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//ooc: i didn’t ask to be attacked like this and yet...
#when you think your future wife has invited you out to a brunch date but it’s not and you’re highkey disappointed
The FBI. What do I tell them?
wekjlfnkjrgnerg I’VE BEEN CACKLING AT THIS FOR TEN MINUTES NOW
Do you mind if I take my new car for a ride?
❝ You guys could at least supply some snacks, ❞ Jack huffed, hands gripping onto the edge of the table behind his back he was awkwardly leaning against. Their meetings always tended to run on the late side, and every time Jack told himself to bring snacks for the next one. Somebody always disagreed with somebody else, voices were raised and someone always stormed out of the meeting, middle finger raised as they slammed the door behind them. ❝ Or beer. If you’re going to waste my time you could at least supply me with a beer. ❞
meetings bored the ever living shit out of ricky but after the whole- big bang of a party he couldn’t escape them. he’s messing with his phone, trying to up his high score on flappy bird with his boots kicked up on the table and a look of concentration on his face. a look not used often when actually needed- like paying attention to the damn meeting. ricky knows there’s fighting going on but it’s the same boring crap as usual but the slamming of the door makes him lose focus and he dies in his game. ❝ replace beer with pacifiers because you babies keeping spitting out your fucking dummies. ❞ dark eyes finally rise from his phone and he glares at the door. ❝ i was ten points off man, i’m shooting him in the kneecap later. ❞
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maybe he was hanging around to make sure a certain blonde wasn’t deep in debris. he would never admit it- ricky isn’t the type to worry or care. in fact he found the entire situation amusing. but the amusement only lasted so long until his mind strayed to the very select few he’d actually feel something for if they were hurt. select few being exactly two people. he catches sight of blonde hair and bites the inside of his cheek. he’s pushing his luck- and he knows it. but fuck it, if she’s hurt or not- he has to know. he moves through the people, maybe shoving a few who take too long to move and loses track of her faster than he thought he would. frustrated sigh escapes him, he can hear someone calling his name but they’re not who cares about. but then he catches sight of her in his peripherals and his head snaps to the side immediately. ❝ fallon ! ❞
‘ the yo-yo master did not answer, he just kept on yo-ing ’
ricky huffs out a slight amused breath, dark eyes watching the taller blonde before they roll. ❝ bet he can’t yo-yo from the grave. ❞
‘ do you ever shut the fuck up? ’
❝ well you ain’t tried everything to shut me up yet, blondie. ❞ ricky winks, sly smirk playing on his features and dark eyes looking jack up and down. he leans forward, barely an inch between the two before speaking once more. ❝ how ‘bout you make me. ❞
“ you have no right. ” @ luz
❝ now darlin’, you’re the one that threw shit first. i was just joinin’ in. ❞ he stands in the doorway, shattered glass at his feet and a smirk on his lips. it’s as if he has stepped back in time to when they were together. screaming, shit breaking, every surface turning into a bed soon after. ❝ if you’re throwing shit… that mean we going to- ❞ he wiggles his eyebrows knowing full well it’ll probably end with something else aimed at his head. he can’t help it, seeing her angry always turned him on.
