Do balacobaco

He/Him | Brazilian | 21 y | Yay

[camelosuspeito]

My masterpieces that i gave hours of my life to make!!!!! Thanks to @terrorculturesandlanguagesfest for the great festival, it was really funl!!!!!

((((and a second one without subtitles)))

Pros 3 candango brasileiro que gosta de The Terror tb, um milhão de abraços pra vcs

[suehiro-maruo-art]

Midori

[cartoon-fanaticism]

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

[wassuppeas]

[william-s-churros]

i think i saw a movie like this once

[maidslime]

Ok I needed to know the story and

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace

[trek-tracks]

finest first officer in the fleet

[da-janela-lateral]

Because Tumblr is American-dominated, I get to be annoying about being from Brazil : ) so everybody remembers other countries exist

[byjove]

Fucking Lancelot gives Guinevere a feeling of power and control but fucking Lancelot gives Arthur a feeling of extreme guilt, disgust and self-loathing. Not because he is a Christian king but because he failed Lancelot’s father so badly and because Lancelot is so much younger than him and desperate for his approval.

Guinevere is aware of the power imbalance and as a medieval woman living in an era where men are allowed their mistresses and women are threatened with death and exile for their infidelities, having a pretty twenty something boytoy who would do anything for her makes her feel in control of something, especially in the wake of the False Guinevere scandal.

Arthur is aware of the power imbalance and he blames himself entirely for warping young Lancelot’s perception of authority and masquerading as a good king, knowing he failed to render aid to his father. He has no idea Lancelot is also fucking his wife and that the whole being raised by fairy demigoddesses thing renders him unperturbed by age gaps in human relationships. That is part of the reason he is so upset to lose Lancelot to Galehaut, it feels exploitative and wrong to trade this poor ill-informed unchristian fairyland Gaulish-Breton hick to a giant from a distant land who may not treat him with the kindness he deserves. Arthur just thinks he has this eager, beautiful and slightly socially awkward young knight who tripped and fell on his dick when Lancelot is like a sexual cognitohazard infecting Camelot and he is also having an affair with his wife and his nephew and slept with Galehaut on the first night.

source: my brain

[byjove]

polyamory is not the answer, polyandry on behalf of Guinevere is an good answer but a radioactively toxic spiderweb of semi-secret affairs connecting all of Camelot is a much better option

[byjove]

Medieval scribes writing things like “fuck the abbot” (their boss) and “I am so hung over I feel dead” and “that goddamn cat got in here and pissed on the manuscript” and drawing penis monsters and purposefully unflattering portraits of public figures and animals in the marginalia is funny, yes. But more than that it is so deeply quintessentially human. It reminds you that they were largely just frustrated young adults who did an extremely repetitive and tedious job 6 days a week during daylight hours in poor conditions and felt the same malaise young adults feel now.

[zippythewondersquirrel]

[psychocoffeeaddict]

I love that these have survived the centuries !

[petermorwood]

NB those pointing fingers, drawing attention to a pee-stain and an Irritated Clerk Comment about what happened one night in about 1420:

“Hic non defectus est, sed cattus minxit desuper nocte quadam. Confundatur pessimus cattus qui minxit super librum istum in nocte Daventrie, et consimiliter omnes alii propter illum. Et cavendum valde ne permittantur libri aperti per noctem ubi cattie venire possunt.” "This is not an error, but the place where a cat peed from above one night. Confusion to that worst of cats who peed upon this book in the night at Deventer (city in the Netherlands) and because of him, all others likewise. And take care not to let books be open by night where cats are able to get at them."

We once had to bury a book in baking soda for about a week because of a similar incident. 600 years difference, and no difference; cats will do what they do... :->

[aphrostiel]

self portrait

[butchdiary]

Josurai for jitter 🫧🫛

[byjove]

sometimes I think I’m a person with no redeeming qualities and then I remember cats love me 🙂‍↕️

[avspol]

the specific effect of stardust crusaders is crazy because in my mind it has the nostalgic and bittersweet atmosphere of a double exposed roll of film where the photos you took of the evening desert sky are overlaying the photos of your friends on a roadtrip etc and then you rewatch it and it's like oh ok another weird tongue scene and there is a pig in the toilet. cool. and they're like square

[laziilee]

AvPol Yuri cured me ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹🥹

[penguinpotpie]

lobter 🦞

[nojoki]

did you ever tell him, joseph?

[sandwormb]

Polnareff learns magic

[sandwormb]