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[vendetta06]

ugh life sucks right now so I gotta read about 2 guys touching each other inappropriately

[junkdrawertales]

Picard asks to see Q’s true form one day, expecting an unfathomable space orb or a giant pulsating nebula or a glittering coalescence of light. Instead, Q sighs, rolls his shoulders somewhat, snaps his fingers, and once the sparks dissipate what remains is…a crab. About the size of Jean-Luc’s hand. It’s purple. It glows faintly. It has long, glossy eyes wriggling up at him, and when its mandibles click it speaks with Q’s voice.

“Don’t be so surprised, mon capitane,” Q says. “Most beings are crabs one way or another.”

[nondelphic]

"just write a little every day" ok but what if i write nothing for 3 weeks and then suddenly type like i’m being hunted by god

[barstoolblues]

truly there are only so many words

[angelic-kitty-of-light]

post for me my angel of scrolling

[starrywho]

CRAZY FIRST LINE IN THE SONG??? WITH WILSON AND HOUSE IN THE SAME SHOT????

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

sometimes nifty characters come from lousy media, but they still deserve a loving home! and that's where fanfic comes in

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*lovingly cradles The Character in my. arms* i am going to put u in a narrative that will wring out your spine like a washcloth

[greghatecrimes]

Absolutely insane that she said this while doing Chase on the reg

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[damnthosewords]

“Because something with boobs is touching you.”

[libertineangel]

It is implied through gameplay mechanics that the two kingdoms at war in chess both formally permit regnal polygamy, allowing the King to take at least nine wives of equal status, and that marriage can be bestowed as a military honour, but curiously that honour - in stark contrast to the conventional attitudes of the aristocracy - can only be bestowed upon soldiers of the unlanded class, leaving great questions to be asked of the material interests and stability of these kingdoms' aristocracies

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

also, their horses lack limbs & their castles are small

[worlds-tiredest-girl]

yknow the smallness of the castles is FAR from their most interesting distinction from the noticeably immobile ones we are familiar with

[animedads-deactivated20210108]

[gilkenansmonsterhouse2006-deact]

i have not seen this meme in so long im loving it

[adulthoodisokay]

one of the reasons i love tumblr is that occasionally classic memes like this show up on my dashboard

[aboutoriginality]

[notaplaceofhonour]

[kimikaami]

The funniest thing about House MD to me is that all the shippers are right. House and Wilson really are just Like That. I'm so used to big ships being completely noncanon or distant subtext at best. Not Hilson. They have a fake dating episode. In the episode where House mocks a gay man for being in denial, the multi-episode-long subplot is about him trying to break up Wilson's relationship because he's jealous and wants him to himself. Wilson, his best friend and person whom he lives with. This show is insane.

[blue--deer]

*slides this across the table* you're going to want to read this

[elodieunderglass]

There are Experiences behind this sign

[silly-signs]

Official silly sign

[that-house]

[that-house]

Try exploring the wizard's body

[ft-rj]

boom boom boom boom i want you in my loom knit you into a sweater then sew it up forever

[thememedaddy]