incorrect rwrb quotes

[beaofwales]

alex: you spent all your money on THIS? 

henry, putting a tiny raincoat on david: he goes outside, he needs it

[beaofwales]

*going back to the us after philip’s wedding*

alex: tell me honestly, how much trouble am i going to get in?

june, who already talked to ellen: i hope you put me on your will, cause i need some quick cash 

[beaofwales]

ellen: and that concludes our plan for this year’s election.

ellen: let’s see if you were all paying attention.

*kahoot music starts*

[beaofwales]

june: you often use humor to deflect serious trauma

alex: thank you

june: that's not a good thing

alex: what i'm hearing is you think i'm funny

[beaofwales]

alex: what if i press the brake and gas at the same time?

nora: the car takes a screenshot

june: for the last time, get the fuck out

[beaofwales]

zahra: some people have said i'm too 'negative' and 'hostile' to alex

zahra: so, alex, if anything i've wrote has ever offended you, i'm sorry. i honestly didn't even think you could read.

[beaofwales]

*zahra dropping alex in england*

zahra: have a safe trip

alex: i have no say in that

zahra, already leaving: die then

[beaofwales]

shaan: zahra and i don’t have pet names for each other.

alex: yeah? what do bees make?

shaan: beeswax, propolis, pollen, a type of jelly, bee bread-

alex: why do i even bother

[beaofwales]

henry, in a bridge, with a ring in his hand: love, will you marry...

alex: *takes the ring and throws it away*

henry: WHAT THE FUCK?!

alex: I'M THE ONE WHO IS GOING TO PROPSE!

henry: IN YOUR FUCKING DREAMS

*start arguing and the both of them end up falling in the river*

[nightingalestakeflight-deactiva]

real question is why are they in a bridge

[beaofwales]

henry thought it would be romantic

[nightingalestakeflight-deactiva]

but

in

a bridge??

how???

[beaofwales]

pez suggested it cause he knew they would fall idk

[beaofwales]

henry, in a bridge, with a ring in his hand: love, will you marry...

alex: *takes the ring and throws it away*

henry: WHAT THE FUCK?!

alex: I'M THE ONE WHO IS GOING TO PROPSE!

henry: IN YOUR FUCKING DREAMS

*start arguing and the both of them end up falling in the river*

[nightingalestakeflight-deactiva]

real question is why are they in a bridge

[beaofwales]

henry thought it would be romantic

[beaofwales]

henry, in a bridge, with a ring in his hand: love, will you marry...

alex: *takes the ring and throws it away*

henry: WHAT THE FUCK?!

alex: I'M THE ONE WHO IS GOING TO PROPSE!

henry: IN YOUR FUCKING DREAMS

*start arguing and the both of them end up falling in the river*

[vkelleyart]

“I’ll leave,” he says, and he turns back and leans in, “as soon as you tell me to leave.”

- Alex, Red, White & Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston

So March is the birthday month for both Alex and Henry, and rather than do separate art for each, I held a wee poll on Twitter to see what scene people wanted to see drawn out most in hopes I could combine my efforts and do a comic adaptation of it. When this moment of the book won by a landslide, I instantly knew I was going to pay for my folly. This scene was a beast to draw and took the entire month to paint thanks to a) royal bedroom, b) soaking wet Alex, c) nighttime lighting, and d) ANGST FACES.

But hey! I hunkered down and pulled it together right under the wire. I hope you enjoy how this came out. ❤️💙

[beaofwales]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BEST BOY!

alex claremont-diaz i know you don’t exist but happy 23th birthday, i love you so much ugh🤧 you deserve the world and everything. hope you’re happy and cuddling with henry rn (i love them)

love u alex

[beaofwales]

henry: *feels arms around his waist”

henry: i have a boyfr- *turns around*

alex: oh, yeah? *smiles*

henry: *blushes* oh, hi boyfriend 

[beaofwales]

zahra, to alex, after henry fell out of the closet: i hope you have an explanation for this.

alex: we have three actually—

henry: pick your favorite, just do say it.

[beaofwales]

*at the olympics* 

henry, internally: man,  alex seems nice. he´s good looking. wow i’m in love. i wanna get closer with him. 

alex: hi, i’m alex

henry: fuck off shitface

henry, internally: fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck henry you idiot 

[beaofwales]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST BOY EVER!

henry i know you are a fictional character (that hurts) but i love you so much and would do anything to hug you! HAPPY 24th BIRTHDAY!! you deserve the whole world, but the world doesn’t deserve you!