GAY DOG CENTRAL

i've had the pokemon theme song stuck in my head for two years that's why i'm so PUMPED about everything.

[horrur1-deactivated20131002]

[mrpotterbydia-deactivated201901]

[psyducked]

Tiggers gotta bounce if he wants to taste that honey

[the-raven-priest]

STOP

[battlepizza]

MY GRANDMA IS NOT SEXY.

[battlepizza]

my eyes look rly light in that picture tho wtf.

[battlepizza]

yiff me i'm a gay dog yiffer and i want to go to yiff hell ftw

#about

[battlepizza]

my grandma isn't hot wtf wtf she's short and angry and pinches ppl waaaay too much.

[bendarooz]

just clawed my way straight out of clown hell.jpg

[battlepizza]

pls dont call my grandma hot she's like 700 years old.

[battlepizza]

HERE’S THE PICTURE I WANTED TO POST YESTERDAY OF ME AND MY GRANDMA HEY!!!

[battlepizza]

this is important my grandma is important. she got all dressed up for this picture ok.

[battlepizza]

HERE'S THE PICTURE I WANTED TO POST YESTERDAY OF ME AND MY GRANDMA HEY!!!

[battlepizza]

vaguely upset cuz grandma wanted to take a picture of me and my internet's bein a piece of shit rn so it won't upload. :-(

[aquagrunt]

excuse me i have an announcement to make: i’m cute

[battlepizza]

oh that bites.

[hemogobbler-blog]

Get that pun outta here, nerdlord

[battlepizza]

:-)

[battlepizza]

RELEASE THE GEESE.

[battlepizza]

back before i dropped out my grandma was tryin to wake me up for school but i had stayed up too late playin pokemon so i kept fallin back asleep so she let the geese and chickens in the house and locked them in my room.

[battlepizza]

(taylor swift voice) why u gotta be so mean……..

[hemogobbler-blog]

Insomnia. :^)

[battlepizza]

oh that bites.

[battlepizza]

thats too dirty for me…….

[chocolate-satan-deactivated2014]

*sexy man voice* dirtiness upgrade.  *moans and pours dirt all over you*

[battlepizza]

TOO DIRTY……

[chocolate-satan-deactivated2014]

*HOMOEROTICALLY DUMPS A TRUCK FULL OF DIRT ON YOUR HOUSE*

[battlepizza]

i have geese pls don't do this to us.