I Don’t Get Paid Enough For This

(A Pokémon IRL RP Blog)

[coffee-and-cyclizars]

The Great Dragons gave me a caffeine addiction and I guess I have to live with that for the rest of my life.

Hey. The name’s Ivette, and I’m a barista working at Seabreeze Café in Mesagoza. Additionally, I come from a family of dragon tamers, so I have that as a side gig, I guess.

Graduated Naranja Academy a few years ago and… kinda been stuck here ever since. I’m not complaining, though. I get to make aesthetically pleasing food and drinks for a living and yap to people about my dragons (if they want me to). Don’t get me wrong, I have hobbies and other things I enjoy that I’ll probably get into. Maybe I’ll spill some tea (or in this case coffee) about what it’s like being a dragon tamer.

Speaking of which… I have a team of Dragon mons that I love deeply (even if they act dumb sometimes but they’re trying their best and so am I):

- Vespa (Cyclizar)

- Ambrosia (Flapple)

- Goobert (Goomy)

Pleasure doing business with you!

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(WIP)

OOC:

@crimsonflowerss back at it again with another blog that I may or may not remember to use on occasion.

pelipper mail, magic anons, union circle, musharna mail/malice are all inactive. this is primarily going to be a lower-stakes, slice of life blog unless specified.

any and all blogs are free and encouraged to interact.

mun and muse are both adults. IC anon hate is allowed as long as it isn’t excessive.

[purrlescent-sense]

man the best shifts are the ones where i do absolutely fuck all god bless

[coffee-and-cyclizars]

// also context for the ask i sent that i forgot to give, they were told no, they didnt get the drink

//thank goodness because i would feel so bad for whoever was subjected to that list of bullshit in a drink that was probably only asked for because it’s ragebait content or some other form of social media fad involving coffee because there’s so much of that bs rn. also it would probably taste horrible. like holy shit.

[coffee-and-cyclizars]

30 pumps of espresso and 2 sugar packets with extra extra caramel and 2 vanilla extract bottles //the way ive actually seen someone order this irl is crazy

Jail.

Asking my manager to ban you from this establishment as we speak.

[coffee-and-cyclizars]

Having to curl up in a fetal position because my Cyclizar insists that laying sideways by my feet and refusing to move is the most optimal position on my bed.

Vespa I love you but you are 63 kilos and you won’t budge please move your fat ass so I can sleep normally and not be crushed under your weight.

[yveltalreal]

if you loved them youd let them break your bones

[coffee-and-cyclizars]

I love them dearly, but I also love my bones. This truly is a dilemma 😔

[coffee-and-cyclizars]

Having to curl up in a fetal position because my Cyclizar insists that laying sideways by my feet and refusing to move is the most optimal position on my bed.

Vespa I love you but you are 63 kilos and you won’t budge please move your fat ass so I can sleep normally and not be crushed under your weight.

[shiningother]

[coffee-and-cyclizars]

Discourse? Seven year? I'm a little out of the loop here but what's going on with fire emblem fandom?

Oh boy. There is… a lot to unpack.

So, there’s this one character that’s a bit more morally questionable in the “everyone is morally ambiguous” game and if I even mention her name, I am going to fear for my life because I don’t want people sparking arguments about if she was right or wrong or some irredeemable figure because of the choices she made. The game in question came out 7 years ago.

All of this is over a video game character btw. They treat her like an actual legit war criminal instead of a fictional one. And this is just one facet of “the discourse™️”. For my sanity and yours, I am not gonna talk about it further.

[coffee-and-cyclizars]

Hi can I have a fuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhhhh latte? With uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh tamato berry spice?

I’m off shift right now, and that order sounds awful regardless of if you’re messing with me or not. There are some berries that are not meant to be in coffee and that’s one of them.

[tinkatinktrain]

pokemon aren't special I can eat leftovers too

[coffee-and-cyclizars]

Arc fucking damn it Fortune’s Weave is another game with time travel, a demon god, and a 5 year timeskip can we PLEASE get better material??? I am begging???

We can’t have another 7 years of discourse, I’m so tired, boss…

[webhoards]

[everydaylouie]

the beautiful game...

[malkshake]

Salamence used dragon rage!

[astra-the-pokemon-trainer]

I can be trusted with a sword

[coffee-and-cyclizars]

randomly realized that toedscool can run 30 mph again.

quite frankly, i don’t like that they’re able to skedaddle that fast and they look dumb doing it too. no offense to toedscool or anything, but that’s just an objective statement.

[baburasetemotto]