✘ all my random junk

consider this the place under your bed, the spot inside your closet, or the empty bin in your room where you stuff all things you're too lazy organize or even care to fix... even though it is carefully organized with tags lmao

[sunndogg]

yes.

[be-causeican]

have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane

[asianteen]

Visit Original Link

Seo In Guk — Tease Me

[be-causeican]

Talking to SKY is fun.

[theagelessvampirediva-deactivat]

Your bald patch is huge! Omg poor Junhyung

[eatingthesand]

Harry Potter Treats

Yer a wizard Amanda. The four words that were never once said to me *sadness*. However, we can make up for that! Imagine my immense joy at having found recipes straight from Hogwarts, Hogsmeade and Honeydukes. I might have squealed a bit. From Acid Pops to Chocolate Frogs to Licorice Wands to Cockroach Clusters to Butterbeer and BUTTERBEER CUPCAKES. Wut. And as an added bonus some Caldron Cakes if you ever feel like taking a Potions class. It’s okay to cry; I know how you feel. I’m dying to make these too. You can thank me later.

Recipe for sweets here. And for Butterbeer, Butterbeer Cupcakes, and Cauldron Cakes.

[crayonsbox]

Love is hard.

[be-causeican]

OMG CHILD... YOU'RE TAKING AFTER YOUR MOTHER TOO... OTL

[crayonsbox]

Daniel is a little player..

[be-causeican]

OMG YOU LITTLE MANWHORE. YOU DEFINITELY DIDN'T GET THIS FROM YO DADDEH...

[mblaqedition-blog]

[foodlewd]

[oohhhbaby]

[taenybutts]

8 of ∞: SNSD &&& Sone bullying Hwang Miyoung! ♡

[be-causeican]

The real vagina puncher isn't Marie...

Jaebum says: (10:16:19 PM)

OHMYGOD

Jaebum says: (10:16:25 PM)

MICHELLE IS A VAGINA PUNCHER

Jaebum says: (10:16:27 PM)

SHES THE REAL DEAL

Jaebum says: (10:16:29 PM)

Jessica ♥ Jung says (12:16 AM)

/punches tumblr in the vagina

[be-causeican]

. x .

[be-causeican]

... :|

hi.

[taenggyu]

“Is she a doll? Does she even breathe? ..  She’s like a cold machine”

[yumyummyyums]

[be-causeican]

Joon says: (8:25:03 PM)

hi thur bb

come to ate kacey and tell her what to write for this drabble

LMFAO

OMG

OTL

Tiffany says: (8:25:28 PM)

LOOOOOOL

foreplay

include foreplay

touching

use maple syrup

and um

hmm..

Joon says: (8:26:27 PM)

omfg

maplesyrup

DIES

Tiffany says: (8:26:32 PM)

but srsly

Joon says: (8:26:34 PM)

DYING

Tiffany says: (8:26:34 PM)

foreplay

Joon says: (8:26:36 PM)

HOLD ON

OMFG

DYING

ALKDJFS

MAPLESYRUP

WTF

HOW DO I USE THAT

LIKE

Tiffany says: (8:26:46 PM)

use his middlefinger

Joon says: (8:26:47 PM)

EW

OMG

oh

that

yeah

no dur

Tiffany says: (8:26:55 PM)

to put it in

Joon says: (8:26:55 PM)

that'll happen

just like

OK

OMFG

Tiffany says: (8:26:58 PM)

lubricate her

Joon says: (8:27:00 PM)

I GET IT

ALKDJF

I

GET

IT

OTL

Tiffany says: (8:27:07 PM)

LOOOOL

AHAHAHAHA KACEY OMFG

AKHSFBSAKRO;GWREH

Joon says: (8:27:34 PM)

DYING

DLKFJAKLSDJFAS

OMFG

AKLDFJAKSDJF

ALKSJDFASD

DEEEE

CANNOT

BREATH

ALDKJFASDF

Tiffany says: (8:28:01 PM)

bUT SERIOUSLY.

People like foreplay.

it's not that great if you jump into the actual thing.

LIKE I Mean, if you eat a pizza  with cheese in the crust, would you eat the crust first?

NO because you want to save the best for last.

So, yes. Foreplay.

And by foreplay, i mean Fingering, blowjob.

69.

Joon says: (8:29:35 PM)

omfg

Tiffany says: (8:29:38 PM)

If joon & sic are intoxicated, go with 69.

