A dead chucklefuck

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[hemogobbler-blog]

Did you hear about the escaped psychic midget? Man, I miss you.

Is this gonna be the same roundabout joke involving the world’s smallest pony as last time?

[perildot]

You… you can’t prove anything. That’s just an inference. 

That’s right. Maybe I would have remembered if my logs weren’t taken from me.

[hemogobbler-blog]

I can’t believe I’m friends with a cute nerd, wow. I’m pretty lucky.

You can remember stuff without taking notes on all of it, Dot. That’s a thing.

[perildot]

RRRGH!!!

That’s subjective. I hope you trip over your impractically long limbs.

[hemogobbler-blog]

Pretty sure you’re just proving it by getting that upset.

I can’t trip. I don’t walk, you know that.

[perildot]

I. Am. Not. CUTE! …Small? Who told you that.

I don’t think I’ve ever read anything I believe less in my entire lifespan.

[hemogobbler-blog]

You’re kinda cute. You. Just now. Good job, nerd.

Okay, lemme fix that: I promise I won’t laugh too much

[perildot]

You take that back. That definition being… what. Why is ‘nerd’ being concealed from me.

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

[hemogobbler-blog]

Never. Small. Angry. Yells a lot. You know, like you.

Come on, I promise I won’t laugh.

[amepuns]

♙♗ sure why not theyre both lazy losers

Meme || Accepting

♙: Sharing a bed

♗: Your muse falling asleep with their head in my muse’s lap.

The cave is silent and peaceful,a nice change of pace from the gem’s usual hectic lifestyle. She had been invited over to Marceline’s home, and after a day of goofing off  Amethyst stretches out on Marceline’s bed, hands under her head. The mattress is hard, and she assumes that it’s because the vampire doesn’t exactly sleep on it. But today in a rare turn of events, Marceline isn’t hovering; she’s also sprawled out on the bed next to Amethyst. 

The gem’s eyes are closed, and she nearly falls into a slumber, but something catches her attention. Out of the corner of her eyes, she watches Marceline shift her weight to sit up, and then just as quickly, she lays down again, but this time.. with her head on Amethyst’s lap.  Amethyst doesn’t say anything.

But the blush on her face says it all. 

[fadingfluorescence]

Why did I do this?

[thelegendoften]

im so excited for stakes im going to dieee

[amepuns]

“Haha, year Marce! That’s what I like about you, you’re not shy about your radness,” she gives Marceline a hard pat on the back, smile still plastered on her face.

“Hmm. Tempting idea! But what if we put them in a dumpster… on top of a roof? Huh? Huh?”

[hemogobbler-blog]

“Ha, just don’t really see why I’d wanna be, y’know?” She smiled at that pat, looking over at the gem

“I like the way you think, Amethyst. What kinda roof are we talking? Any place you know that’d work?”

[perildot]

Was the intent enough. Everyone keeps using that word. ‘Nerd.’

N-No.

…Yes.

Your point.

[hemogobbler-blog]

If it was for you to seem cute, then yeah. It’s because you are one, Dottie. You’re like, the full-on definition of it.

I gotta see this.

[amepuns]

“Marceline, that was aaaawesome!!” Radical levels are off the charts! Amethyst jumps over to give the vamp a high five, shifting back to her original form. “Oh man, these losers will never know what hit ‘em” 

She looks down to the fainted boys, still snickering about the look on their faces. “Um, so what should we do with these guys.”

[hemogobbler-blog]

“Yeah, I’m pretty great.” She was blushing a little from that compliment, going back to her demonspawn form. “You get pretty good at this when it’s the easiest source of fun you have for a few centuries.”

“Hmm, I dunno...” She shrugged, hovering slightly off the ground, hanging next to the gem “wanna find a dumpster and toss ‘em in some garbage?”

[perildot]

Do. Not. Start. I know when I’m being laughed at. I have you to thank for that, you– ‘Marcie.’

[hemogobbler-blog]

You can’t make me feel bad when I actually like that name, nerd. So wait, wait. Enough about laughing at your misfortune. 

Those things come off?

[seto2]

The world needs more Marcy

[perildot]

I’ll show you all a ‘meme.’

[amepuns]

A loud snarl after dripping drool on him does the trick. He bolts towards the door, heading straight for Marceline! Amethyst can’t hold back anymore. The way this guy is flailing around and screaming sends her to the floor, laughing her furry ass off.

No regrets at all. And the show only keeps getting better. She keeps an eye on the entrance of the lighthouse, ready for more gut busting laughs.

[hemogobbler-blog]

The guy’s escape attempt was stopped dead in its tracks as he collided with the giant bat. Looking down at him, fangs bared, drooling like she hadn’t had a meal in days. God, the look on his face was hilarious. Looking like he was staring death down, fainting right in front of her.

“Nice.” she let out a small laugh, voice somewhat distorted by her shapeshifted form.

[perildot]

Ha– was that a joke? Well. Amethyst thinks I’m hilarious. A ‘riot.’ 

[hemogobbler-blog]

Not as big of a joke as you, Dottie. She’s probably just laughing at you. Big difference. Kinda an insult.

[perildot]

Has anyone ever told you that you have a terrible sense of humor.

[hemogobbler-blog]

I dunno, Lapis and Amethyst think I’m pretty funny. That’s more than enough for me, Dot.