BD K427

Freelancers, this is BD K427, Mr Schnuffles' superior, I am here without authorization from the Director, as is the cat, so I may... disappear... without warning. I am Scottish, for those curious, however I have an English accent, and I sort of, partially work for MI6, but that's complicated and I won't bore you with the details. Like the cat, I use a sniper rifle, although I also use close quarters weapons to great effect, considering the role I play in the field, my armour may appear obscure, but there is logic to it all. I will never reveal my face to anyone, as I work for MI6, and thus can't reveal my identity. If you wish to talk to me as a civilian, visit f-a-i-l-13, he is not me, but he is, in a sense, my representative. Check the page 'contacts' for links to the other blogs.

[bd-k427]

What a library means to a Halo fan...

Friend 1: Hey. Wanna hang out in the library?

Friend 2: NO. NEVER.

Friend 1: Why?

Friend 2: THERE'S MILLIONS OF FLOOD IN THERE. FUCK THE ACTIVATION INDEX. SOMEONE ELSE CAN STOP INSTALLATION 04. NOT ME. I'M OUT.

Friend 1: I need better friends...

[bd-k427]

[[Haya fellas! I'm back!]]

[[so, what have I missed?]]

[sealcat-deactivated20151117]

do you ever just listen to someone’s problem and you have nothing to say except “I’m sorry” becuase there is literally no way for you to help and you get sucked into a vortex of guilt and despair because you are useless 

[bluesbirds-deactivated20130406]

In case you didn’t know in the UK on November 5th we let off fireworks to celebrate a time when a man tried to blow up our Parliament

[greatestvoyageinhistoryofplastic]

[stoneroses]

I FUCKING GIVE UP

[bd-k427]

[stubbornessissues-deactivated20]

So, I may have gone ahead and made a thing…

[bd-k427]

[[I feel your pain Grif... -GODDAMNIT MICK!-]]

[jo-ce]

[glutenfreehomo]

lusilly:

At first I was like

“oh hot reservoir this is my jelly”

and it didn’t make sense

but then it did 

[itsannxiety]

I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.

[bd-k427]

[[I died.]]

[how-ood-blog]

[karenandthababes]

#TRICK OR TREAT BITCHES

[bd-k427]

[blip]

We have an awesome new gaming competition web series premiering tomorrow! Blip Studios in production with Rooster Teeth present: THE GAUNTLET, powered by GEICO.

This 10-part online reality competition is the first of its kind. Each week, a new episode will follow four teams of contestants as they compete for a $10,000 grand prize in a wide array of video games and actual meat space, physical challenges. Ali Baker (of MLG and X-Play fame) will host and Rooster Teeth’s Burnie Burns will act as the Chairman, throwing down the Gauntlet each week. If you were a fan of Immersion, you will definitely like this.

WATCH THE SNEAK PEEK ON BLIP: Are you game enough to enter The Gauntlet?

Be sure to follow the show for its premiere tomorrow, November 1st. We’ll also be conducting a live Twitter chat during the premiere, stay tuned!

[stubbornessissues-deactivated20]

[spideypools]

[jasper-rolls]

[blueyellowgrey]

I remember when I came out of the closet and told my parents I was Chinese. They’ve never looked at me the same way ever again,

[likeatolarboss]

“Mom, Dad…I’m Chinese”

[what-a-catch-darling]

“I was born chinese”

“no! the bible says adam and eve not Adam and Ling-Ling!”

[hhamartiaa-deactivated20140322]

This is why you should never leave me and Lana in a chat room alone

[stubbornessissues-deactivated20]

*Casually reblogging because I can’t get out of the habit of doing that now*

[lewdpuppygirl-deactivated202002]

alright people it’s time for another “this is a screamer with a flashing gif don’t click on that shit”

because yeah this is a screamer with a flashing gif so

if you have epilepsy i recommend staying away from that one

or if you know you don’t feel like having a fucking screamer in your face

[moonblossom]

Signal boost.

[thejedihavetheleft]

[x2x-deactivated20151117]

Attention! VERY IMPORTANT!

There is a virus going around Tumblr currently. If you receive an ask or submission that says

DO NOT SUBMIT IT. DO NOT ANSWER IT. AND IF YOU SEE THAT LINK IN A POST, DO NOT REBLOG IT. If you do get this in your inbox, IMMEDIATELY DELETE IT.

Please pass this around so others are aware.

[thejedihavetheleft]

[akairrelevant-deactivated201903]

[bd-k427]

dumbledore: sit down you little fucks i ain't done yet

dumbledore: to hermione granger thank fuck you read books or else these two dipshits would be dead by now here have 50 points or something

dumbledore: to ron weasley for being an awesome chess player here bro let's fist bump you a little smart ginger 50 points for you too

dumbledore: next for harry potter cuz i know i'm only breeding you to die and i feel bad bro here have 50 points sorry about your shitty life xoxo

dumbledore: and neville here have like 10 points cause i hate slytherin and i need an excuse for gryffindor to win okay dumbledore out

[claytostone-deactivated20210908]

To prove a point to my mom, Reblog if you would go to comic con if you could.

[bei-fong-appreciation-blog]

[bd-k427]