blue eyes blue

Bradley C. Cooper, forty-four, dad, full time goofball. Furry raccoon who is best friends with Groot, cooks and is never hungover. Part of the A-Team. Mr. Grumpmuffin when not on coffee. “Life's complicated and people do things for a lot of reasons.”

[fanblog]

look what i found someone who carries around a piece of my heart

lady gaga - look what i found (a star is born)

[heartratemultiplies]

I did hear that this movie was good, but still had no idea what was in store when I decided to watch it. Bradley Cooper’s performance in particular has been stuck in my head for days now. 

[bccoooper]

royaljlaw‌:

Well you forgot to ask because it’s not true. To you, I’m the best Jennifer. You need to stop hiding your true feelings, Bradley. You did use the word pretty, so I’m sure there are other nice words you would say about me. It’s only to get your house key so I can break in and steal things. I wouldn’t actually want to date you, gross. I’m not paying for the pizza – you already said you would. I’m fine. Geez, didn’t know it was so painful for you to say friend. Maybe we’re not friends. That’s me – you’re right. Spitting image, really.

Especially to me, you are the worst Jennifer. God knows why I still talk to you now that we stopped working together. Must be your looks. There, take another compliment. I’m done now, there are no more nice words that come to mind when I think of you. Why would you break in if you had my house key? Why not use the front door? It’s cute how much of a dummy you are. You pointed out how a film of yours has just come out, you’re obviously richer than me as of now. You pay, sorry. We are friends, like for an hour a day during the weekdays. That’s when you can talk to me about anything feelsy without me mocking you. I knew it looked familiar. So. Much. Hair. Just like you.

[bccoooper]

royaljlaw‌:

Look at all the famous Jennifers around – me, Lopez, Ainston, Morrison, Garner. Your daughter would be lucky to have our name and you know it. Why wouldn’t you want to be reminded of me? I’m delightful. How about we have a lowkey date and compromise? You’ve done the marriage thing once. Which is one more than me since I ended the relationships before that happened. Or well, should I say the relationships ended. It’s not just me doing the break ups. You’re focused on Sophie? Creep. And I’m the blue one, you know this. Don’t play dumb.

How does it feel to be the worst Jennifer among the famous ones? I’ve always wanted to ask you this. Delightful isn’t the first word that I’d describe you with but sure - you’re plenty delightful... when you don’t talk. Aww, I was kidding about the date but it’s cute to learn you’d say yes to going on one with me. I’ll think about it. Actually, if you pay for pizza I’ll go on a lowkey date with you. Wait - shit, really? You alright? I tease you a lot but you know I’m always here if you ever needed a... friend. I was focused on her talent, thanks. The blue and hairy one? You’re right, it does look a lot like you.

[bccoooper]

royalmiller‌:

I am not sure. Depends on how my mood is, I either dont mind if Tom does it or I’ll use it against him in an argument - so really, it could go either way for you darling. Long, but we dont talk about time cause we dont want to feel old!

Poor Hiddles. It doesn’t sound too fun to be around your bipolar self. Oh, sorry, I didn’t realize we were pretending to be twenty years old.

[bccoooper]

royaljlaw‌:

I still think you should have named your daughter Jennifer. It’s a good name to have. Did you just call me pretty? I don’t do fancy dates, sorry. That’s never going to happen. Next you’ll want me to marry you. Well, this is awkward since I have a film that just came out. And when did your last film come out? A few months ago?

Sorry, your name wasn’t special enough for our daughter, she deserved a slightly less common name. And I didn’t want to be reminded of you every time I called her, that’d have been a nightmare. Then you can’t have a spare key to my house. A fancy date is the only way. You know how fancy I am. I’ve done the marriage thing one too many times, I think I’m finally through with it. You don’t have to worry that I’ll pop the question anytime. X-Men? Oh, I wasn’t aware that you were in the movie. I was too focused on Turner and Chastain. Are you certain that you’re in it? It’d be awkward if I watched it and I wouldn’t see you.

