So an Altmer and a Dunmer walk into a bar…
The Bosmer walks under it.

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So an Altmer and a Dunmer walk into a bar…
The Bosmer walks under it.
Rowan stared the stranger down – or rather, up – neither hostile nor friendly as he weighed the truth of his response. Though the Altmer had a towering deal of height on him, nearly eight feet as opposed to his six, he did not let this dissuade him from inspecting him further; as lord, it was his duty to watch over his keep on the Sea of Ghosts, no matter how many warriors patrolled its shadowed grounds.
“You would be correct in your fear of running off course, màileachan,” confirmed Rowan. “Solstheim is much farther Northeast. If you are here for shelter, then I shall not be the one to turn you away, and neither will that of my clan. But first, you must tell me; do you bear any allegiance to the Thalmor?”
Oh, of course. He never could escape an interaction without hearing that question -- then again, he supposed it was prudent of the Nords to be so wary. The Thalmor already seemed to have a somewhat secure hold on the northern province; if the Nords weren’t careful that could easily spread.
“No, I have no allegiance nor do I ever plan to. I...do not share the same view as many Altmer seem to.”
The word this stranger had used to refer to him, however -- that sparked a curiosity he could not dampen.
“Màileachan,” he murmured, doing his best to pronounce it as he had heard. “...I do not believe I’ve heard that before.”
She was P R O U D and I M P A T I E N T and F L A M M A B L E
“Err– I’m sorry to interrupt, but I was just walking behind you and I think you must have sat in something…” [[because Nethyn's way of introducing himself is by admitting he's been looking at your butt. eheh]]
The taller mer stops and turns halfway, glancing over his shoulder with a raised brow.
“...hm? Ah, I--” He pauses, not really taking into account how one might have noticed such a spot on his robe, but glancing down, he doesn’t see anything at first. Then the small spot is noticed, and with a wave of his hand a spell erases the stain.
“Thank you, ser. I’d never have noticed.”
Well, it was a bit flustering but it saved him quite a bit of future embarrassment.
First-Time Interaction starter sentences
“I realise you don’t know me, but please help me, I think I’m going to pass out.” “I’m sorry to interrupt, but I saw someone put something in your drink. You didn’t drink from it already, did you?” “I got robbed and have no way of getting home. They got my phone, so I can’t call anyone. Could I please borrow your phone?” “Shit! Sorry, I didn’t see you there… Are you okay?” “Charlie! Imagine seeing you here!– Oh. Wait, you aren’t Charlie…” “Excuse me, I was looking to get my girlfriend a bra, could you help me– You’re not the shop assistant, are you?” “Watch out for that truck!” “Is this your wallet?” “You look very different to your profile picture…” “Look out where you’re going, asshole!” “Did you see that?! He had a gun.” “Are you the girl/guy from So You Think You Can Dance?!” “Err– I’m sorry to interrupt, but I was just walking behind you and I think you must have sat in something…” “I know I don’t know you and this might sound really strange, but do you have a room or a spare settee or something I could crash on? I could pay you… I just… I really need someone to help me out right now.” “HELP ME!” “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.” “Are you alright? You look really pale.” “The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?” ”Have you lost something? Can I help?” “Are you okay? Did someone hurt you?”.
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deathless ♚ sentence meme
indiemitchell:
You will always fall in love, and it will always be like having your throat cut, just that fast.
You are going to break your promise. I understand.
You’re lonely too.
It will stop your breath, how cruel I can be.
I am a demanding creature. I am selfish and cruel and extremely unreasonable.
I am your servant.
I crawl at your feet; for before your love, your kisses, I am debased.
For you alone I will be weak.
I belong here, and you will not deny me.
I say these things, and the world listens.
I do not tolerate a world emptied of you. I have tried.
In the dark, I have pored over the loss of you like pale gold.
I will not let her speak because I love her, and when you love someone, you do not make them tell war stories.
I moved the earth and the water for you.
You will always run away with her.
You will always lose her.
You will always be a fool.
You will always be dead, in a city of ice, snow falling into your ear.
You have already done all of this and will do it again.
No one should be judged for loving more than they ought, only for loving not enough.
We look terrible to you, and severe, and you see our blood flying.
What we carry between us is hard-won, and we made it just as we wished it to be, just the color, just the shape.
There need never be any rules between us.
Let us be greedy together; let us hoard.
Do not leave me, swear that you will never leave me.
I am selfish. I am cruel. My mate cannot be less than I.
Sleep with fists closed and shoot straight.
I can’t abide a poor liar.
You look like a winter’s night. I could sleep inside the cold of you.
