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★★★ queer af, she/her, UK ★★★ Thomas Sanders Trash #1

[keikomivra]

wednesday + tumblr & twitter reactions: wenclair edition 🌈

[ughmerlin]

BBC Merlin (2008-2012) a family show™

[bbc-love]

I'm gonna shit

[teflonly]

[imjustmarcy]

Bisexual bitches really watched Encanto and immediately got attached to the buff strong woman and the rat man who lives on the walls huh?

[everydaylouie]

[everythingstartsfromsomething]

This is weirdly cute and enchanting

[bando--grand-scamyon]

YALL GHOSTS BETTA SANG @lyricism1898

[ultralight-sunbeam]

When does the album drop?

[dirty-n-evil]

Here in August, getting in that Halloween mood.  

[hoechloin]

#innocent to evil in 0.6 seconds

[decodering]

Redditors design worst volume sliders possible

Some of these are genius! ( see reddit / via )

[decodering]

Well, this post went a bit nuts.

[xxxtictacion]

That last one honestly belongs in hell

[official-lucifers-child]

ALL OF THESE HAVE ME WHEEZING AND CACKLING SO MUCH

[ha-nice-joke]

All found in the comments but not found in master post, you’re welcome :).

[rolypolydandy]

[glumshoe]

I heard too many sounds at once and now I am a bitch

[tits-n-trix]

We're all one sensory overload away from becoming the strongest versions of ourselves

[glumshoe]

supervillain origin story: two conversations happened near me at the same time

[bbc-love]

Ugh I want to start writing fanfiction again cus it's so much less pressure on my brain than writing actual fiction but the only thing I felt truly comfy writing was Bad Education fanfic and that was 5 years ago and now I can't even remember a single hyperfixation to help me out fuck help me

[bbc-love]

Fuck it I'm writing smut let's go

[bbc-love]

Ugh I want to start writing fanfiction again cus it's so much less pressure on my brain than writing actual fiction but the only thing I felt truly comfy writing was Bad Education fanfic and that was 5 years ago and now I can't even remember a single hyperfixation to help me out fuck help me

[thebootydiaries]

me: i lov obi wan kanoob haha :)

some guy: Ha ha! Right you are, my lady. Wow. A female with knowledge of cinema’s finest accomplishment? Be still my heart! Typically, I’m not so forward, but you have piqued my curiosity. A girl that likes Star Wars? A rare breed indeed! I love a smart girl over women who talk about make up, haha. Mayhaps we could continue this conversation over drinks? As a Redditor - and a gilded one at that - I wouldst make the evening magical and wonderful. I am not like the other men of this sick world. If you were dating me, I’d be the one making the sandwiches :) haha :). I am real, my gorgeous, intelligent, scientific poppet. A real man who respects women, unlike the others. It’s one of the many things that make me different, my sweet, electronic flower. Did I tell you I held a door open for a woman once? I know. And more of that to come, I assure you. Imagine. You. Me. A little jazz club in the city… none of that Lil’ Wayne/Taylor Swift crap the sheeple like to listen to. Real music. Music fit for a lady of discriminating taste. And, speaking of discrimination, during the meal I can expound at length about the crime rates among African Americans vis a vis normal people. I am not racist. I am white, so how can I be racist? I know a lot of statistics, my dearest, beautiful, white, female orchid. What say you, my lovely, succulent peach? Will you do me the honor of being my date for the eve? Merely, tell me the time and place and my mom and I will pick you up.

[chalkflies]

“I’m not jealous miss. I don’t deserve mummy’s love. Coco’s pedigree. I’m-I’m not pedigree”

— Frank Grayson, and the moment I actually understood why he acted like he did.

[mild-mannered-reporter]

I cannot be the only one seeing parallels, right?

I mean Adam Groff has been giving off Frank Grayson vibes the whole time, right down to the mum with a prissy dog.

[cinemapix]

EUPHORIA | 1.05

[steveroggers]