Hewwo!

a silly lil autistic goober :3 Kitty Kat: A black and white tuxedo cat. (Female) Puppy Dog: a brown dog with large darker brown spots (Male) Bunny Rabbit: A blue rabbit with a white belly (Male) Birdie Bird: Kindest of the group, Yellow fethers with an orange beak and feet. she has no wings but is like a 4 legged duck. dispite this, she has no cannon breed (Female) I have a yt channel now! https://www.youtube.com/@Phone_Guy2113

[beansandsausages32]

Welcome to my shit show of a blog!

Name: just call me ‘Beans’, ‘Sausages’ or ‘BeansAndSausages’. Other names can apply depending on if i am playing a character or not. (in communities i am). Sam is also permitable.

Pronouns: He/Him (unless playing a character, then i’m just the character’s pronouns)

Age: Minor

Disability(s): Autism

Sexuality: Aromantic.

you don’t know me enough and you will never know me enough to know anything else but the information on this post and my other posts

[Most of this list is in image format so its easyer to read.]

Stuff I WILL autisticly shake my hand and ratnoise.mp4 at to express joy

Fanart of my fav charactors

Lagamorphs

Error Screens (real ones preferably but custom may be allowed if its mentioned that its custom and not one you can get)

Subblogs:

@hello-oc-official

@vincent-spencer-oc-offical

@only-hello-x-spencer

@the-vessel-oc-official

@morningmoon-oc-official

@sub-1421-oc-official

@ask-herobrine-unofficial

@ask-interact-charactors-anything

@connor-oc-offical

Blogs that relate heavily to the main blog

@beansnsfwblog <- Seperate so I don't jumpscare my muwutuals with fanfiction and horny ass ramblings

I am anti-AI. If i suspect something is AI, I may use 4 image detectors to test. if a majority come out saying its AI, I will not trust you and will warn others about the possable risk.

Muwutuals :3

@gabenugget1141 @sauteedskull @rayleighcloverzzz @shotoandhamiltonchaos @istanthecapitalisticoctopusboy @goodsoup19 @gabenugget1141-official @sauteed-skull @gabenugget1141-official-deactiv @gabenugget1141-official @bordem-offical @fancysheepnacho-offical @nug-offical @no-one-offical @idontknowhowtospellmyname @jupiter-mc1

[pukicho]

felt like making some gay drum and bass for pride month

[megaera-ily]

you're so cool

[beansandsausages32]

PEAK MUSIC, PUKI!!!

[lyneloflight]

What flag do you get when you like this post?

iOS App (Rainbow by default)

Lesbian

Gay

Bisexual

Transgender

Intersex

Aroace

Pansexual

Genderfluid

Nonbinary

Queer

Remaining time: 2 days 12 hours

so yeah if you’re on the ios app (i believe android app and ios browser work) then it’ll only show the regular rainbow flag so i want to have that as a separate option

[alexiaroselikethewine]

I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

[kittygirltitty]

rock & roll

[alexiaroselikethewine]

girl i just walked into that one like a coyote with a painted tunnel

[no-one-offical]

‎

[beansandsausages32]

[catchymemes]

[teaboot]

"she thinks this is bonding behavior" my friend this has BECOME your bonding behaviour

[beansandsausages32]

Pigeon tongue!!

[georgeromerosanalcavity]

whatever. i don’t even care. *visibly rock hard and leaking at the tip*

[nug-offical-deactiv]

hey @beansnsfwblog what the fuck do i do if i'm at this part of tumblr

[beansandsausages32]

stop being at that part of tumblr????? idk what tags do you follow to bring you to this part of tumblr??

[raventhecrispy-offical]

The average tik Tok trend be like:

Random tiktoker: I found these cool marbles!

The rest of tik Tok: HOLY $h!+ THIS IS COOL

*everyone starts buying marbles*

*the tiktoker that started the trend gets bullied*

Another random tiktoker: Square m@rble$ are v@lid

The rest of tik Tok: NOOOO GET OUT OF HERE INV@|ID 3!TCH F@K3R

*people are getting harassed*

*tik-tok goes go war*

*two weeks later everyone moves on to the next trend*

[chaos-triangle]

Same! (I jus' realized that I'm responding to something ya said in the tags, whoops! My bad!)

[beansandsausages32]

Tis fine I was gonna put this in regular text but thought it was more fitting in tags last minute :3

[fiore-firelily]

we've all got that friend who's a little too ²

[nug-offical-deactiv]

@beansandsausages32

₂ ⁴ us <3/p

[beansandsausages32]

you're a ¹¹⁴¹ and I'm a ₃₂

[raventhecrispy-offical]

The average tik Tok trend be like:

Random tiktoker: I found these cool marbles!

The rest of tik Tok: HOLY $h!+ THIS IS COOL

*everyone starts buying marbles*

*the tiktoker that started the trend gets bullied*

Another random tiktoker: Square m@rble$ are v@lid

The rest of tik Tok: NOOOO GET OUT OF HERE INV@|ID 3!TCH F@K3R

*people are getting harassed*

*tik-tok goes go war*

*two weeks later everyone moves on to the next trend*

[beansandsausages32]

to s.n.

hi!!

sorry about what happened

from nug

I've already erased his memory of that so he doesn't get depression. its fine.

[pukicho]

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

[pukicho]

[pukicho]

Stop calling the crumbs shit. None of you realize how hard it is to photoshop crumbs falling mid-air via a birds-eye perspective. They don't just have 'mid-air granola crumbs' on google, no one has ever thought of photographing that before. I had to color a bunch of boulders brown. I had to find images of various boulders and color them brown, whnich yeah, when I say it out loud, does make it sound like a funny euphemism for shit, but it's really more of a light brown color and it took a lot of time and effort, so stop.

[twentychildreninawashingmachine]

i thought they were bees.

[pukicho]

oh my fucking god. oh my god. it can't possibly look like that to you

[beansandsausages32]

if it helps they looked like crumbs to me

[pangur-and-grim]

this is huge… a three chair event

[pangur-and-grim]

[redstonedust]

its fun to remember we can use the big text if we want. bonjour motherfuckers. i'm posting loud as hell now.

[doggirlcomet]

[redstonedust]

hey everypony. can you direct me to the nonfiction birding books. thanks.

[beansandsausages32]

Could I offer you to join the Communist Party? I have noticed that you are currently not a member of any Party, and it would reduce the risk of you being convicted if you joined.

-@mao-the-dong-offical

Uhhh.. give me a second to think about this!

*I'd turn around, looking directly at a wall. there doesn't appear to be anyone there.*

I'm so fucking scared rn chat. D:>

[nug-offical-deactiv]

testicles

[nug-offical-deactiv]

FUCK MY LIFE AND AUTOCORRECT I MEANT TO SAY TEST CARDS

[beansandsausages32]

BALLS

⚾🥎🏀🏐⚽ <- balls :)

[beansandsausages32]

HOW DID YOU FIND THIS?! D:>

[nug-offical-deactiv]

testicles

[nug-offical-deactiv]

FUCK MY LIFE AND AUTOCORRECT I MEANT TO SAY TEST CARDS

[beansandsausages32]

BALLS

⚾🥎🏀🏐⚽ <- balls :)

[goth-queen]

[beansandsausages32]

how can an app be @/nothing-offical and @/no-one-offical at the same time?