God Likes Me

I am the best. Fuck everybody else.

[callisuchus]

Hi! Welcome to my blog :)

.⋆♱⃓ Name: Cal

.⋆♱⃓ Pronouns: she / her

.⋆♱⃓ Gender: wouldn’t you like to know, weatherboy

.⋆♱⃓ Sexuality: I unno

.⋆♱⃓ Other: I like horses, dinosaurs, and dragons. I’m an artist, and a minor.

.⋆♱⃓ Basic DNI, but also DNI if you post a lot about: suicide, sh, or drugs

.⋆♱⃓ Send an ask or dm me for my vent/other blog(s), i’ll answer it privately with the @ :3

.⋆♱⃓ Theme (and intro) creds go to my incredible man @mackonfire go follow him if you haven’t already

[septemberequinox]

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

[fromhersoul]

[shubbabang]

[callisuchus]

my town sucks, the only fun thing to do if you’re out drunk with someone is go to the park or have sex

[hbomaxeurope]

Previously on House of the Dragon... Catch up on everything Season 2 with Emma D’Arcy and Tom Glynn-Carney.

[callisuchus]

ohhhh my lord i am so excited for season three 🥹

[callisuchus]

wake up

it’s the first of the month

[callisuchus]

people who waste alcohol are worse than satan.

[taryn-everwood]

why must there be school tomorrow?

[callisuchus]

GUYSSSSS ‼️‼️‼️ PSA

i’m changing my url to match my gametag and other socials, so @ callars will now henceforth be @ callisuchus (as in kaprosuchus, sarcosuchus, etc)

okay end of psa ❤️‍🩹

(REBLOGS APPRECIATED)

[callisuchus]

post nut clarity goes so fucking hard

[bowlifecomics]

It makes me happy when they listen

[cheap-pink-mints]

[bowlifecomics]

YES. YES YES YES THANK YOU

[callisuchus]

my tummy hurts so bad :((

[callisuchus]

who she looking at like that…

i kinda like how this one turned out!! semi-inspired by one of the modded Deinonychus skins on Path of Titans :3

(tumblr will be the death of me, click for full res)

[smileyfacerr]

damn i love yaoi

[twinkhole-destroyer]

but babe you love being chained to the radiator

[callisuchus]

“wow! i don’t have any energy and i have a headache and feel like shit, i have no clue why i feel like this, this is truly a mystery!”

*the humble <300 calories i have ingested all day*