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30s — F — tired disgraced artist never posts any fuckng art

[kienril]

Tiny Aven was my model on my Maui trip (⸝⸝ᵕᴗᵕ⸝⸝)

[shithowdy]

how to find birds in your area

1: figure out the stinkiest place in a 10 mile radius

2: go there

[helicalsymmetry]

cute diy video where the fuck is your respirator

[bluvianna]

[nugulover69]

You could be having the worst day of your life and then boom. the omniscient faggot is back to beg for your old man pussy

[innerchildabortionclinic]

I hallucinated a ghost this morning but I was totally chill about it

[ijaazat]

i will not let the email find me at all

[newtid]

terrible comic day terrible comic

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[s-h-a-s-e]

smith, standing in that fuckass crater with neo: some things may have changed, mr. anderson, but one thing never will: human beings are a disease, and we- *gestures to his surrounding clones* we are the cure.....

neo: ......... *glances up at the clones*

neo: ??????? i thought you were the smiths

smith:

[r0zeclawz]

reading dnis is a great way to learn words that no one has ever used and might not even be real

[cuppydogshane]

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

[unefemmedamnee-deactivated20250]

this is america son you rip that cart til it tastes like pool liner gotdammit

[akashicrecord]

Nobody gets tongue in cheek anymore. They either ask chatgpt to explain what a "bit" is or they tell you to get a fourth therapist.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[byjove]

moms when you are already extremely overwhelmed and in a terrible headspace: I think I’m going to rearrange all of the furniture and vacuum the ceiling in every room