may not notice you. Once they get to actually know you, you’re very sweet and caring. 

Leo: Like Aries, you’re very bold, and you make people laugh. You stand out and shine brightly, which makes a lot of people attracted to you and envy you. You can hit up a conversation with anyone, and make them feel special. 

Virgo: Like Cancer, you tend to not speak and observe instead. You love helping people out, and try to make them realize their own potential. People flock to you when they need your assistance on something important because you always seem like you know what you’re doing.

Libra: People adore you because of your sweet and generous personality. You make everyone feel like they’re home, and that you’re always ready to take care of them. Libra risings attract a lot of people because their habit of giving. Though be careful because people will most likely try to take advantage of you!

Scorpio: You’re seen as someone eccentric. You can be super closed off at times, and maybe even mysterious. But beneath that cold exterior, you’re so kind and pleasant to be around with. People may find you a hassle at first, but in the end, it’s worth it when you get to warm up to them.

Sagittarius: You have such a charismatic personality. You’re funny, easy to socialize with, and most of all, such fun to be around with. You make everyone feel like they were originally friends with you. Because of this, a lot of people want to talk to you and hang out with you. Though you can be a tad annoying, you’re the best one to have around when everyone needs a little cheer up.

Capricorn: You give off such a mature aura to people. You know how to overcome your obstacles, and you don’t like it when things are in the way of achieving your goal. People see you as someone very logical and ready to accomplish anything.

Aquarius: Because of your hilarious and popular personality, you draw so much attention to you. People love you because of you’re ability to stand out without even trying to. You’re so amusing to talk to because you always have something to say. You’re also able to make a joke out of anything. 

Pisces: You have such a warm and delightful personality. Many people go to you because of you’re ability to make everything feel right. You’re like a cute animal that everyone wants to pet because you just make everything feel so dreamy and ideal. 

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support for the signs

aries: no one can hold you back, and bring you down. because you are special and I will tell you no matter how many times I have to. whether it be at 2am, when you're at your lowest, or on a day where you're as bright as the sun. don't forget that whoever you are I will be here.

taurus: people who try and break your defence already have theirs broken, they need to heal as much as you do. you are beautiful and I assure you that everything will be better soon. you are my beloved and I treasure you.

gemini: we all crave emotion and feeling, so I beg of you— do not starve yourself of it. love will help you grow and bloom. people around you will learn to accept and forgive. you are precious.

cancer: no matter who you end up as after all this has blown over, I will remain loyal to you. you are my most precious treasure and I will support and treasure you for as long as it takes.

leo: other people's words are weak, but yours are all that should matter to you. take a deep breath and let all emotion out, I will cradle your head and whisper sweet words of comfort.

virgo: your heart should remain as gold as it originally was, and if it begins to change— I will paint you with the colours of the sun. you are supported, and I promise that you are beautiful.

libra: we remain in our bodies for long enough, so we should respect and adore them. there is no instant change, no overnight remedy, only my unchanging love for you. I will embrace you and speak tender words until you heal.

scorpio: passion is a strong and desirable emotion that can be subdued by ones tears. I will nurture the rose within you that will one day grow to be the most beautiful. you are important and loved. remember this.

sagittarius: you may be wounded, my friend, but there is a cure. a drug called happiness; harmless but effective. no side effects, no regrets. I can give you that feeling, I will help you smile. your radiant grin is charming and adored.

capricorn: hard work is essential in life, so slacking brings no luck. you've got to stay motivated and find true joy. throughout the journey, I will be there. I will hold your hand and remind you that it's all going to be over soon.

aquarius: insecurities are imps that leech of the soul. so I implore you, my dear, yo beat them away and shine like the star you are. you are influential and godlike. have faith in yourself, as I do.

pisces: life is not fair. there will be many times when you feel down. think of it like the calm waves of the ocean. up and down. there cannot be an up without a down. so reach land, and you will be safe in my arms. I will embrace you and absorb all your worries. you are precious and loved.

[harrysalbum]

people who don’t believe in aliens confuse me so much like you really think in all of space, which is infinite, we are the only planet with life on it. ok….

[jedifeferi]

(psst I don’t disagree with you about aliens but there is a finite amount of stuff in space. it’s very large but it’s finite. space is infinite in direction in the sense that if you travel for long enough, you’ll end up back where you started.)

