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– bellamy blake as a happy smol bean ♡
pridcful:
the whole spectacle was a bit ridiculous. not to mention outdated. at the very least they could’ve let her help with the arrangements but adelaide was told that her only focus should be on finding her future husband. every eligible bachelor in the kingdom (among others) had been invited. she should have basked in all the attention she was given; instead she seized the opportunity to hang out in the sidelines when she saw an opening. “hi.” it’s such a simple thing. like a breath of fresh air. she had almost forgotten what it was like to not have people bow before her. “oh! you’re fine. it is a little much. are you having fun though?”
"i am, yes!” he replied, nodding his head enthusiastically with a bright smile making it’s way onto his face. “it’s a lot more than i imagined it would be.” raff couldn’t help but be unabashedly excited about the ball, especially given everything he had been through to get there. though of course part of the appeal of it was the fact that he was getting a night off from his normal life and his step family. “and the food was really good, those little pastry things especially. you should definitely try those if you haven’t.” he motioned the approximate size of the pastries in question with his fingers. the niggling feeling of being watched made it’s way up his spine as he took a glance to the side before looking back at the girl. “everyone’s looking over here.” he paused for a moment, brow furrowing as his hand moved towards his face. “please be honest... do i have something on my face?”
Can’t we both agree that my humanity was a hindrance? I was angry, depressed. A tragic poet full of darkness. Where’s the fun in reverting back to an inferior version of myself? — You were a lot of amazing things, too. You were loyal, creative, and wildly romantic…
tempestbrought:
“okay, okay,” she put her hands up signaling that she admitted defeat. “you got me. i wanted to see wolf but i also wanted to check in on him. i worry when i don’t hear from him.” isobel could still remember the last time he’d gone a long time without speaking to her. with a small smile, she took a seat and looked up at the woman. “it’s nice to meet you.”
“my wolfram is a stubborn little devil.” she replied with a nod of her head. they’d both had visions of him escaping this life, though wolf refused to even try to because none of them involved her freedom. “as much as i try to convince him, he won’t try to leave. because none of the outcomes end in my freedom.” she took a seat next to isobel and took one of the girl’s hands in both of hers. “isobel. we need to get him out of here.” they had only just met, but the girl’s tone was extremely serious.
pridcful:
“now i’m a little hurt. how do you know i wasn’t coming to see you?” adelaide replied while mirroring the other girl’s motions. “though seeing lydia is always a delight.”
“i mean, there is the fact that you’ve never come to see me before.” she replied with a little unapologetic shrug, letting her eyes slowly take in the vampire. “so what can i do for you then?” there’s an obvious suggestive tone to her words, ever the shameless flirt.
pridcful:
“then you should just ask? aside from your usual why are you here or what do you want. or i can just pick up where we left off yesterday,” she said, holding up the book to show him. “either way it’s a win for me.”
“don’t you have better things to do?” he didn’t understand why she would volunteer her time for someone that didn’t seem to appreciate it. “i can’t possibly see how this would be enjoyable for you.” he’d been attempting to push her away ever since she had first entered his hospital room, but nothing seemed to dissuade the blonde.
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐍𝐒 / 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.
𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠.
