🌸 flower garden 🌸

🌷 Official blog of Battle Connoisseur Kazuo Kato. Won't you stay awhile? 🌷

[battlesocietykaz]

🌸 Hello 🌸

My name is Kazuo Kato (he/him pronouns, please 😊). I'm a Veteran Trainer in the Unovan chapter of the Society of Battle Connoisseurs. You may know my family name through my husband, Thiago Kato, who is much better at the whole "competitive battling" deal than I am...probably because he plays nicer. 🌷😊

You'll find that I am quite the fan of Poison-types. In fact, I consider myself a Poison enthusiast.🌺 My team consists of my darling three Muks - Premier, Great, and Ultra. Ultra is my most cherished; my ace. He's the one seen there in my lovely Rotomblr profile picture. 🌼

My other hobbies include gardening and sightseeing. I'm horribly partial to art museums... I find I enjoy Burgh and Mina originals the most.

I look forward to getting a handle on this website. I've heard good things from my fellow Society members. 🌸 🥰

(ooc under cut)

howdy! @kaijucat01 back again with another pokeblogging... blog. as always, i am open to any advice or questions - just forward it to my main acc and i'll get back to you!

standard dni goes; gift asks are fine, but as a general rule, please don't powerplay! nothing too extreme (e.g. death threats) and nothing NSFW. please no ooc drama or biogtry as well: let's keep it civil. blog is in character, all OOC posts will be tagged as such with brackets ([]) on either side of the text.

current era is pre/during B&W! this blog plans to eventually go into some high stakes material. tw for mentions of violence, the mafia, etc.

i'm on and off tumblr for health reasons; i'll try to respond as quickly as possible!

my other pokeblogs are @totallyaplasmagrunt and @unovancutpurse.

[battlesocietykaz]

opinion on alolan muk?

Oh, they're delightful little darlings. 🌼 I actually have one in my possession, back from when I took a vacation there on the islands. 😊🌸

Their dual typing is certainly a novel thing for any Muk fan. Having grown up with the Kantonian Muk's solely Poison typing, it was quite the surprise. I don't use mine in Battle Society matters - call me traditional, I prefer to stay purely Poison - but my Alolan Muk is treasured regardless. 🌺

[battlesocietykaz]

Hmmm... I hear there's been some riffraff shaking up some trouble in the city. 🌸

Nothing much, just some Pokémon thefts. Nevertheless... I am certainly glad that I live in the countryside, away from all that mess. ☺️ 🌼

[battlesocietykaz]

(@wingsofachampion) Hiya! What's your favorite thing about humans? -Tropius

🌼 Hello, Tropius. Very pleased to meet you.

Ah, humans... I must admit, I don't fancy most of them. Such scrupulous, judgemental creatures, so eager to invade your privacy... Flowers make for better conversationalists.

But I do suppose some, including my family, are a rare example of exemption from that rule. I always do enjoy the company of those I choose to keep close. 🌷

[battlesocietykaz]

IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT STATUS EFFECR HEALS AR E A MUST 😤 have they never battled competitively before!

Exactly! You must have all the common sense. It's not my fault their team wasn't ready for ten Sludge Bombs...

[battlesocietykaz]

Hmm... I am a little cross today, I must admit. A match ran afoul... why should it be considered my fault if my opponent did not bring Antidotes? 🌸

[skyfire-the-watcher]

I think getting put into the pear wiggler would fix me.

Maybe I am just a pippins

[battlesocietykaz]

😨

What manner of machine is this "pear wiggler"? It sounds absolutely devilish... 🌸

[skyfire-the-watcher]

If you search it up on here it should show you.

Not exactly sure where it started but it is a good way to test a physics engine

[battlesocietykaz]

Well, I'm not quite sure what I was expecting... 🌼

Physics engine? What, for a car? 🌸 Fascinating...

[skyfire-the-watcher]

Physics engine for video games.

[battlesocietykaz]

Oh, games! 🌺

My son used to love them. I must admit, I don't fully understand how they work... I don't even know how to fix his old equipment from after he left! Haha! 😊 🌻

[skyfire-the-watcher]

I think getting put into the pear wiggler would fix me.

Maybe I am just a pippins

[battlesocietykaz]

😨

What manner of machine is this "pear wiggler"? It sounds absolutely devilish... 🌸

[skyfire-the-watcher]

If you search it up on here it should show you.

