BAU OBSESSED

Call me Adeline. I'm a struggling person so please respect the fact that I'm typically delayed in writing. I prefer to write oneshots because I don't have the attention span to plan out a series. I don't write smut. Please understand that I will deny prompts that I'm uncomfortable with. Send me your requests! Masterlists: Derek Morgan Spencer Reid Aaron Hotchner

[eyesexinspace]

In order for me to get motivated I have to tell myself, “would spencer reid sit and do nothing all day or would he read/ study for school?”

[bau-obsessed]

Do you have any idea how hard it is to fall hard for the perfect person only for them to not feel the same way? When you've had feelings you just can let go. Feelings that you've had for more years than you're willing to admit. When he just looks at you and that's enough to give you butterflies. When all you want is to just hold his hand or have him wrap you up in a hug. Yeah. It's hard.

[bau-obsessed]

Anyone up for a little roleplay? 

And maybe explain to me how it works? 

[zetterbabe]

[dontshootmespence]

It’s that time again!

[bau-obsessed]

So I started a new relationship today... 

With Netflix. 

I haven’t had an account since I broke up with my ex. 

I am a happy, independent woman. 

[accrosstheuniversse]

Kindle, my butt

[brattyassprincess]

My reaction

[dwaynepride]

I was wondering if I could get a preference for how Rossi, Spencer, Aaron, Derek, and Gideon would cuddle you up?

David Rossi - A nice glass of expensive alcohol, some filling food, and calming music in the background. Always touching you somehow; holding hands or pressing your legs together or putting your head on his shoulder. Mostly silence because you both are enjoying the calming music.

Spencer Reid - Some tea or coffee and sitting on the couch with a small blanket to share. You both are reading books or Spencer is reading to you. You pause to ask him about what he just read and Spencer will explain. He’ll get side-tracked, but you don’t mind; it’s nice listening to him talk about something he likes.

Aaron Hotchner - You’re both in sweatpants and comfy shirts in bed after a long day. Aaron pulls you into his chest and you can listen to his steady heartbeat. Sometimes, you both would say something, but the conversation wouldn’t exceed a few sentences before the comfortable silence would return.

Derek Morgan - Lots of blankets and hot chocolate. Warm and fuzzy things because Derek likes to think it’ll make the cuddling experience a lot better. Lots of laughs and fluffy kisses on the cheek and forehead and lips. Maybe even a few feel-good movies before you fall asleep.

Jason Gideon - Calm and quiet. He’ll probably talk to you about a wide assortment of things and you’ll listen because he’s talking about things other than work. You both have a cup of weird-sounding tea but its doing what Gideon promising; calming the mind and body.

[bau-obsessed]

Spencer Reid type cuddling is all I want in the world.

I want to be cuddled up with a guy reading on the couch.

Seriously though, you just wrote my dream date

[luxet]

Unusual Asks

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? 

is your room messy or clean?

what color are your eyes?

do you like your name? why?

what is your relationship status? 

describe your personality in 3 words or less

what color hair do you have?

what kind of car do you drive? color?

where do you shop?

how would you describe your style?

favorite social media account

what size bed do you have? 

any siblings?

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?

favorite snapchat filter? 

favorite makeup brand(s)

how many times a week do you shower?

favorite tv show?

shoe size?

how tall are you?

sandals or sneakers? 

do you go to the gym? 

describe your dream date

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?

what color socks are you wearing? 

how many pillows do you sleep with?

do you have a job? what do you do? 

how many friends do you have? 

whats the worst thing you have ever done? 

whats your favorite candle scent? 

3 favorite boy names

3 favorite girl names

favorite actor? 

favorite actress? 

who is your celebrity crush?

favorite movie? 

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? 

money or brains? 

do you have a nickname? what is it? 

how many times have you been to the hospital?

top 10 favorite songs

do you take any medications daily? 

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)

what is your biggest fear? 

how many kids do you want? 

whats your go to hair style?

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) 

who is your role model? 

what was the last compliment you received?

what was the last text you sent?

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?

what is your dream car? 

opinion on smoking?

do you go to college? 

what is your dream job? 

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? 

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? 

do you have freckles? 

do you smile for pictures?

how many pictures do you have on your phone? 

have you ever peed in the woods? 

do you still watch cartoons? 

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?

Favorite dipping sauce? 

what do you wear to bed? 

have you ever won a spelling bee?

 what are your hobbies?

can you draw? 

do you play an instrument?

what was the last concert you saw? 

tea or coffee?

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?

do you want to get married?

what is your crush’s first and last initial?

are you going to change your last name when you get married? 

what color looks best on you? 

do you miss anyone right now? 

do you sleep with your door open or closed?

do you believe in ghosts?

what is your biggest pet peeve? 

last person you called`

favorite ice cream flavor? 

regular oreos or golden oreos? 