[bccoooper]

msirinashayk‌:

The fact is that you did - and it’s all down to you doing it your way. Other ways, like mine, work, too, but perhaps not for you. You’ll do him a favour? Sounds more like he’ll do you one, but we all know he’ll love it - he’s such a fan of working on houses, flipping them. Did you see his place yet? You’re her dad, you hung the moon for her, and the stars - quite literally so in her room in LA. We do, and I love that she can switch from English to Russian to English seamlessly, our bright little daughter is amazing like that. I’m glad you did - flying her back and forth between the coasts would have been tedious for all of us after a while… this way, she’ll only need to get on her walking bike and run over to you, or back to me. It’s great, isn’t it? Small town, but with a lake and next to Boston, and New York is not too far away… we have it all here. Katie is a Samoyed puppy - if you ever see a white cloud on four legs, that’s her. And she’s Richard’s, but since he’s away filming, I have her - she and Charlie get along great. I doubt it, she’s very focused on her name. Perhaps we can start a trend, though? It’d be funny, if that happened to us at the park!

You and your books are a world of your own. It’s great to see you do things you love, though. Me? Hard at work, as usual, and then home and just relaxing in between. I love being home, it makes me feel so at ease right now. 

No one has as much faith in me as you do, darling. Perhaps my mom but she doesn’t count. Thank you. I don’t know, if he’s the one looking for something to work on, I’ll be the one doing him a favor. I haven’t yet, no. Knowing him he has a great one, it’s why I wouldn’t hesitate asking him for a hand. Are we biased to think that she’s the brightest little kid? Because she is. This is my chance to finally learn some Russian apart from the few words I’d caught from hearing you speak it over the years. Lea will make a brilliant teacher - again, I’m not biased at all. Yeah, I can picture all of us growing even happier with this new arrangement. It’ll be easier for you to travel without having to fly Lea to LA, especially since you seem to be a busier bee than myself these days. How’s work? Besides busy, of course. I didn’t realize you’re a dog sitter now. How much do you charge? Do I get a discount as the father of your child if I decide to drop Charlie off at yours when I leave town? I’m definitely in for starting a trend, though people at the park will start questioning our sanity when they hear us call all dogs Charlie.

I’m hoping the small town life will allow me to do even more things that I love, maybe explore new things. I can see that... you do sound more comfortable than ever. I’m so happy you’ve found your happy place. You surely deserve it more than anybody else.

[bccoooper]

royaljlaw‌:

I’ll come and sprinkle glitter all over you and your house right now. You’ll love me coming over and annoying . you all the time. You might as well just give me a house key now, Cooper. No. I want you to order the pizza so I don’t have to pay for it, duh. I’ll just break in. It’ll be easy.

Please do, Lea will love it. She’ll think you’re a fairy or something of the sort. She doesn’t have to know you’re a troll. A pretty one but still a troll. A house key already, Lawrence? At least invite me on a fancy date first and then we’ll talk about it. I’ll pay for it since you’ve been jobless for longer than me. You order it though.

[bccoooper]

millyclarke‌:

Well of course I won’t turn down food for anything. Ahh how old is your daughter? I will proudly put that on my mantel. I’ve been too a few of the restaurants in town but not all of them. So far I cant complain they are all very good.

Originally posted by jenniferlawurence

She’s two, so like a grown up basically. I’m waiting for the moment she’ll learn how to cook and save me from my laziness. How long have you been living in town? And most importantly - what restaurants would you define as the best in Royal this far?

[bccoooper]

royalmiller‌:

Or, if you would be very, very nice to me I might invite you over for dinner so your ass wont have to get all that fat? If anything it makes you father of the year cause you’ll spoil her with takeaway and things and she’ll love that, come on! 

You’ve been a parent for longer than me. How long do you think I can feed her takeaway before I get in trouble? I know she’ll love that, I’m just not sure if others will be happy with me. But I’ll happily take up on your offer. Damn, how long have it been? It feels like fucking ages.

[bccoooper]

royaljlaw‌:

I never make things gross, thank you. I sprinkle everything with glitter and make it beautiful, thank you very much. Uh – why would I stop calling you that when that’s your name? Doesn’t make sense to me. And you’d invite me over anyway cause you love me. You’ll also order pizza for when I get there.

You and glitter? Doesn’t sound right. I’d like visual proof of you sprinkling glitter, like now. Wrong, I won’t invite you over because I know that you’ll show up at some point anyway. Order pizza on your way here, in the meantime I’ll decide whether I can be bothered to get my ass up and open the door for you, or let you break into the house like the hooligan you are.

[bccoooper]

msfoyx‌:

Kitchens are overrated anyway. I rarely use mine…but that’s probably because I’m a terrible cook. Good call on the Chinese food, by the way. It’s so good here. 

See, you have an excuse not to cook. I have the talent but lack the enthusiasm to put it into practice these days. Is it? Great. I can’t wait to have it then. If it sucks, I’ll come after you.