Joon says: (8:29:41 PM)

that's just gross for joonsica

omfg

joonsica will only have foreplay

and the real thing

Tiffany says: (8:30:04 PM)

make sure joon is on the bottom tho cause jess is prolly too lazy to carry his weight

69 is a foreplay

you can go with maply syrup

jess can spread it on joon's member and suck it like a lollipop

are you disturbed

yet

cause im not

LOL

Joon says: (8:30:59 PM)

omfg

my face rn

will you read this?

just wondering

Tiffany says: (8:31:20 PM)

Sure why not

Joon says: (8:31:25 PM)

no seriously

B|

will

you

read

this

Tiffany says: (8:31:34 PM)

just link it to me on twitter

cause i might not be on for a couple of days xD

Joon says: (8:31:43 PM)

oh mah gawd

be sure to check your direct messages

i won't be publishing it on my timeline

Tiffany says: (8:32:08 PM)

why not my mentions ;D

Joon says: (8:32:11 PM)

that's just awk

NO

FUCK NO.

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY

"Oh hey, Dee. This is the smut drabble I wrote for joonsica. Read&review pl0x"

YEAH UM NO TY

MY FOLLOWERS READ ERRATHANG

NEGL.

Tiffany says: (8:32:55 PM)

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Tiffany says: (8:33:05 PM)

yes.

Tiffany says: (8:33:07 PM)

I want you to say that

Tiffany says: (8:33:10 PM)

so i cn retweet and like

Tiffany says: (8:33:14 PM)

my followers can read

Tiffany says: (8:33:15 PM)

LOOOL

Joon says: (8:33:22 PM)

OMFG

Joon says: (8:33:23 PM)

NO

Joon says: (8:33:26 PM)

HELL NO

Joon says: (8:33:27 PM)

GTFO

Joon says: (8:33:29 PM)

LAKDJFAS

Joon says: (8:33:31 PM)

WHAT'S WORSE

Joon says: (8:33:32 PM)

IS

Joon says: (8:33:37 PM)

MICHELLE IS GONNA BE READING THIS TOO

Joon says: (8:33:43 PM)

I WOULD'VE GONE ALL OUT

Tiffany says: (8:33:44 PM)

OFCOURSE SHE WILL

Joon says: (8:33:45 PM)

WITH LIKE

Tiffany says: (8:33:48 PM)

SICA IS HER CHARACTER

Tiffany says: (8:33:49 PM)

LOL

Joon says: (8:33:50 PM)

FOREPLAY AND EVERYTHING

Joon says: (8:33:51 PM)

BUT LIKE

Tiffany says: (8:33:53 PM)

its awkward isn't it

Joon says: (8:33:55 PM)

JFC

Joon says: (8:34:01 PM)

SHE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO READ IT

Joon says: (8:34:02 PM)

AND LIKE

Tiffany says: (8:34:05 PM)

especially when your good friends with the rper of the other char

Tiffany says: (8:34:06 PM)

LOOOL

Joon says: (8:34:07 PM)

I SPOKE TO HER YESTERDAY

Joon says: (8:34:12 PM)

SHE WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO IT

Joon says: (8:34:13 PM)

I WAS LIKE

Joon says: (8:34:14 PM)

JFC

Joon says: (8:34:15 PM)

OMFG

Joon says: (8:34:19 PM)

/SH0T

Tiffany says: (8:34:24 PM)

looooooooool

Joon says: (8:34:32 PM)

but ok bb

Joon says: (8:34:35 PM)

since you want foreplay

Joon says: (8:34:39 PM)

just so ya know

Joon says: (8:34:41 PM)

oh wait here

Joon says: (8:34:46 PM)

lemme give you the first para

Tiffany says: (8:34:59 PM)

okay /anticipating

Tiffany says: (8:35:04 PM)

get into details too.

Joon says: (8:35:11 PM)

It was a savory aroma that had lured him into the kitchen that one late afternoon when he saw his wife standing in front of the stove, her face void of any dynamic expression per usual as she languidly stirred the food around in the frying pan. He stepped towards her, lips pulled into a cheeky grin before wrapping his arms snugly around her waist from behind.

Joon says: (8:35:13 PM)

DUDE

Joon says: (8:35:15 PM)

DETAILS

Joon says: (8:35:19 PM)

I JUST REALIZED

Joon says: (8:35:26 PM)

HOW INCREDIBLY DETAIL ORIENTATED

Joon says: (8:35:28 PM)

I GET

Joon says: (8:35:30 PM)

WHEN WRITING SMUT

Tiffany says: (8:35:36 PM)

kitchen smut

Joon says: (8:35:36 PM)

I EVEN TOOK HEIGHT INTO CONSIDERATION

Joon says: (8:35:39 PM)

WHAT THEY'RE WEARING

Tiffany says: (8:35:39 PM)

welp

Joon says: (8:35:43 PM)

LIKE ERRATHANG

Tiffany says: (8:35:50 PM)

tiffany's not going to be visiting your kitchen a whole lot

Joon says: (8:35:53 PM)

LMFAO

Joon says: (8:35:55 PM)

don't woory

Joon says: (8:35:58 PM)

worry*

Joon says: (8:35:59 PM)

it changes

Tiffany says: (8:35:59 PM)

IMAGINE HOW MANY TIMES

Tiffany says: (8:36:01 PM)

OMFG.

