Ah

[funnelmefullerold]

Every time you reblog this post, 10lbs will go straight to your waistline.

[gimmick-blog-detector]

reblog to make prev grow a cup size

[peneloperouge]

Reblog if

One of your deepest desires is to watch yourself grow bigger, fatter, and heavier by the minute.

[hunnybunspen]

The Fatter Tracker

[mettatonisbest]

Dont mind me saving these for later.

[kismetslut]

"i'm not gaining fast enough, i want to get as fat as possible!"

okay, piggy. prove it. drink this shake every day for the next few weeks and watch what it does to your body.

ingredients:

Base:

2 cups (16oz) heavy cream 800 cals

1 cup of whole milk (add more or less depending on your desired thickness) 150 cals

A pint of melted ice cream (must be "premium" ice cream like Häagen-Dazs or Ben & Jerry's) 1,000 cals

2 servings of Mass Gainer powder (Cals are for the Dymatize Super Mass Gainer Rich Chocolate, but use whatever brand you can get your hands on) 2,500 cals

Half a can (7oz) of sweetened condensed milk 910 cals

(Optional) 1 cup of frozen banana

Add-ons:

1/3 cup of chocolate syrup and/or caramel sauce 300 cals

4 tbsp of peanut butter or hazelnut spread 380 cals

1 cup of mini chocolate chips 800 cals

1/2 cup of marshmallow fluff 165 calories

Whipped Cream (for topping)

note: these are very approximate calorie estimates based off of some very basic google searches, so they could be totally off. i'm a slut, not a scientist, so make your own calculations if you please.

Throw together your base of heavy cream, whole milk, melted ice cream, mass gainer, and condensed milk into a blender.

Then add your chocolate and/or caramel syrup, peanut butter and/or nutella, marshmallow fluff, etc.

You should skip the chocolate chips and choose an ice cream flavor without a ton of chunks/big pieces if you're planning on using a funnel.

Blend everything together, top with an obscene amount of whipped cream, and then drink up every drop like the greedy piggy you are.

This shouldn't be something that you have to choke down; substitute and add whatever sickeningly sweet toppings and add-ons that you like until you become addicted to the taste. Play with the recipe, try adding maltodextrin or melted butter or a box of cake mix. Do anything and everything to make this shake as easy to add into your daily routine as possible.

Just the base of this shake alone without any add-ons should add up to be over 5,200 calories. Do you have any idea how fat you're going to get if you're adding an extra 5000+ calories on top of your already unhealthy/high calorie diet? Imagine if you blended in a couple of those add-ons. You'll be exploding with fat in no time.

i can't wait to see what this recipe does to you, piggies 💖

[eatformelove]

~reblog to gain 20lbs~ >>>

we all know you're way too thin..

[senzamagrezza]

A 600 Pound Life

Like to make it to become your life

Reblog to cast it as the new norm

[brendakthedonutgirl]

At an absolute minimum

[growing-goth-sow]

👉✨✨

I put a spell on you that makes you gain 5lbs a minute every time you’re in public, but gives you a massive appetite/endless hunger you can’t control when you’re alone.

[gamrtftg]

Reblog to grow massive balloon breasts

[digitalachilles]

Reblog to give an ancient spirit lurking in your room a nice hot bowl of soup

[missadelinetittykitty]

I've seen a lot of posts like this, so:

Reblog to give prev, yourself and op massive breasts with a huge wobbly ass to match!~

[missadelinetittykitty]

Sso.. big..~~

[gamrtftg]

Reblog to grow massive balloon breasts

[cutefatbabe]

reblog this to get fatter

[leyspin]

fuck it reblog to make EVERYONRS boobs bigger. increase the default boob size. average boobosity of the human race goes up

[pudgyraven-deactivated20250822]

Reblog to get the previous poster uncomfortably pregnant. Downright miserable.

[softerandsofter]

What you don’t seem to understand is that your desire to gain will require you to change on a fundamental level. Being a real fat ass will demand far more from you than just stuffing your face. If you truly and earnestly want to be a good piggy you’ll need to completely alter all of your current habits and how you perceive the world. Do you understand? To be as massive as you’d like to be you’ll have to swear off any and all forms of exertion. The mere thought of physical activity should make you wince and you wouldn’t dare consider taking the stairs when there is a comfortable elevator nearby. All hobbies you currently have will need to be modified to accommodate your growing appetite. If you can’t sit and mindlessly eat while performing the activity then you will find a new activity. Your thoughts will be repurposed to constantly think about food throughout your day. You’ll obsessively look for opportunities to stuff yourself with the highest calorie foods you can find and you will plan every moment around facilitating this. Any and all elements of self-awareness in your consciousness will be slowly eroded. You’ll proudly display your huge swollen belly in public after yet another binge and you will feel nothing but pleasure from the looks of concern you receive. You see, it’s no longer good enough for you to just eat like a pig, you need to think and act like one too. If you truly want this transformation you’ll have to sacrifice everything you currently are to gluttony. I can see in your eyes how desperately you want to grow. Are you ready to give in for me?

[squiretilde]

Reblog to give yourself bigger tits.