Oh, quit that. Blushing is for virgins and Christians.
Scold me; deny me. Tell me you want what you want and damn me forever. But don’t leave me.
Bad luck relies on absolutely perfect timing.
In his own country, Death can be kind.
What is the world but a boxing ring where fools and devils put up their fists?
Men die. It’s practically what they’re for.
I am no one; I am nothing.
Nothing in me was not made by you.
A revelation is always the end of something. It might even be cause for grief.
Just tell yourself a story that’ll satisfy you and pretend he told it.
Forever isn’t bright; it isn’t like that. Forever is cold and hard and final.
I savor bitterness - it is born of experience. It is the privilege of one who has truly lived.
If you want to kill yourself, do not use us as your knife.
What did I do wrong? Was I boring? Did I ignore you?
Don’t you dare speak to me like that.
I have worn nothing but blood and death for years.
I have fought all your battles for you, just as you asked me.
I have learned not to cry when I strangle a man.
I have learned to watch everything die.
I am not a little girl anymore, dazzled by your magic. It is my magic, now, too.
Are we not devils?
No one is now what they were before the war.
I have not seen you without your skin on.
Close up your head; your brain is getting loose.
We obsess. It’s in our nature.
I’ve a devil of a habit for being right.
In war you must always choose sides.
If you try to be a bridge laid down between them, they will tear you in half.
We are all dead. All equal. Broken and aimless and believing we are alive.
My old bones will follow yours soon enough.
It is better to be strong and cruel than to be fair.
I will see him with his skin off before I agree to fall in love.
After love, no one is what they were before.
I have survived, but I have not been spared.
In the space of one heartbeat to another I loved you and I was lost to you.
Frighten me, make me cry, only come back.
It’s not so bad, my darling. Being dead. It’s like being alive, only colder.
You’ll think it’s love, while he dines on your heart.
You will be so beautiful when you are old.
I cannot keep you and I cannot let you go.
You will live as you live in any world…with difficulty, and grief.
I look at you and it is like my throat being cut.
She said you’d come and I swore to eat your heart.
I still want to kiss you.
My heart is being cut in two. I cannot bear it.
What happens to anything beautiful?
I have to know, I have to or else you will just rule me until the end of everything because you know and I do not.
He lost his body and mind; he became a living, moving
C O R P S E.
His blood became acid, and all manner of
r e p u l s i v e
things happened to him.
kingofchange replied to your post:kingofchange replied to your post:kingofchange...
[[ But how would he react to figuring out that Magnus delibately made himself unable to hear him?
[[oh NO. He would not be pleased omfg. I honestly don’t think he’d really know how to feel at first, he’d just be really stunned.
[[oh no this new muse is gonna be SUCH A LITTLE SHIT MAKE IT STOP--
kingofchange replied to your post:kingofchange replied to your post:kingofchange...
[[ See, that’s what would happen if he argued too much to the god of light and magic. That or, Magnus would just shut off his own hearing and let him argue at nothing while he continued doing whatever
[[Honestly just making it to where you can’t hear him is probably the best option. Otherwise he’ll just get increasingly annoyed and then it will never end--
kingofchange replied to your post:kingofchange replied to your post:[[oh no –...
[[ hmmmm… would silencing his voice with magic make him stop? Honestly Magnus is a little amazed by his will to keep arguing as most mortals would likely just scream at that point ]]
[[I think it’d take him a while to realize he was really blind, and then he’d be highly distraught. As for silencing his voice, that would frustrate him to no end omg--
kingofchange replied to your post:[[oh no – someone’s gone and made Arterion angry...
[[ Would blinding him with divine light stop him?
[[It would leave him blind and terribly confused, but I think he’d still be talking tbh. Now he’s just got two arguments to deal with--
[[oh no -- someone’s gone and made Arterion angry in a reply, now I have to go get a damned dictionary to figure out what he said in response. Someone stop this mer before his vocabulary kills me--
bosmericarnivore replied to your post:bosmericarnivore replied to your post:160cm...
{{ He would literally have to get on his knees to be face to face with her. Or she’d need a ladder - not even a chair, just a ladder outright. }}
[[...oMG-- he wouldn’t ever do that though, he’s learned from Ilta that such things are usually not appreciated. Instead he’d probably just move back a bit so they could try to avoid breaking their necks--
bosmericarnivore replied to your post:160cm (5'2'')
{{ OH MY GOD. WHAT IS THIS, AN ELF FOR ANTS?? }}
[[This is ‘my muse needs to stOP-’
160cm (5'2'')
[[Arterion is on the left, Shuryne on the right]]