zoë!

miss piggy defender ✧ she/her https://archiveofourown.org/users/bb8instantpot

[grimandghoulish]

reblog if you remember what it felt like to walk into blockbuster

[lilywalkers]

han and leia would be that on-and-off casual couple in high school that never speak to each other at school except a few snide remarks, but then you’d go to a party and they would be sharing a blunt and standing off to the side by themselves, both with the most heinous case of rbf

[bb8mangoes]

so my sister made muna in tomadachi life...

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[furryprovocateur]

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

[girlswater]

[drunkyriestuff]

the highlight of the night imo (im Spanish btw)

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[deathdaydreamm]

Went to a fabric store yesterday and saw a sewing machine that did embroidery of photos and the example was of a newborn baby and it was so fucking insane looking I asked an employee if I could buy it and she looked at it and was like “oh my god eugh what the fuck… i think that’s my bosses grandkid….I think you should just take it” so I did

[deathdaydreamm]

[deathdaydreamm]

I love it so much you guys

[bikuwana-still-on-discord-deact]

girls when the media they're obsessed with is never going to be as good as they wish it could be

[lordofseagulls]

girls when the media they're obsessed with is never going to be as good as they wish it could be

[weepingpresence]

A Wookie Scorned from Star Wars Tales Issue #10

Story by Jason Hall

Art by Christina Chen

[alphacrone]

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

[maykitz]

okay but why is he even called mr beast

[red-mercer]

He's the Antichrist

[maykitz]

[lurker-at-thresholds]

Thinking about a new bit where i start using “workers of the world” as my go-to second person plural pronoun. Like “chat”.

[lurker-at-thresholds]

Workers of the world what do we think of this. Is it funny.

[lurker-at-thresholds]

Workers of the world please like and reblog my post

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hashtag my butch lesbian shane #mybutchlesbianshane (once again referencing a pose from theeeee poulin/stacey lstw shoot)

[inatcanids]

Red Fox (Vulpes vulpes)

Observed by irkuem, CC BY-NC

[foxpost-generator]

where the fuck did you get that

[sandmandaddy69]