perish at the hands of the donkeyed kong

pepper . she/her . funney lesbian with funney cats . terfs/pedos fuck off.

[parkchanwoohoo]

[pseudomantis]

What the fuck

[astarlingdiscovery]

It's a yellow bittern! They are very creechur.

[x] [x]

[bogleech]

Nature is incredible, you can really see just at a quick glance how these evolved to speak together in rhyming riddles while performing a spooky dance, laughing at you because they're The Wee Creatures Three and you will Never Get Their Key.

[ceanothusspinosus]

foot to head ratio off the charts

[bogleech]

I just don’t get it. How can our society act so goddamned normal about seahorses. How can anybody so casually accept that that’s a fish???

This is one of nature’s most anatomically perverse of all beasts. A FISH, like a carp or a bass or a beta is a fish, but it bent its body straight up only to bend its head permanently back down. It stretched its skull into a pipe. It tapered its tail like a lizard, specifically like a chameleon. It can also move its eyes independently by the way, you know, like a chameleon. Fun fact, it can change color to express its mood, like you know whatever does that. It doesn’t properly swim anymore. It buzzes its few remaining fins like an insect’s wings to float itself around at a snail’s pace. It lives its whole life clinging to coral branches or seaweed, which means it decided to become a “tree dweller” in an environment where gravity didn’t even matter anyway. The males get pregnant. They make noises at each other by rubbing some of their neck bones together. Every day, EVERY DAY a mated pair does a little dance and a little neck bone song so they remember which two seahorses they were. They’re a beautiful precious obscenity. Nothing so adorable ever made such a strong case against a logical creator.

They have as little skin and meat as they could get away with. Their skeleton is almost all they are.

[campsis]

Eden Kalif, Good Cats

[only-cat-memes]

[shegs]

I FOUMDH IT

[princess-anri]

Regular Couple

[pawhold-deactivated20180415]

this ended homophobia

[nikoni]

happy pride month

[laslloronas]

Fingering the seeds out of this jalapeño was so erotic i need to go beat off

[laslloronas]

Pretty good game

[beemovieerotica]

at the vet because apparently tylenol decided to eat a joint

she's going to be ok she's just high as fuck

[beemovieerotica]

[enbywerewolf]

I tried recreating Goya's "Saturn devouring his son" in tomodachi life

[fluffygif]

Ipnotico

[brunhiddensmusings]

the music is almost as good as that visual

[catawampuscreations-deactivated]

Turn the sound on! You will not be disappointed, people!

[darth-tella]

FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD, UNMUTE!!!!

[ihateuverymuch]

n years later this is still one of my favorite videos

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

toxins and sludge toxins and sludge im a little lad who loves toxins and sludge

[lunarlegend]

one time my brother thought he was having a heart attack (he wasn't, he was like 19 and it ended up being gas) so my dad brought him to the emergency room but they stopped and got coffee at Dunkin on the way and brought it into the ER and were standing there drinking it while they explained to the nurse that they thought my brother might be having a heart attack

[newyorkstate-official]

Hey gys, im a normal bridge and totally safe to drive under me. Nothing will happen guys just trust me please guys honest

[newyorkstate-official]

🏆💪💪💯💯💪💪

[newyorkstate-official]

hey guys

[newyorkstate-official]

in case people havent heard just how well the new bridge restrictions were working

[newyorkstate-official]

Yeah okay. This time the truck got wedged under and needed a widdle push

[newyorkstate-official]

Yeah hi sorry i know im late but yeaj... it happened again

[newyorkstate-official]

When will it end

[newyorkstate-official]

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[spankerella]

Happy Lizard Fashion Day to those who celebrate.

[rnismatch]

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

[lakevida]

im imprisoning one lucky follower on my tomodachi island

[lakevida]

how hard do you think it would be to make the salt your stink puppet

[puppetshell]

You will do this.

And + you will show me

And + you will do a good job

Or - you will get in trouble

[lakevida]

i feel ill

[neatomosqui2]

I think this needs to be shared 🦐

(This was made for a SFAWTDE Costco AU proposed by @dangom1lk and @piip-er which may or may not be expanded upon 🙂‍↕️)

@kamskiblue @starthatmelted