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when youre watching movie with family and theres porn scene
ONE OF OUR INSTRUCTORS ACCIDENTALLY GOT PAID $787,000 THIS MONTH IM WHEEZING, OMFG PAYROLL
A PAYROLL EMPLOYEE ENTERED 123 INSTEAD OF 1 SO HE GOT PAID 123 TIMES WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO
this is the rare $786,708 payday. reblog to receive more money than you were expecting on your next paycheck 💫
can I expect a paycheck even if I don’t work?
Timelapse of maine coon growing up. [source]
he dancin
the nintendo ds came out 10 years ago
Steve Carell | Saturday Night Live | Nov. 17, 2018
Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week
My kink: not having to set alarm for the next morning
You know what? It’s really like that sometimes.
pikachu being a cop means he’s not allowed at pride
Pikachu is a private investigator not a cop and thus allowed at pride and also was there when Marsha P Johnson threw the first brick at Stonewall so don’t you ever disrespect him for a Tumblr post again
The only people allowed to approach me in public are dogs
obviously cats don’t need my fucking permission
weird old forgotten tumblr things that I never see included in this sort of list:
ah, the scalene triangle
loving Cole Sprouse
hating Cole Sprouse
the tons of “social experiment” memes that followed
the first wave of Actual Cannibal Shia LaBaeuf memes from before there was even a video for it
trying to trick “hipster” blogs into reblogging fandom content
the whole strict dichotomy between fandom and hipster blogs as a whole tbh
“I was here here before MTV!”
12.9 year olds
“what is air” and “my ovaries”
non-tumblr people were peasants
nice legs daisy dukes
slideshows with comic sans and sometimes making your mom or sibling comment on some cringey show they’d never seen
homestuck
tumblr user pizza (what ever happened to them???)
tumblr user the-vashta-nerada
Nine In The Afternoon jokes/references all the time??
imagine how is touch the sky
“you tried” stars and all the variations thereupon
do she got the booty?
“can you give me directions to the olive garden?”
night bloggers
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You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.
Yes please
YOU WROTE THE RULES. READ THEM.
I had a dream that obama was smoking a cig then turned to me and said “I pity the fool that lives like you”
you got one of those Dream Obama Quotes I’m so jealous
reblog to get your own dream Obama quote in the relatively near future
I like ginger ale. Light carbonation and flavor… it’s a neat little drink lol
no, ginger ale.
no the post is tea
it’s about ginger ale
10 Things to keep in your schoolbag everyday
I made a part two for this list because of all the feedback I got. You can find it here
As I’m stocking up on what I’ll need to buy for school starting in 2 months, I decided to make a small list of my personal essentials, that may be useful for you guys too.
1. Your wallet (with your student card, ID and some change). Not only is having your ID essential, but having some change on you can be useful is you need some food or a drink from the vending machine if you didn’t bring enough.
2. An umbrella. If you live in a country/place where it rains often enough for this to be an essential (so not once a year). I always have an umbrella in one of the sidepockets of my bag (which are meant for water bottles, but I have a pocket size umbrella)
3. Mints. NEVER go talk to your professor with a bad breath. Did you just eat something smelly? Grab the mints from your bag, have one, and go talk to your teacher with a fresh minty breath.
4. Lip balm. You don’t want to have cracking/dry lips at school. A lot of people get distracted from their dry lips, start biting them or pulling at them. So to prevent yourself from getting distracted, take care of those suckers.
5. Chargers (+ powerbank). You don’t want to run out of battery in the middle of the school day. Take your laptop charger, a powerbank, and a usb-phone cable with you. You can charge your phone from the powerbank or your laptop, and your laptop anywhere with an outlet. (Don’t carry around your phone charger’s block if you don’t have to)
6. Earphones. Sometimes people talk really loud in the hall or the cafeteria, while you just want to read or study. It’s best to block out their voices with some instrumental music (you can easily find study playlists on Spotify)
7. Water bottle. Don’t just rely on coffee or plastic cups. Having a bottle of water with you that you can refill will help you save money (by not having to buy drinks) and is better for the environment.
8. Basic stationary. 2 pens, 2 pencils, 1 eraser, 1 highlighter, a pair of scissors and a roll of sticky tape. You never know what you’d need, but the bare necessities should always be in your pencil case. (Keeping an extra pen in your wallet is also great in case you forget your pencil case)
9. Extra paper (or an thin extra notebook). You never know when you’ll need to write something down or draft something. (I like to keep drafts out of my notebooks)
10. Deodorant. The worst thing is being sweaty at school. Just get a travel size deodorant and put it in your bag with the mints and lip balm. Even if you don’t need it, someone else might. (Spray is best cause it’s more hygienic if you were to share)
Bonus: 11. Blotting Paper. Get rid of the oiliness of your skin without removing make-up by patting down with some blotting paper. It absorbs the oils without wiping of any foundation
Not really a masterpost, just a list, but this is my late masterpost monday post. Real masterposts will be back next monday!
Part two: click here
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