Joon says: (8:36:02 PM)

IT CHANGES

Joon says: (8:36:03 PM)

OMFG

Joon says: (8:36:06 PM)

orz

Tiffany says: (8:36:14 PM)

TIFFANY IS NOT GOING TO BE STAYING IN YOUR KITCHEN ANYMORE.

Tiffany says: (8:36:18 PM)

OMFG

Joon says: (8:36:18 PM)

...

Tiffany says: (8:36:19 PM)

ACTUALLY

Joon says: (8:36:24 PM)

>__________>

Tiffany says: (8:36:27 PM)

SHE'S NOT GOING TO BE STAYING ANYWHERE IN JOONSICA'S HOUSE

Tiffany says: (8:36:28 PM)

CAUSE

Tiffany says: (8:36:29 PM)

FOR ALL SHE KNOWS

Joon says: (8:36:32 PM)

...

Tiffany says: (8:36:34 PM)

JOONSICA MIGHT HAVE DONE IT

Joon says: (8:36:34 PM)

um

Tiffany says: (8:36:37 PM)

EVERYWHERE.

Tiffany says: (8:36:38 PM)

EVERY PART.

Joon says: (8:36:39 PM)

'scuse you

Joon says: (8:36:41 PM)

OMFG

Joon says: (8:36:45 PM)

THEY'RE NOT THAT PERVERTED

Joon says: (8:36:46 PM)

OMFG

Joon says: (8:36:49 PM)

THEY BARELY EVEN HAVE SEX

Joon says: (8:36:55 PM)

CUZ JESSICA IS TOO MUCH OF A LAZY ASS

Tiffany says: (8:36:57 PM)

TIFFANY IS NOT GOING TO EAT JESSICA'S PANCAKES ANYMORE.

Tiffany says: (8:37:00 PM)

CAUSE THE MILK MIGHT BE

Tiffany says: (8:37:01 PM)

UM

Joon says: (8:37:01 PM)

MAKING JOON DO ALL THE WORK

Tiffany says: (8:37:03 PM)

ID RATHER NOT SAY

Joon says: (8:37:06 PM)

WTF

Joon says: (8:37:09 PM)

I CAN'T EVEN

Joon says: (8:37:12 PM)

WTF

Joon says: (8:37:13 PM)

WTF

Joon says: (8:37:14 PM)

WTF

Joon says: (8:37:15 PM)

WTF

Joon says: (8:37:17 PM)

SAVING THIS CONVO

Joon says: (8:37:19 PM)

AND POSTING IT

Joon says: (8:37:23 PM)

ALONG WITH THE SMUT DRABBLE

Tiffany says: (8:37:23 PM)

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Joon says: (8:37:28 PM)

LEGGO.

Tiffany says: (8:37:30 PM)

WHEN IS U GONNA FINISH IT?

Joon says: (8:37:34 PM)

i'm on part 1 rn

Joon says: (8:37:37 PM)

OTL

Joon says: (8:37:40 PM)

so lazyyy

Tiffany says: (8:37:42 PM)

Oh

Tiffany says: (8:37:44 PM)

I see

Tiffany says: (8:37:50 PM)

can't bring myself to write smut without laughing

Tiffany says: (8:37:51 PM)

LOOL

Tiffany says: (8:38:35 PM)

want me to make you more uncomfortable?

Tiffany says: (8:38:37 PM)

too late.

Joon says: (8:38:44 PM)

wtf

Tiffany says: (8:38:46 PM)

You must make sure that it's detailed enough

Joon says: (8:38:50 PM)

WHY

Joon says: (8:38:53 PM)

BECAUSE YOU WANT

Tiffany says: (8:38:53 PM)

so the readers will feel it and get wet too.

Joon says: (8:38:57 PM)

…..

Tiffany says: (8:39:01 PM)

 ;D

Joon says: (8:39:03 PM)

/dead.

/sh0t.

/evaporated.

nbd.

so lettuce see

i'll go with hot kisses

then to shirt playing

then to foreplay

then to leaving the kitchen

then to

OMFG

I THOUGHT I WAS ON THE WRONG CHAT

JFC

THAT SCARED ME

OTL

Tiffany says: (8:42:28 PM)

LOOOOOOOOL

SORRY MY BRO WAS SAKING ME SOMETHING

YES

SHIRT PLAYING

THEN BRING MAPLE SYRUP

MY ONE REQUEST

MAPLE SYRUP

AND THEN SHOWER SECKS

AFTER ONE ROUND

THEY GO FOR A SHOWER

AND THEN SICA GIVES HIM A BLOWJOB

AND HE GETS TURNED ON

AND THEN THEY DO IT

AGAIN

BAM

PREGNANT

Joon says: (8:44:45 PM)

