jay baruchel's no. 2 fan

I write sometimes. 18+.

[bayjaruchel]

Pinned/Masterlist

Request Status: Closed

I'm mainly active on ao3, (same username, can be found here) but I'm also posting some of my stuff on here. Please let me know if I screw anything up, thanks.

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MIKE SCHMIDT MASTERLIST

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CLAPTON DAVIS

Whammy Kiss Me (Whammy Hug)

Summary: Maybe Seven Minutes in Heaven isn't a pointless party game, after all.

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PEETA MELLARK

Strawberry Blond

Summary: Late one night, you get a call.

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HICCUP HORRENDOUS HADDOCK III

Always

Summary: Hiccup has a lot on his mind. You help him relax, in more ways than one.

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DAVE STUTLER

Whoops

Summary: You haven't seen Dave— your best friend— in a while, so you decide to pay him a visit. But when you arrive at his apartment, you stumble upon something you probably shouldn't have seen.

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[melancholic-pigeon]

reblog to give prev a fUCKING BREAK in 2026

[theunfortunate-author]

[bayjaruchel]

Are we ready for Freddy

[dogpuppy]

[bayjaruchel]

Hi, I just want to say thank you for writing that HH x reader. You’re a real one, hope you make more of that blonde lawyer

Oh my god thank YOU!!! It's been months but if I ever revisit him, I'll let you know LMAO

[disgustinggf]

[camelosuspeito]

I did something

@etherealspacejelly @bayjaruchel

[bayjaruchel]

OH MY GOD I MISSED THIS SORRY. THIS IS SO GOOD HOLY SHIT <3

[bayjaruchel]

YOU'RE SO RIGHT ABOUT JIM USING ':-)'

HE WOULD

NO BECAUSE. LIKE.

I feel like he uses "old" emoticons and "old" text abbreviations in general. Like lowkey he texts like a millennial.

[etherealspacejelly]

Hey, super sorry if this is out of nowhere, but I stumbled upon your Spock roleplay blog (it's pretty great) and I was just wondering if you and the Bonesblog guy would mind if I made a Jim-themed blog? Just for funsies.

yes omg! @buglvr24 would this be ok??

we've been looking for some new people. its not as fun with only two lol

[buglvr24]

hi hello!! yes please!!!!! having a jim will be so fun!!

[bayjaruchel]

Hooray!!!! Is there anything I need to know about you guys' specific take on anyone's relationships or can I just create him and do whatever?

[etherealspacejelly]

we just mess around and banter mostly. you're free to make it up as you go along :]

[bayjaruchel]

Okay cool cool!!!

He lives. @realjtkirk

[etherealspacejelly]

Hey, super sorry if this is out of nowhere, but I stumbled upon your Spock roleplay blog (it's pretty great) and I was just wondering if you and the Bonesblog guy would mind if I made a Jim-themed blog? Just for funsies.

yes omg! @buglvr24 would this be ok??

we've been looking for some new people. its not as fun with only two lol

[buglvr24]

hi hello!! yes please!!!!! having a jim will be so fun!!

[bayjaruchel]

Hooray!!!! Is there anything I need to know about you guys' specific take on anyone's relationships or can I just create him and do whatever?

[bayjaruchel]

What the fuck man. Not cool

[bayjaruchel]

Looking back on my jhutch phase scares me

[testosteroneb0y]

Can’t relate, i miss that shit🙏

[bayjaruchel]

To be fair, The Renaissance was a powerful thing

[bayjaruchel]

Looking back on my jhutch phase scares me

[thisiswhymomworries]

writing smut like

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

[bayjaruchel]

PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU TO WRITE FOR CLAPTON. idc what you write but there’s basically no content for him and I AM STARVING. For some.

Don't know how long this has been sitting in my inbox, but sorry for the late reply regardless!!

I'll get to him. Eventually.

[bayjaruchel]

camaro_89 is typing ...

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Pairing: Mike Schmidt/GN Reader

Rating: Teen

Summary: When you first started chatting with the stranger who was having a crisis in the "Single & Lonely" room, you had no idea what would happen as a result of that single late-night conversation.

Updated in real time, only available to read on Archive Of Our Own.

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AO3 Link

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A/N: I'm not going to be cross-posting it here because of the html formatting I could do on ao3. Sorry! This is basically an ad and I feel a little bad about that lmao.

I'll be back to business as usual soon, but I will be posting updates to this fic until early March. :)