❛ I was gone a lot longer than I thought I would be. ❜
❛ I’m stuck with you, and that means you’re stuck with me. ❜
❛ You’re not as good as I’d hoped. But you’re better than you know. ❜
❛ Yeah, no, that still sounds bad. ❜
❛ I think someone is following us. ❜
❛ I’ve heard enough. ❜
❛ I’m in. I heard the word illegal. ❜
❛ Wait, are my eyes open or closed right now? ❜
❛ Hell is real, and it smells like Axe body spray. ❜
❛ This magic gin better make us see unicorns that fart rainbows. ❜
❛ What is the point of magic if we can’t fix real problems? ❜
❛ A great way to get what you want is to be so miserable that you don’t want it anymore. ❜
❛ Every time I talk, I sound batshit. ❜
❛ You should be happy. Less competition. ❜
❛ You have to mean it for magic to work. ❜
❛ Phosphoromancy, bitches! ❜
❛ Being a magician has always been about, in part, accruing power. ❜
❛ I need you to remind me that magic is real. ❜
❛ Magic doesn’t come from talent, it comes from pain. ❜
❛ Life is raw. Everybody medicates. ❜
❛ The idea is you look at the list of ingredients and try to figure out what the spell does. ❜
❛ It’s the universe deep dicking us. Lay back and try to enjoy it. ❜
❛ My crown is just as heavy as yours. ❜
❛ Poor little magic girl. ❜
❛ You don’t know me. ❜
❛ Hey, how did you – what are you doing here? ❜
❛ Why can’t anything just be fixed? ❜
❛ Why did you bring me back? ❜
❛ What do you say? Want to put some pants on and help me save all of magic? ❜
❛ You could say please. ❜
❛ Hakuna Matata has failed me. ❜
❛ I trust you. I need you. ❜
❛ If you keep drinking, I will seriously cut a bitch. ❜
❛ My loyalty will always be with me. ❜
❛ Well… I guess I could help. For a price. ❜
❛ Is everybody out here really so lifeless? ❜
❛ So this is what the patriarchy smells like? It’s not the freshest. ❜
❛ But you’re not alone. I’m your best bitch, remember? ❜
❛ I knew the difference between magic and miracles. One is real and one is a lie with sparkles. ❜
❛ You’re alive. What a lovely surprise. ❜
❛ You’re the volunteer tomato. ❜
𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 / 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.
𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠.
❛ Look, I know you don’t have the story you’re looking for, but someone might be interested in yours one day. ❜
❛ You think you’ve been through a lot? Lady you got no idea. ❜
❛ Nice try bitch! ❜
❛ I was looking for a place where my kids wouldn’t have to do what I did to you today. ❜
❛ Did you find it? ❜
❛ What happened? ❜
❛ If I don’t make it, that’s okay with me. As long as you do. ❜
❛ You hear me? And when this is all over, stop running from people. ❜
❛ What did you do to them? ❜
❛ We gave you a home, and you took it! ❜
❛ No, I wasn’t… it’s not what you think. ❜
❛ I know you built it for your kids, but it’s not worth risking their lives… or yours. ❜
❛ You’re trying to be the type of people that are extinct! ❜
❛ Alright, where are we goin’? ❜
❛ That’s why we have to go there. ❜
❛ I think I know who you are. ❜
❛ You definitely don’t know who I am. Cause I am a chick with layers. ❜
❛ You ever think we weren’t going to make it? ❜
❛ What got you through? ❜
❛ Thinking about how bad I didn’t want to be back out there. It’s better in here. We’re better in here. ❜
❛ When pressed and cornered, the artifice falls and the curtain drops. They always show you who they really are. ❜
❛ Why’d you save me? ❜
❛ In my experience, the really bad stuff… you never see coming. ❜
❛ Thought I was the one asking the questions. ❜
❛ Soup is the blanket of food. ❜
❛ Yeah, it’s been a while since I had company. ❜
❛ Why’d you move up here? ❜
❛ Those people thought I was a hero. ❜
❛ Doesn’t matter how many people say it’s not your fault, the only thing that matters is if you believe it. ❜
❛ Waiting? That’s that’s how you lose people. ❜
❛ I’ve done things. I keep this to remind me that I don’t want to become that person again. ❜
❛ That’s who I lost, before I lost myself. ❜
❛ Tell me one real thing, then we’ll call it even. ❜
❛ Why’d you leave? ❜
❛ In this world, we’re always on our own. ❜
❛ You’re a tough kid. ❜
❛ You should be dead. ❜
❛ You just need a little liquid imagination. ❜
❛ Why you gotta make trouble where there isn’t any? ❜
❛ I’ve seen crazy, this is kind of nice. ❜
❛ Surviving is killing me. ❜
❛ You’re not gonna die here because I’m not dying here. ❜
❛ Right now the enemy is not what’s out there, it’s actually time. ❜
❛ I did it for you. You’re the last good person I know. ❜
❛ All things come to those who wait. ❜
❛ Fear creates fury, fury creates blood. ❜
❛ You have no idea what I carry. ❜
❛ How do you tell a lie that big, and sleep at night? How do you do that? ❜
❛ If we stay together, we live. ❜
❛ Let’s see how you get out of this one. ❜
small / tall starters
requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !
small
“Get down here!”
“Wow…I’d want to climb that tree, if you know what I mean.” / “Do birds ever sit on you and get confused?” / “Hey, Groot.”
