INNOCENCE & ARROGANCE ENTWINED

about as subtle as an earthquake

[tall-butt]

#son you’re embarrassing yourself

[bongjoonhoe]

[ridleydaisy]

I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So hail Satan and have a lovely afternoon, madam.

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

[aseaofquotes]

Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guilderstern Are Dead

[doornumber35-deactivated2019031]

Another romantic night out.

[octobersociety-deactivated20241]

Duart Castle, Scotland

[lindsayslohan]

Breakfast at Tiffany’s (1961) dir. Blake Edwards

[terruer-deactivated20170226]

Honey, I Seized The Means of Production

[bawnjerno]

IMINT // (5/10) CHARACTERS → URSULA “LULA” LENNOX (played by rin)

“I heard the greenhouse was very spooky this year. I hope someone gets eaten by a dangerous plant again.”

[bawnjerno]

IMINT // (4/10) CHARACTERS → EVELYN SONG (played by myka)

“I know you love me and all, but please, control yourself. Who walks backwards into a closet, anyway?”

[boyhaus-deactivated20181129]

[bawnjerno]

IMINT // (1/9) SHIPS → PIERCE PORTER & HESTER SANDS (aka “pester”)

“You don’t know what it’s like to come home to your best friend at the end of every day. But I hope you’ll know someday. And when you do know, you won’t want to trade it for anything.”

[bawnjerno]

IMINT // (3/10) CHARACTERS → RAFAEL “SALSA” SALAS (played by chels)

“Honestly, I don’t even know what to say. A dildo would have been better.”

[bawnjerno]

Man in grocery store on phone with his wife: I thought you said two dozen.

Man:

Man:

Man: Oh, that makes more sense.

Man: *starts taking twenty four cartons of eggs out of his cart*

[orhcid]

[relative-pronoun]

[hellanne]