Passione's Information Counter

Redirecting your emails to the Passione! Currently working on a few information points, but do leave behind a few asks if you want to! RP/OC Friendly. M!A: None

[bd-turtlepolpol]

Ew you licked a toilet? Yea I’m not going to kiss you. So nasty.

[But... But I didn’t lick a toilet! Why does everybody thing I did?! I didn’t!] - Polnareff

@jessicabiotech

[bd-turtlepolpol]

polnareff!! there u are!! -overlypixelatedgiogio

[Giogio! Nice to see you too- Is that a frog sweater?] - Polnareff

@overlypixelatedgiogio

[bd-turtlepolpol]

Bathroom disasters are normal with Polnareff

[Yep. Polnareff here can’t go without a day somehow ending up in the toilet or being the toilet.] - Mista

[bd-turtlepolpol]

What’s with Polnareff and toilets?

[N.O.T.H.I.N.G] - Pol [Apparently he got licked in the ass by a pig in the toilet and almost licked one himself? Wait, hold on, Polnareff st-] - Mista

[bd-turtlepolpol]

sign it to all of us anons that love you!!

[Just an autograph? I’m lucky to have fans just like you!] - Trish

[bd-turtlepolpol]

trish can i have your autograph

[Of course! Who do I sign it to?] - Trish

[bd-turtlepolpol]

What happened here?

[According to Polnareff, the rest of the gang was taken to solve a mystery over at Jotaro’s. Something about a mystery person needing everyone? I don’t know. They don’t know.] - Trish

[bd-turtlepolpol]

Princes don’t lick dirty toilets.

[That never happened! I didn’t lick ANYTHING!] - Pol

[bd-turtlepolpol]

Trish you have to be the most beautiful lady in all of Italy.

[At least someone knows how to appreciate a lady!]

[Though, I think that’s a little too flattering, I can’t say I’m the most beautiful in Italy.] -Trish

[Oh. You guys are back.]

[bd-turtlepolpol]

[Now Polnareff is gone too. Am I the only one left to run the Passione?! Everyone's gone!]

[Nothing to be about it. I'll pull the weight until they come back.] - Trish

[bd-turtlepolpol]

aigagagagagagagai or however the fuck mr krabs laughs

[bd-turtlepolpol]

[Where did everyone go?! Giogio leaving was one thing, but now they all just disappear?!] - Trish

[bd-turtlepolpol]

[Hey, where did Bucciarati go?!] - Mista

[bd-turtlepolpol]

So, do you still have Chariot, or did they return to wherever Stands come from after being discorporated?

[Well. I still have Chariot as a human. Not so much like this.]

[Am I being watched?] - Pol

[bd-turtlepolpol]

What would it be like if da turtle... was a crab?

[Maybe…]

[Or… ] - Pol

[bd-turtlepolpol]

What if we could make you human

[bd-turtlepolpol]

Are you really a ghost or just another talking animal?

[We shall never know!] - Polnareff