[harrysalbum]

i don’t know what any of this means i’m a one direction blog

[joshpeck]

the one direction blog: Gemini, Aries, Sagittarius, Leo, Aquarius, Libra

the blog that knows about space: Cancer, Virgo, Pisces, Capricorn, Taurus, Scorpio

[harrysalbum]

i hate this i’m a pisces

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the mouth should have 3 gatekeepers:

is it true?: aries, scorpio, sagittarius, aquarius

is it kind?: cancer, leo, libra, pisces

is it necessary?: taurus, gemini, virgo, capricorn

— arab proverb

[astrologanize]

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Fab, rad, bad or sad?

Fab: Pisces, Gemini, Sagittarius

Rad: Virgo, Libra, Capricorn

Bad: Aries, Leo, Scorpio

Sad: Cancer, Taurus, Aquarius

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Wants the truth // Can't handle the truth

Wants the truth: Aries, Leo, Capricorn, Aquarius, Scorpio, Sagittarius

Can't handle the truth: Virgo, Libra, Taurus, Pisces, Cancer, Gemini

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Venus Sign ♀ Seduction

♈ Aries Venus: the conquerer. They actively try to win you over and pursue you.

♉ Taurus Venus: is sensual and passionate.

♊ Gemini Venus: seduces with words. Their seductive talk is intelligent and witty.

♋ Cancer Venus: is nurturing and maternal.

♌ Leo Venus: will bend over backwards to impress you and be generous and flashy.

♍ Virgo Venus: is at your service and a perfectionist when it comes to love and beauty.

♎ Libra Venus: creates romantic settings and uses charm to seduce you.

♏ Scorpio Venus: draws you in like a siren by being mysterious and fascinating.

♐ Sagittarius Venus: takes you out on adventures and shows you a whole new world like Aladdin or Tarzan.

♑ Capricorn Venus: is sophisticated and knows how to play it cool.

♒ Aquarius Venus: treats you like a close friend and connects with you on an intellectual level.

♓ Pisces Venus: is dreamy, a hopeless romantic and seduces you with their pure and innocent love.

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no inbetweens

aries: either a stone cold bitch or the most emotional sap ever who just wants Dogs

taurus: either the mom friend or satan

gemini: ???i don't even know what the fukc

cancer: either fun and outgoing or a total dick

leo: either feels like a total god or like total shit

virgo: either a social butterfly or a total introvert

libra: either a complete social flirt or only makes out with food and watches high school musical

scorpio: either the most sensitive person ever or the most insensitive

sagittarius: either a party animal or a sleep 24/7 kinda person

capricorn: either the meanest person ever or the biggest memer ever

aquarius: either the most wonderful person ever or the most bitter person ever

pisces: either the most precious thing in the world or a still precious thing, screaming about how non-precious they are

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What you may find attractive

Aries: Sarcasm, wit, busy bodies, cleverness, kindness, someone who needs a hero.

Taurus: Thoughtfulness, intelligence, patience, sensitivity, someone who can take a realtionship slow.

Gemini: Laughter, humor, intelligence, long conversations, playfulness, someone whose easygoing about relationships.

Cancecr: Romance, charm, compliments, giggles, emotions, someone who will be very attentive and always by your side.

Leo: Intensity, openness, playfulness, romance, humor, friendliness, someone as playful as you.

Virgo: Gentleness, curiosity, mystery, sweetness, dark eyes, someone who wants a very real realtionship, no games.

Libra: Compliments, talkative people, flamboyance, humor, sweetness, someone who wants a very affectionate realtionship.

Scorpio: Deep thoughts, wit, charm, classic style, intriguing conversations, someone who understands you, and knows you don't give love to just anyone.

Sagittarius: Independence, realism, intelligence, go getter attitude, someone who can keep up with you.

Capricorn: Realism, romance, kindness, honesty, charisma, calmness, someone who understands your lifestyle and won't try and change you.

Aquarius: Originality, independence, off beat personality, creativity, someone who wants to go out with a bang in this world.

Pisces: Romance, care, giggles, charm, thoughtful compliments, someone who is as romantic as you.

Check Venus!

