-Phone call-
Kidnapper: We have your dad... Better pay or there will be consequences...
Izuku: Which one?
Kidnapper: What are you talking about, kid?
Izuku: I have one biological dad and 4 dads that practically adopted me, describe him, will you?
Kidnapper: Uhhhh... Long, dark hair? Dressed like a hobo?
Izuku: Oh, that's dadzawa, my condolences, he has you, not the other way around.













