Never Grow Up

Jordan Brittany. 24. Mother. Living Weirdly

[beapolkadot]

My tumblr turned 8 today! It’s been quite the time!

[beapolkadot]

Never Grow Up turned 8 today!

[straightwhiteboystexting]

[citybabyrevenge]

what planet do white boys come from

[beapolkadot]

I made a pretty cute son, if I may say.

[luxio]

what if instead of gender we all had pokemon types

[junkfoodchimney]

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

[mauridianhallow]

parents who care

[troyler-4-life]

As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

[citysleeps]

caught in the middle // paramore

[unshrink]

If you’re sad and you need some love:

[theperksofbeingaperk]

[tastefullyoffensive]

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Doing some serious math.

[peoplegettingreallymadatcartoons]

spongebob critical

[radicles]

spongebob and patrick emotinally abuse squidward on a daily basis and nobody???talks about this????

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Mr. Krabs is basically a slave owner since he admits to almost never paying his employees.

[mizumanta]

Patrick killed like 20 people at the frycook olympics.

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Plankton was so lonely that he built a computer to marry, but also programmed it to belittle him and go behind his back.

[vote-for-eggman]

Sandy cheeks represents the oppressed minority because she is the only mammal in bikini bottom and lives alone in the middle of nowhere despite being smarter than all of them combined and yet no one here is talking about representation????

[monkey-network]

Mrs. Puff suffers from Spongebob continuously failing his driving test to the point where he one time crashed so hard, she lost her inflation (since she’s a pufferfish) and was reduced to shriveled wreck.

[peoplegettingreallymadatcartoons]

Don’t forget about how Spongebob constantly harassed and followed Mrs. puff afterwards despite how she clearly didn’t want anything to do with him after the accident.

[sidetable-drawer]

Bubble Buddy killed a man.

[deactivated-blog]

Bubble Buddy poisoned the water supply, burned the crops, and delivered a plague onto the houses of the Bikini Bottom residents.

[peoplegettingreallymadatcartoons]

he did??

[deactivated-blog]

No… but are we just going to wait around until he does?!

[marauders4evr]

I SAY WE TIP SOMETHING OVER!

[birdgirl34]

“now what?”

[marauders4evr]

“Ǵ̝͖͖̻̹͎̳͓E̬̥T̶̛̻̙͎͝ ̟̘̩̼͉͍̜̖͉̕T̢̺̗͓̼̟̫̬̙̖̀H͏̝̖͓͓̪ͅE̥ ͇͍̞̹̜̞͟L̼̲̲̠͢͝Ḭ̣̻̬̖͙̀F̹̙͍̼̰̬͕͟È̶͖͇͕̜͉̘͝G̻̜̰̯̖ͅU̲̳̼A̹̣̳R̶̗̀D͏̴͓͎̝̹̘̝ͅ!̻̲̭͔̜̺͠͝“

[antiocial]

[thisiswhyihateonlinedating]

[drakesfavoritebbw]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via AlexTheHonk)

[tastefullyoffensive]

I don’t see the problem. (via katydeedonnelly)

[bgc-land]

[beapolkadot]

She’s so good at bowling.