battyfaerie

I get my nerve from my mother

[just-shower-thoughts]

Silly Putty implies the existence of serious putty.

[thevaudevilledemon]

I believe that is called C4

[snappydoodle-deactivated2022051]

Sometimes you gotta make yourself drink water and sit in direct sunlight, like some kind of wilted houseplant

[silence-and-grandeur]

them: the first step toward fixing a problem is knowing you have it

me, continuing to be completely dysfunctional despite my astoundingly high level of self-awareness: okay fucker what’s the next step

[why-is-it-always-autumn]

Me: Oh cool an adaptation of the Orpheus and Eurydice myth!

The Narrator: Orpheus looks back

Me: Oh my God Orpheus looked back

[shaperswar]

[anxietyproblem]

[justcatposts]

either the biggest cat I’ve ever seen or the smallest couch

[anxietyproblem]

[ruinsmami]

2019 is almost over and all I gotta say is what the fuck was that

[battyfaerie]

I take it back ... 

[lorelaigilmoure]

#moodboard

[sarcasmicmotivation]

[sarcasmicmotivation]

[pglang]

my sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore it’s a freestyle

[nessa007]

2020 mood be like

[michaellangdons]

#thatsit #thatstheshow

[pricklylegs-deactivated20250727]

[vampire-crimson]

what the actual fuck

[pidge-gunson-deactivated2018010]

Men don’t know women can pee

[eatyourfacecat-deactivated20250]

ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body

[garbashians-deactivated20171116]

i haven’t peed in 16 days… my pee keeps running into the minotaur in the labyrinth that is my Womanly Excretory System

[sobeautifullyobsessed]

Laughing so hard I nearly pee’d myself.

[justiceleague]

Wonder Woman 1984 – Official Trailer

[battyfaerie]