NOT YOUR BAE

bay allison huxley | 23 | production assistant

[bayncxtdoor]

text: tobay

Bay: okay so don’t panic

Bay: but i am currently being admitted to labor and delivery

Bay: i’m NOT in labor

Bay: but i am having stress pains

Bay: made worse by the stress of being admitted to labor and delivery

[babyyeah]

[bayncxtdoor]

MY SON MY FIRST BORN SON

[bayncxtdoor]

Text: Tobay

Toby: no you're bay. You're prettier

Bay: are you okay

Bay: you're acting drunk but like minus the typos

[bayncxtdoor]

Text: Tobay

Toby: I touch ezras butt

Bay: i'm not ezra

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Text: Tobay

Toby: BUTT y

Bay: butt touching is not for friends

[bayncxtdoor]

Text: Tobay

Toby: can I cuddle with you and touch your butt

Bay: you can cuddle with me but my butt is distinctly off limits

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Text: Tobay

Toby: I have a request

Bay: what is your request good sir

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Text: Tobay

Toby: https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/744/400/8d2.jpg

Bay: https://media.giphy.com/media/NmfPvk8i0SCXe/giphy-facebook_s.jpg

[beachdeath]

[monica-geller]

my past does not define me….. the buzzfeed quiz that just told me that i’m a ‘pensive broccoli’ is what defines me

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”

[bayncxtdoor]

@bayncxtdoor: @tobygrey but now i'm hungry

@tobygrey: @bayncxtdoor what kind of cereal do you want?

@bayncxtdoor: @tobygrey lucky charms!

[bayncxtdoor]

@bayncxtdoor: @tobygrey bring me some!

@tobygrey: @bayncxtdoor I ate it all!

@bayncxtdoor: @tobygrey but now i'm hungry

[bayncxtdoor]

@bayncxtdoor: @jacksimpson hi!

@jacksimpson: @bayncxtdoor you're pretty

@bayncxtdoor: @jacksimpson thank u

[bayncxtdoor]

@jacksimpson: @bayncxtdoor Hi!

@bayncxtdoor: @jacksimpson hi!

[bayncxtdoor]

@tobygrey: @bayncxtdoor I ate 3 boxes of cereal by myself

@bayncxtdoor: @tobygrey bring me some!

[bayncxtdoor]

@bayncxtdoor: i just watched all three of mulaney's standups on netflix how did u spend ur day