[bccoooper]

royaljlaw‌:

No, don’t be gross. I’m backing away from this conversation – I’ve learnt more about you than I’d like. You’re gross, Pooper.

You made it gross first, you’re not allowed to back away now. Stop calling me Pooper, asshole, or else I won’t invite you over to have Chinese with me.  it’s free food, think about it.

[bccoooper]

msirinashayk‌:

Absolutely! We should be ashamed of ourselves, and yet… we find solutions. I turned a room in my house into a fitting room, so what will you do about the kitchen? I hope she’ll know that these are such non-problems, and try to solve the real difficulties people face in the future. You’ll forever be her hero, if you do that! She’s grown so much lately, and been talking so much, too. It’s amazing to watch her right now. It is, you call out once, you get two dogs on your hands - apart from Katie, the cutest Samoyed I’m watching right now, since she doesn’t listen to “Charlie”. The mess would be epic, but it would be so worth it, too. Dogs need friends, just as humans do. I’d like that. Now that you’re here, Lea and I will just have to walk a few blocks to get to you - or the other way round.

How have you been otherwise? 

See, you are a whole lot more practical than me. I don’t even know how I managed to survive all these years. As for the kitchen - I’ll do Renner a favor and ask him to give me a hand with sorting the house out. There’s still a lot to be done. You know I’ll always do whatever it takes to be her hero, even if it means giving up my lazy ways. We’ve got a little miss chatterbox, haven’t we? It’s one of the reasons I decided to move closer, I don’t want to miss a single thing she does. And she deserves some stability. Being flown from one state to another wasn’t fair. Besides - it’s amazing here! It could easily become home. I can see what kept you here for this long. Who’s Katie? How many dogs have you dog? And when can I meet her? Give her time, she may start responding to ‘Charlie’ too, if she hears the name quite often. It’s what I’m hoping. Imagine shouting that name and having ten dogs come to you in a heartbeat. It’d be a dream.

I’ve been rather well, thank you! Been trying to keep myself busy. I read a lot. What about you? What’d I miss?

[bccoooper]

ryl-emmabunton‌:

Sounds like something you should get on to soon. You can’t live on takeaways. I would make something and bring it over, but I am not actually in town at the moment.

I can live on takeaways if I have no kitchen. I wouldn’t have any choice, would I? I count you’ll bring some food over when you’re back in town.

[bccoooper]

msirinashayk‌:

Why, thank you. I’ll happily take the compliment. If you do turn your kitchen into a Chinese restaurant, please let them know I’ll be picking up orders often - and thank you for the invite. Aw, come on, that’s not true - you’re plenty smart, just not practical sometimes. Neither am I, if I look at how small my walk-in closet is at home. We can’t win all the time. Food, Lea - Charlie, my dog, for your Charlie to play with? It could work out… or it could be mayhem and we’d have to clean up the mess.

You have a small walk-in closet and I have no kitchen - first world’s problem. Hopefully our not-so-little bean will deal with the same non issues when she grows old. Though, when the time comes I’ll personally make sure that she has have the biggest and coolest closet. Having two dogs named Charlie is convenient. It’s less effort to call two different names, you say one name and they both run to you. That’s the level of laziness I’ve reached. We can try it sometime and see how much of a mess we do. I’d like to spend more time with both of you, seeing that we’re both here now.

[bccoooper]

jerleerenner‌:

I never thought myself so cool - honestly, I believe I’ll only receive anything post-humously, because they’ve forgotten about me. So I’m allowed to make all kinds of awards jokes. Plus, my daughter gave me a “coolest dad ever” award recently. You can borrow it, if you like. 

She made me a ‘coolest uncle ever’ award at some point. I might not be the coolest dad but I’ll always be the coolest uncle in Ava’s eyes and that’s something to brag about. You, on the other hand, will have to sweat your ass off to become Lea’s coolest uncle, brother.

[bccoooper]

thissebstan‌:

No, and now I’m not sure I want to. I’m crying for you, man, what happened? Age? You’re what - sixty-five only, right? You lacking a kitchen will mean you will have to eat a lot of cereals with your mini, and earn the scorn of your baby mama for that. Have you asked someone to build you a kitchen yet? Renner, for example?

I wouldn’t be so sure I’d be scorned. She’s encouraging me to incorporate a little Chinese restaurant into my house. Cereal and Chinese is the future of our family, it feels right. I may ask Renner to build me that. Actually, I will. Like, right now.