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The signs and their dislikes

Aries: being ignored, physical restriction, being placed less than first, feeling hungry, anyone who preforms better than themselves, old things/secondhand stuff, having to wait, bland food

Taurus: being disturbed, change, lending things, being told to hurry up, sleeping in strange beds

Gemini: listening to endless complaints, regimentation, not knowing what's going on, wasting time, being kept waiting, making irrevocable commitments, being defeated, fixed ideas, having to concentrate on only one thing for a long time

Cancer: any criticism of the home, having to handle a crisis, pressure to take part in conversation, anyone who refuses their cooking, people who forget names and dates

Leo: physical hurt, sedentary activities, being ignored, being backstage, lies and deceit, being laughed at, being told something they don't know

Virgo: crowds and noise, vulgarity, people who whine, sitting still for a while, disrupted schedules, lids left off boxes/tops off of toothpaste, being obligated to others, hypocrisy, weakness/failure

Libra: loud arguments, confused situations, sloppiness, ugly places, being pressured to make up their mind, being told it is up to them to make a change

Scorpio: being analyzed, being asked personal questions, people who know more than they do, too many compliments, having to trust a stranger

Sagittarius: disapproval from others, making promises, being too safe/secure/confined, administration, tight clothes, having their honesty doubted

Capricorn: untidiness, being teased, familiarity, surprises, new ideas, loneliness, being made to feel useless, being embarrassed in public

Aquarius: emotion and intimacy, people who show off, being taken for granted, being pinned down in any way, violence and fighting, making loans or borrowing, authority, extravagance

Pisces: bright/noisy/crowded places, dirty/ugly objects, being told to get a grip, stiff clothing, authorities, people knowing too much about him or her

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What it's like falling for the sign

(Check the persons sun or Venus you are falling for. If you check your own, that shows how the person who's falling for you feels like.)

Aries: You crave for closeness with them. You beg for them not to leave. It's hard to tell them tho, cause whenever you are with them, you forget what you were planning to say. Their presence makes you live in the moment. Falling for an Aries is like spending New Year's eve every day.

Taurus: "Oh shit I like them." Falling for a Taurus messes you up. You find yourself defending them. Having eye contact with them makes you calm and gives you hope. It would seem so easy to just make them be with you, but because they are so sweet you just do anything to make them happy. It really feels like Valentine's day to crush on them.

Gemini: You know they are a little shit and you like it. They make you feel a little spark every time you see them. Their smirk is your daydream. Seeing them walk away hurts your heart so bad. Surprisingly seeing them somewhere lights your happiness and excites you. Falling for a Gemini feels like the last week of school.

Cancer: You always find yourself wondering how come didn't you fall for them earlier. How could you not notice all these cute things in them. Every day you find something new to love in them. You wanna take care of them and share your live with them. You'd give them the moon. Falling for a Cancer is comforting. A good night's rest after a long day.

Leo: You knew they were beautiful, but when you fall, oh how can they shine so bright. You find yourself looking at them the way you've never looked at anyone else. You'd give them anything if they asked. Making them sad is your biggest fear. You want to be the wall they can lean on. You want their approval. The feeling you have when falling for a Leo is the same when having a romantic dinner.

Virgo: You would be the happiest person on earth, if you could just spend time with them. Being somewhere with them and getting to watch them live feels like an ultimate prize. Their laugh is your lullaby. Their touch would make you fel so accepted. You wanna be the thing for them to study and make them let you learn about them. Falling for a Virgo feels like a privilege.

Libra: It feels so sweet falling for them. You want to drown yourself in false hope. You do everything to brighten their days, but they don't notice. It's frustarating, but they give you the most to daydream about. If they looked you in the eye, your heart would stop. Your days feel like Christmas parties.

Scorpio: Falling for a Scorpio is so intense. You would throw yourself out there for them any time. Their touch makes you feel so wanted. You could just stand there and admire them for days. Kissing those lips is what you dream every time. The way they look at you makes you wanna do crazy things. It feels like being a voodoo doll when you fall for a Scorpio.

Sagittarius: It feels like they put a spell on you and are now acting all innocent about it. Their charm caught you and now you are trying to understand what should you do. It's frustarating, not knowing how they react to anything. You try to show them how much you care, but you don't know if they understand. Falling for a Sagittarius is like talking to someone behind a wall.

Capricorn: They seem so cute. Too cute. You can't handle their cuteness anymore. All their feelings are hidden and you are trying to find them. It feels like they are calling for you and running away from you at the same time. You try to let them know, but they seem to ignore or misunderstand everything you say. It's like playing hide and seek with someone who's so much better at it than you.

Aquarius: They seemed like so much trouble and still you fell. You let them take you. It feels pretty lonely to like an Aquarius. World makes less sense. Falling for an Aquarius feels like following them into a labyrinth and being left behind. Aquarius' happiness is the thing you crave for, so it doesn't matter to you.

Pisces: When you fall for a Pisces, you don't care about the flaws you are seeing when you get to know them. Even with their flaws they seem so flawless. Making a Pisces smile feels like such an achievement, even if it's not that hard. You just wanna sit there and watch them be happy. Falling for a Pisces feels like watching a child learn.