ships in the night

aisha | i like select people, places, and things

[pukicho]

I am anti-sonder. I believe I am the only person in the world experiencing complex thought.

[pukicho]

Someone just beat me in an argument, so now I think there are two people in the world experiencing complex thought.

[pukicho]

Parents are giving their children names no one has ever spoken out loud before

[pukicho]

Was it Human?

[lethalwizard]

anyway lets all hold hands and remember that lucy liu is the actor who has portrayed watson the most in film or tv <3

[setulose]

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

[setulose]

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

[setulose]

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

[pukicho]

No one has ever made money

[pukicho]

Okay I feel like maybe you don't like me even at all.

[pukicho]

I find it hilarious they gave me hay despite having it just yesterday

[andy0dandy]

Why are you eating hay?

[pukicho]

They keep giving it to me?

[thesoldiersminute]

Nope dir. Jordan Peele | 2022

[sleepynegress]

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[macbethheadband]

I can tell youre knitting with no love in your heart i can see the hateful intentions in every stitch.

[macbethheadband]

[allatariel]

[thjazispixie]

it is like fucking spot the differences with you people

[juxtaposing-jay]

if anyone has any young adult/adult spideychelle fic recs i am all ears

[aretasreads]

First look at Shuri & M'Baku in 'AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY'

[absolutegibberishandnumbers]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

[renegadesstuff]

I THINK I'VE SEEN THIS FILM BEFORE 😭😭

[caitvisbian]

the plot of leverage:

[persephoneme]

you can't say "hey has anyone noticed that M/M fic outnumbers F/F like 100:1” or “it feels racist that only 3/202 characters on the ao3 top 100 ships list are Black and two of them are Alastor HazbinHotel” bc some ppl will start going like “oh so you think we should FORCE people to write about things they DON’T CARE ABOUT for WOKE????” and you’ll be like “no, i’m pointing out that the conditions that created this disparity are informed by racism & misogyny” and ppl will say “it’s not BIGOTED to only care about WHITE MEN” and then the gargoyle king appears

[dailyflicks]

Havana Rose Liu as Lizzie Wang-Wasserman — Oh. What. Fun. (2025) dir. Michael Showalter