SO MUCH WORSE

apologies for the deception

[digitalachilles]

Before proceeding see exhibit above, figure shows mathematical proof that my opinions are objectively correct and unbiased always

[digitalachilles]

Best part about Zurich is leaving

[digitalachilles]

Watching reality tv as an anthropological study

[digitalachilles]

Drawing well makes you look smarter because why are you pushing 30 and unable to speak the language of lines

[digitalachilles]

The bus is never coming because I don’t deserve it

[digitalachilles]

This isn’t exactly how I imagined it all to be

[digitalachilles]

You cannot stop me reminiscing with a bit of longing

[digitalachilles]

Things come and things must also pass but my tumblr blog persists.

[wizardarchetypes]

”we’ve been trying to reach you”

GET in line

[wizardarchetypes]

didn't realize this post got any notes because you know what i'm also not checking? my activity feed.

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[digitalachilles]

Thinking long and hard about the priest in fleabag today

[digitalachilles]

Do not message me on instagram unless you are trying to rent my second bedroom long term serious inquiries only

[digitalachilles]

Mission failed I have 3 different lesbians in my dms complementing my refined sense for interior design

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[ilikewritingandspeedcore]

EXCUSE ME THERE IS A PLANT THAT CAN MIMIC FAKE PLANTS?????

IT'S CALLED A BOQUILA TRIOFOLIOLATA AND IT'S FUCKING WITH MY BRAIN

IT APPARENTLY CAN MIMIC OTHER PLANTS AND AT FIRST I WAS LIKE "oh cool man it must take it's genetic code and copy it or feel the roots or something like that!! :3"

AND THEN I READ AN ARTICLE ON IT AND THESE FUCKING PARAGRAPHS HIT ME LIKE A BUS

LIKE READ THIS SHIT

WHAT THE FUCK MOTHER NATURE

[rhyperographer]

I went to find the article. It's fascinating.

[digital-magus]

In retrospect, consider the number 1 thing every grade-schooler knows about plants is they take in light, the idea they might be able to see should not wreck my shit as hard as it does

[digitalachilles]

Do not message me on instagram unless you are trying to rent my second bedroom long term serious inquiries only

[digitalachilles]

Uni is fever dream why am I at the front desk politely enquiring about the fate of 2 metre tall roll of carpet I left in a convenient corner about a week ago and why are they asking me which one

[digitalachilles]

It really only takes a deadline and a half to make me realise hogy kurvara van jobb dolgom mint a neten folyatni a konnyeim