* — — VERY SERIOUS RIP VINE SENTENCE STARTERS
‘ when will you learn? when will you learn that your actionS HAVE CONSEQUENCES! ’ ‘ can i get a waffle??? can i PLEASE get a waffle!!! ’ ‘ go suck a dick, suck a dick suck a motherfucking dick ’ ‘ you better stop! biTCH STOP ’ ‘ do you ever like wake up and do something and you’re just like what the hec– fuck is goin on ’ ‘ what’s good, brah you don’t know me! you don’t– WHAT IS GOOD! YOU DON’T KNOW! YOU DON’T KNOW ME! ’ ‘ it’s summer i got my hat on backwards and it’s time to fucking party ’ ‘ anyone ever tell you you look like beyonce? ’ ‘ I LOVE YOU, BITCH. I AIN’T EVER GONNA STOP LOVING YOU BITCH ’ ‘ BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO YOU’LL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH, I TELL YOU THAT ’ ‘ and they were roommates! ’ ‘ oh my god, they were roommates ’ ‘ oh my god, i love chipotle chipotle is my liiiiife ’ ‘ this bitch empty YEET!!!! ’ ‘ WHERE ARE THOOOOOSE ’ ‘ THEY ARE MY CROCS ’ ‘ bitch disgusting ’ ‘ yeaaah. yeAAAAAH. ’ ‘ so no head? ’ ‘ THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU! ’ ‘ i’ll kill you. i’ll kill you. i’m not even worried about it. ’ ‘ ahh, fuck. i can’t believe you’ve done this ’ ‘ aHH STOP! i could’ve dropped my croissant! ’ ‘ what’s up me and my boys are going to see uncle kracker ’ ‘ give me my hat back, jordan! ’ ‘ do you wanna go see uncle kracker or no!? ’ ‘ i sneezed! oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze?! ’ ‘ look at all those chickens ’ ‘ i smell like beef ’ ‘ i gotta go home cause i forgot to… vacuum my room ’ ‘ actually, megan, i can’t sit anywhere. i have hemorrhoids. ’ ‘ is there anything better than pussy? yes! a really good book ’ ‘ mom, i’m peein on myself ’ ‘ sorry, i’m on the toilet. i hope the ice cream don’t melt, bitch ’ ‘ honestly i don’t remember, i was probably fucked up. yeah, i was crazy back then ’ ‘ I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH! ’ ‘ just shut up and die slowly, okay? ’ ‘ two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cause they’re not gay! ’ ‘ mother trucker, dude! that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick! ’ ‘ i said WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER, YOUR MOMS A HO ’ ‘ you remember one time i liked you? GOOD! cause it never happened ’ ‘ if your name is junior and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand ’ ‘ i’M WASHIN ME AND MY CLOTHES, BITCH! I’M WASHING ME AND MY CLOTHES ’ ‘ waddup i’m jared, i’m nineteen, and i never fucking learned how to read ’ ‘ whAT THE FUCK IS UP, KYLE? NO WHAT’D YOU SAY? WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE! STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE ’ ‘ oh my god why can’t you just take the fricken compliMENT ’ ‘ is that a wEED? i’m callin the police!!! ’ ‘ yo, drink this vodka down the hatch c’mon ’ ‘ it is wednesday, my dudes. aaaaAAAAAAH ’ ‘ there is only one thing worst than a rapist… a child! ’ ‘ get to del taco, they got a new thing called fre shavocado ’ ‘ *to the tune of ghostbusters* i’m an adult virgin ’ ‘ hi my name is tre, i have a basketball game tomorrooooow ’ ‘ babeyou’reafuckingbitchiwantyoutogetthefuckoutofmycarcauseiwannabreakupwithyou i fucking hate you ’ ‘ todays forecast we can clearly see that somebody got me fucked up. FUCKED. UP. ’ ‘ whAT’S UP FUCKERS ’ ‘ FUCK YOU, THAT’S WHY ’ ‘ he needs some milk! ’ ‘ you are my dad. YOU’RE MY DAD! boogie woogie woogie ’ ‘ yEAH NO SHIT, HONEY ’ ‘ oooooh my boy going to prom. fuck it up! fuck it up! fuck it up! ’ ‘ hey, how you doin? i’m doing just fine. i lied. i’m dying inside ’ ‘ honey, you got a big storm comin ’ ‘ i wanna fucking DIE ’ ‘ road work ahead? uh yeah i sure hope it does ’ ‘ the yo-yo master did not answer, he just kept on yo-ing ’ ‘ welcome back to me screaming ’ ‘ you know sometimes i think to myself what are you waiting for you dumb stupid fuuuuuuck! ’ ‘ do you ever shut the fuck up? ’
So, what did you wanna talk to me about?
I’m telling you it’s different. We’re no good to him now. He said the actual words? He just looked at me funny.