Not exactly sure where it started but it is a good way to test a physics engine

[battlesocietykaz]

Well, I'm not quite sure what I was expecting... 🌼

Physics engine? What, for a car? 🌸 Fascinating...

[skyfire-the-watcher]

I think getting put into the pear wiggler would fix me.

Maybe I am just a pippins

[battlesocietykaz]

😨

What manner of machine is this "pear wiggler"? It sounds absolutely devilish... 🌸

[battlesocietykaz]

There are many rewarding perks of having a garden. The only con is that, sometimes, people go in and just never come out! ☺️🌺

[battlesocietykaz]

Had the privilege of seeing the most beautiful shiny Sableye today. 🌸

What glamorous gems they have in their hides! Quite covetous of the fact. 🌻

[battlesocietykaz]

Hmm. 🌸 I must say, some of the Battle Society's rules are a tad too strict...

[son-of-a-dragon]

HOW TO STOP BEING BAD?

[battlesocietykaz]

Bad in what way? 🌸

[son-of-a-dragon]

BAD AT BEING HUMAN!

[battlesocietykaz]

Oh, there's no such thing. 🌷 I find the idea that there's a quota for being human utterly ridiculous...

Just keep doing what you're doing. What many consider "human" is conditional, anyways. 🌸😊

[son-of-a-dragon]

NO! YOU CAN DIE FROM IT!

[battlesocietykaz]

Ah, is that an overexaggeration? How comedic of you. 😊

[son-of-a-dragon]

IT'S SCIENCE!

[battlesocietykaz]

How so? 🌻

[son-of-a-dragon]

SPECIES!

[battlesocietykaz]

I'm not quite sure I follow.

[son-of-a-dragon]

IT'S HOW SPECIES TURN DOMESTICATED! HUMANS ONLY KEEP THE NICE BABIES AND THE BAD ONES DIE! SHE SAID!

[battlesocietykaz]

Hmmmm. I don't think that's true. 🤔

Even the "bad ones" have a use. "Good" and "bad" are often misnomers, as well. Everything is relative.

[son-of-a-dragon]

WHAT IS IT?

[battlesocietykaz]

The use? Well, battling, of course. 🙂

[son-of-a-dragon]

ARE YOU A HUMAN?

[battlesocietykaz]

Indeed, I am. 🌼

[son-of-a-dragon]

WHY?

[battlesocietykaz]

I wasn't aware I had the option to be anything else. 😊🌸

[son-of-a-dragon]

IT'S NOT A CHOICE! IT'S THE LAW! YOU HAVE TO BE HUMAN!

[battlesocietykaz]

Oh, the law, hmm? Well, I do suppose I'm quite the model citizen in that case. Yes, I am very human. 🌸

[son-of-a-dragon]

STUPID LAWS!

[battlesocietykaz]

You can always break them, you know. 😊

[son-of-a-dragon]

HOW TO STOP BEING BAD?

[battlesocietykaz]

Bad in what way? 🌸

[son-of-a-dragon]

BAD AT BEING HUMAN!

[battlesocietykaz]

Oh, there's no such thing. 🌷 I find the idea that there's a quota for being human utterly ridiculous...

Just keep doing what you're doing. What many consider "human" is conditional, anyways. 🌸😊

[son-of-a-dragon]

NO! YOU CAN DIE FROM IT!

[battlesocietykaz]

Ah, is that an overexaggeration? How comedic of you. 😊

[son-of-a-dragon]

IT'S SCIENCE!

[battlesocietykaz]

How so? 🌻

[son-of-a-dragon]

SPECIES!

[battlesocietykaz]

I'm not quite sure I follow.

[son-of-a-dragon]

IT'S HOW SPECIES TURN DOMESTICATED! HUMANS ONLY KEEP THE NICE BABIES AND THE BAD ONES DIE! SHE SAID!

[battlesocietykaz]

Hmmmm. I don't think that's true. 🤔

Even the "bad ones" have a use. "Good" and "bad" are often misnomers, as well. Everything is relative.

[son-of-a-dragon]

WHAT IS IT?

[battlesocietykaz]

The use? Well, battling, of course. 🙂

[son-of-a-dragon]

ARE YOU A HUMAN?

[battlesocietykaz]

Indeed, I am. 🌼

[son-of-a-dragon]

WHY?

[battlesocietykaz]

I wasn't aware I had the option to be anything else. 😊🌸

[son-of-a-dragon]

IT'S NOT A CHOICE! IT'S THE LAW! YOU HAVE TO BE HUMAN!