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? 

what shirt are you wearing? 

what is your phone background?

are you outgoing or shy?

do you like it when people play with your hair?

do you like your neighbors? 

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?

have you ever been high? 

have you ever been drunk? 

last thing you ate? 

favorite lyrics right now

summer or winter? 

day or night? 

dark, milk, or white chocolate? 

favorite month? 

what is your zodiac sign

 who was the last person you cried in front of? 

[nationgubler]

I love his hair 🙈😍❤❤❤❤ #matthewgraygubler #spencerreid #criminalminds #MGG

[canyonoflight]

Remember when Harry used the Cruciatus curse on a Death Eater because said Death Eater spit on Professor McGonagall? I do. 

[feedthis]

[bau-obsessed]

Anyone want to come cuddle? 

Teaching 2nd grade really wears a person out.

[bau-obsessed]

Are you taking requests for CM stories?

Sort of.. I really need to keep writing, but I also just started a new teaching job, like yesterday. My life is a little chaotic right now. If it’s a really good prompt, and I’m really inspired, I’d love to write for you. 

[bau-obsessed]

Well my ex has been dating someone for at least a week and a half now. I found out today.

[bau-obsessed]

I’m fighting anxiety and the temptation to self-harm so hard tonight. I’ve had a rough couple of days. 

I feel miserable, and I’m over it. 

I’m so done letting anxiety own me.

All I know is that I’m not giving into self-harm

[daddys-girlx3-deactivated201803]

Some interesting questions to ask me

1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now? 2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone? 3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care? 4: Do you find it easy to trust others? 5: What were you doing at 11PM last night? 6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you? 7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on? 8: Are you close with your dad? 9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right? 10: What are you listening to? 11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it? 12: Do you like hickeys? 13: What time do you go to bed? 14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down? 15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both? 16: Do you always answer your texts? 17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for? 18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends? 19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them? 20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night? 21: Is anyone else in the room with you? 22: Do you believe what goes around comes around? 23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now? 24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with? 25: In the past week, have you cried? 26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing? 27: Do people ever call you by your last name? 28: Is anyone ignoring you right now? 29: Do you have a best friend? 30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed? 31: Who was your last call from? 32: Are you mad at anyone? 33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you? 34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday? 35: How many more days until your birthday? 36: Do you have any summer plans yet? 37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex? 38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now? 39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone? 40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone? 41: Do you think age matters in relationships? 42: Are you available? 43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended? 44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get? 45: Do you believe exes can be friends? 46: Do you regret anything? 47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now? 48: Did you ever lose a best friend? 49: Was your last kiss a mistake? 50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like? 51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry? 52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed? 53: What was the last thing you ate? 54: Did you get any compliments today? 55: Where are you going on your next vacation? 56: Do you own anything from other countries? 57: Are most of your friend guys or girls? 58: Where have you lived most of your life? 59: When was the last time you took a long drive? 60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle? 61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house? 62: Who do you text the most? 63: What was the last movie you saw? 64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex? 65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2010? 66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you? 67: Do you curse around your parents? 68: Are you happy with where you live? 69. Picture of yourself? 70. Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships? 71. Have you ever been dumped? 72. What do you most like about making out? 73. Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with? 74. When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other? 75. What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive? 76. Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed? 77. Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour? 78. Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name? 79. What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face? 80. Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already? 81. Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you? 82. Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush? 83. Do you miss your last sweetie? 84. Last time you slow danced with someone? 85. Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met? 86. How can I win your heart? 87. What is your astrological sign? 88. What were you doing last night at 12 AM? 89. Do you cook? 90. Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication? 91. If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship? 92. Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly? 93. What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest? 94. Name four things that you wish you had: 95. Are you a player? 96. Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day? 97. Are you a tease? 98. Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr? 99. Have you ever been deeply in love with someone? 100. Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with? 101. Hugs or Kisses? 102. Are you too shy to ask someone out? 103. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? 104. Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe? 105. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it? 106. Do you flirt a lot? 107. Your last kiss? 108. Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2016? 109. Have you kissed anyone in the past month? 110. If you could kiss anyone who would it be? 111. Do you know who you’ll kiss next? 112. Does someone like you currently? 113. Do you currently have feelings for anyone? 114. Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings? 115. Ever made out with just a friend? 116. Are you happier single or in a relationship? 117. Your own question that you want me to answer. Just write it.

[kijiboop]

Go on. I’m game.

[torn-and-frayed]

some days there’s like 8 billion asks other days like today….zerooooooo.

[bau-obsessed]

💇🎬✖️

Hair length: Super long. It’s almost down to my waist.

Favorite movie: I honestly don’t have a favorite. I’m not one to watch movies over and over again. Though I do love Harry Potter, Finding Nemo, and Finding Dory. 

Five things I hate: (1) Racism, (2) sexism, (3) waking up in the middle of the night because I have to pee, (4) bullying, and (5) spiders