“I’m not short. I’m fun-size.”
“Good, adorable, wonderful things come in small packages.”
“I don’t appreciate your height.”
“I CAN REACH FOR IT MYSELF.”
“I’m not short, you just have the height of a Transformer.”
“I KNOW you can see me.”
“Fear me!!!”
“Uh…you’re blocking me.”
“Can you lift me for a second?”
“Slow down! I have short legs.”
“I have a super power. It’s called, my head never hits the ceiling.”
“Have you seen him/her/them? He’s/she’s/they’re like a mountain.”
“I always win at hide and seek.”
“I’ve always looked up to you…literally. Actually, can you sit down?”
“Heels make me feel powerful.”
“Do tall people have…big..hands..?”
“I might be short, but my ego is huge.” / “I might be short, but I will drag you down to my level.”
“I can’t reach your face, but I can kick your junk.”
“You don’t know the struggle when all shirts/dresses/pants are too long on you.”
tall
“I’m afraid of you because short people are closer to hell.”
“”How is it ironic that I’m afraid of heights?”
“Does my height offend you?”
“Let me reach that for you.”
“You can’t slap me if you can’t even reach my face.”
“I’m not tall, you’re just the size of an Oompa Loompa.”
“Huh? Who said that? I can’t see anyone.”
“It’s impossible to hide from you.”
“No, I don’t play basketball.”
“I’m not slowing down because you’re short.”
“You’re like a cute little fairy.” / “You’re like a small, terrifying gremlin.”
“My legs are long and sexy.”
“I’m not looking down on you. Except literally.”
“Aw, you look like a kid. How cute.”
“Being small makes you optimal for carrying.”
“You know what comes in small packages? Grenades.”
“All the cool presents come in big boxes. Like bouncy castles.”
“Why are you standing on the counter?”
“I may be tall, but my temper is short.” / “I may be tall, but my feelings are small. And fragile.”
“You don’t know the struggle when all pants/skirts/dresses are too short on you.”
“Let me block the sun for you.”
“Hey, short stack.” / “What’s up, shorty?”
pridcful:
“babe…” she drew out the word from her place in his lap which she had climbed into only moments prior. “can we get a puppy?”
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the way she said babe was enough to tip off the grouchy vampire that lydia wanted something, so he wasn’t surprised at all by the request. “no.” he replied, not even looking up from the book he was currently reading.
Assassins Creed II Sentence Starters
“ You need a more creative outlet. I meant *besides* vaginas. “ “It’s your family that cries for guards when there’s trouble, codardo (coward)” “Your sister seemed quite satisfied with the ‘handling’ I gave her earlier.” “I thought… I thought I was beyond this. But I’m not. I’ve waited too long, lost too much. Requiescat in Pace, you bastard!” “I’ve always had a soft spot for women in distress.” “A more logical location than a kingdom on a cloud, don’t you think? Surrounded by singing angels and cherubim. Makes for a lovely image, but the truth is far more interesting.” “God is meant to be all knowing. All powerful. You think a couple of ancient relics can harm Him. “Are you so naïve? I became Pope because it gave me access. It gave me power! Do you think I believe a single god-damned word of that ridiculous book? It’s all lies and superstition. Just like every other religious tract written over the past ten thousand years.” “No. Killing you won’t bring my family back. I’m done.” “It’s over ____. No more tricks, no more ancient artifacts, no more weapons. Let’s see what you are made of, old man! “Thanks for that. It was great, being shoved in the trunk, bouncin’ around. Loved it…” “Piece of shit! I only wish you’d suffered more! You met the fate you deserved! I hope you…” “Respect? After all that’s happened? Do you think he would have shown either of us such kindness?” “We put our faith in your family and you repay us with inaction and incompetence? Then when asked to account for your failures, you make excuses and insult us? How do you expect me to respond?” “This is a losing battle for you, hombrecito. You will die by my hand, just like your father. This war has been going on far longer than either of us have played a role.” “You claim not to be a believer. And yet, here you are… Don’t you see him? The Prophet is already here… I am the Prophet. Now give me the Apple.” “Requiescat in pace.”
The ''Loki poem''
He’s beauty
He’s grace,
He’ll try to punch you in the face, break his hand and then probably stab you when you’re not looking cause he petty ass bitch.