[battlesocietykaz]

Oh, the law, hmm? Well, I do suppose I'm quite the model citizen in that case. Yes, I am very human. 🌸

[son-of-a-dragon]

HOW TO STOP BEING BAD?

[battlesocietykaz]

Bad in what way? 🌸

[son-of-a-dragon]

BAD AT BEING HUMAN!

[battlesocietykaz]

Oh, there's no such thing. 🌷 I find the idea that there's a quota for being human utterly ridiculous...

Just keep doing what you're doing. What many consider "human" is conditional, anyways. 🌸😊

[son-of-a-dragon]

NO! YOU CAN DIE FROM IT!

[battlesocietykaz]

Ah, is that an overexaggeration? How comedic of you. 😊

[son-of-a-dragon]

IT'S SCIENCE!

[battlesocietykaz]

How so? 🌻

[son-of-a-dragon]

SPECIES!

[battlesocietykaz]

I'm not quite sure I follow.

[son-of-a-dragon]

IT'S HOW SPECIES TURN DOMESTICATED! HUMANS ONLY KEEP THE NICE BABIES AND THE BAD ONES DIE! SHE SAID!

[battlesocietykaz]

Hmmmm. I don't think that's true. 🤔

Even the "bad ones" have a use. "Good" and "bad" are often misnomers, as well. Everything is relative.

[son-of-a-dragon]

WHAT IS IT?

[battlesocietykaz]

The use? Well, battling, of course. 🙂

[son-of-a-dragon]

ARE YOU A HUMAN?

[battlesocietykaz]

Indeed, I am. 🌼

[son-of-a-dragon]

WHY?

[battlesocietykaz]

I wasn't aware I had the option to be anything else. 😊🌸

[son-of-a-dragon]

HOW TO STOP BEING BAD?

[battlesocietykaz]

Bad in what way? 🌸

[son-of-a-dragon]

BAD AT BEING HUMAN!

[battlesocietykaz]

Oh, there's no such thing. 🌷 I find the idea that there's a quota for being human utterly ridiculous...

Just keep doing what you're doing. What many consider "human" is conditional, anyways. 🌸😊

[son-of-a-dragon]

NO! YOU CAN DIE FROM IT!

[battlesocietykaz]

Ah, is that an overexaggeration? How comedic of you. 😊

[son-of-a-dragon]

IT'S SCIENCE!

[battlesocietykaz]

How so? 🌻

[son-of-a-dragon]

SPECIES!

[battlesocietykaz]

I'm not quite sure I follow.

[son-of-a-dragon]

IT'S HOW SPECIES TURN DOMESTICATED! HUMANS ONLY KEEP THE NICE BABIES AND THE BAD ONES DIE! SHE SAID!

[battlesocietykaz]

Hmmmm. I don't think that's true. 🤔

Even the "bad ones" have a use. "Good" and "bad" are often misnomers, as well. Everything is relative.

[son-of-a-dragon]

WHAT IS IT?

[battlesocietykaz]

The use? Well, battling, of course. 🙂

[son-of-a-dragon]

ARE YOU A HUMAN?

[battlesocietykaz]

Indeed, I am. 🌼

[son-of-a-dragon]

HOW TO STOP BEING BAD?

[battlesocietykaz]

Bad in what way? 🌸

[son-of-a-dragon]

BAD AT BEING HUMAN!

[battlesocietykaz]

Oh, there's no such thing. 🌷 I find the idea that there's a quota for being human utterly ridiculous...

Just keep doing what you're doing. What many consider "human" is conditional, anyways. 🌸😊

[son-of-a-dragon]

NO! YOU CAN DIE FROM IT!

[battlesocietykaz]

Ah, is that an overexaggeration? How comedic of you. 😊

[son-of-a-dragon]

IT'S SCIENCE!

[battlesocietykaz]

How so? 🌻

[son-of-a-dragon]

SPECIES!

[battlesocietykaz]

I'm not quite sure I follow.

[son-of-a-dragon]

IT'S HOW SPECIES TURN DOMESTICATED! HUMANS ONLY KEEP THE NICE BABIES AND THE BAD ONES DIE! SHE SAID!

[battlesocietykaz]

Hmmmm. I don't think that's true. 🤔

Even the "bad ones" have a use. "Good" and "bad" are often misnomers, as well. Everything is relative.

[son-of-a-dragon]

WHAT IS IT?

[battlesocietykaz]

The use? Well, battling, of course. 🙂