OMFG

WHAT ARE YOU

MY FACE RN

I CANNOT

I'M TELLING ON YOU

GONNA GO TO MICHELLE RN

Tiffany says: (8:45:02 PM)

totally not imagining jaefany rn

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Joon says: (8:45:07 PM)

AFTER I'M DONE LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

JFC

I CAN'T BREATH

Tiffany says: (8:45:14 PM)

THEY CAN HAVE A SEX PARTY

Joon says: (8:45:16 PM)

OMFG

Tiffany says: (8:45:18 PM)

JAE FANY AND JOONSICA

LOL

IM JK

AGAI

HAHAAH

Joon says: (8:45:21 PM)

A FOURSOME

Joon says: (8:45:23 PM)

LOOOOOL

JKJKJKJK

Tiffany says: (8:45:28 PM)

JKJKJKJK FUCKING AWKWARD

THAT WOULD BE

Joon says: (8:45:31 PM)

OMFG

OTL

Tiffany says: (8:45:45 PM)

CAUSE LIKE SICA AND FANY ARE BESTFRIENDS

AND OMFG

DKGJSBAFLHFH

Joon says: (8:47:41 PM)

OMFG 

THAT AWKS

WTF

WHY ARE WE

OMFG

THIS CONVO

IS SO ENTERTAINING

NOOOOOO

THIS CAN'T BE FUNN

Y

AND YOU

WHY DAFUQ WOULD YOU WANT HOT SMUT

YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE JOONSICA

YOU THINK IT'S GROSS

WHY READ IT

SICKO

Tiffany says: (8:48:26 PM)

BUT I LIKE SMUT

SO

AND FOR THE RECORD I DONT /DISLIKE/ JOONSICCA

I JUST DONT SHIP THEM BECAUSE IVE ALWAYS SEEN JOON AS SOMEONE WHO'LL BE GAY

AND ONEW + JESSICA 5EVER

Joon says: (8:49:11 PM)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ONEW LEFT US

ONEW SHOULD'VE BEEN JOON'S FRAN

ALDKJFALKDJFAL;DKFJALKDJF

ok dee

what turns jessica on?

OTL

Tiffany says: (8:52:04 PM)

how should i know LOL

abs probably

ask yourself

youre a girl LOOOL

Joon says: (8:52:53 PM)

i'm not jessica

for all you know

i could be asexual

LMFAO

JKJKJK

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'M JOKING

B|

Tiffany says: (8:53:17 PM)

there's nothing wrong with that LOOL

Joon says: (8:53:18 PM)

michelle actually doens't like abs

so idk if jessica does

i'm talking sexually here

not in general

GIVE ME TIPS

Tiffany says: (8:53:41 PM)

grope her.

Joon says: (8:53:44 PM)

wtf

Tiffany says: (8:53:44 PM)

from the back

Joon says: (8:53:49 PM)

omfg

Tiffany says: (8:53:50 PM)

make him grope her

delibrately.

Joon says: (8:53:56 PM)

i wanted to like

stay away from her boobs

Tiffany says: (8:54:01 PM)

because he's hugging her from the back

Joon says: (8:54:07 PM)

but omfg

Tiffany says: (8:54:07 PM)

trail kisses down her neck

to her collarbone.

Joon says: (8:54:10 PM)

i guess i can't

oh that's already done lol

Tiffany says: (8:54:26 PM)

then slowly have his hands enter her shirt

and massage her boobs.

until he hears that moan of ecstasy.

and that turns him on.

so he decides to go a step further

and rubs her stomach

he goes further down.

sica would throw her head  as he does his thing.

oh god.

how old am i again

and what the hell

you can't stay away form the boobs

are you kidding me

if i were to have secks with a guy

i'd want him to fondle with my boobs

Joon says: (8:56:46 PM)

wtf is going on

i feel so awk rn cuz you're younger than me

wtf

like what even

Tiffany says: (8:57:02 PM)

but im a sex guru

Joon says: (8:57:05 PM)

i'ma use wtf alot

my face rn

Tiffany says: (8:57:09 PM)

looool

Joon says: (8:57:10 PM)

MY FACE RN

Tiffany says: (8:57:55 PM)

you're welcome :D

Joon says: (8:58:40 PM)

MY FACE RN

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7qcmunXna1qa7jgfo2_r2_250.gif

OH GOD OKAY UM

I'LL DO ALL THAT STUFF 

BUT MICHELLE

WILL DEFINITELY

NOT BE READING THIS

NOPE

I WON'T LET HER

OMFG

Tiffany says: (8:59:55 PM)

LOOOOOOOOOOL

Joon says: (9:02:15 PM)

kris's side bar pic

like wtf