brave hot dog

ELLIOT pronouns: they/them/theirs or pup/pups/pupself. 32 yrs old.

[canadiandogteeth-deactivated202]

femalepentimento

every former version of you is now released and you are able to grow in the garden of your precious heart

[sothasil]

based on sinomacrops, one of my favorite little extinct buggers, and flash photos of night birds

[sothasil]

someone on twitter desired to grab him.

[homunculus-argument]

Nothing gives the same kind of random ego boost like managing to finally clean up your home and making it nice. Like ooh look at me, I'm living like people do, I made myself iced tea and I am eating my snack from a real plate. I got floors and shit.

[strawberry-crocodile]

children existing in public spaces is genuinely like. necessary for the continuation of society. it doesnt have to be your kids you dont have to volunteer at a daycare or whatever but you need to be able to tolerate the presence of someone who is learning how to exist as a human and interact with people

[ampervadasz]

[pocketgameboy]

This transition is straight out of a horror movie

[an-odd-idea]

@heymynameismolly-jk wow

[convelocity]

You shouldn't try to please the demons haunting you

[stormesandshowers]

Wanting some politically incorrect hairy male ass

[stormesandshowers]

I'm tired of seeing hairless ass in the gifs of your blorbos

[birdingbutch]

they are a pair!! do not separate

[fagboyfriend]

self portrait

[pansyfemme]

this has been getting a lot of love so heres the original pic for comparison. thanks for all the kind words and compliments💖

[nervmaid]

party dress...........she would love to dress up

[medievaljournalist]

sorry man its nothing personal but if i dont kill you my cursed sword will call me a pussy

[heartnosekid]

porcelain doodle bear 🧸 by tinytoystudio on ig

[yeoldenews]

A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.

[beggars-opera]

[lesbx]

this is by far the funniest jigsaw_quotes post i genuinely cannot stop thinking about the sight of like, jigsaw opening his wallet in the checkout line at the Death Trap Lowe’s and he has like two pennies and a dime in there. and he just sighs

[queermaddscientist]

Get yourself a fabric store that will light your fabric on fire for you

No but legit I asked what the fiber content of something was and the guy didn’t know so he cut a chunk off and lit it on fire and felt the ashes and was like. Yeah this is mostly cotton with a lil bit of silk. And that was the moment I knew. This is it. This is the fabric store for me. Also that guy is marriage material. Not for me but damn some person is gonna be so happy with him.

[rawringthroughthetwenties]

Ok but this is actually one of the easiest ways to tell what something is made of! I did a textiles degree and one day as part of a class we all went outside with a pile of scrap fabric and set fire to the little pieces and recorded how they burned. We were given a chart that looked something like this to tell what each fabric was (it gets a little tricky is it’s a mix of fabrics though). Why did we do this? There is very little regulation in the textiles industry so a lot of materials are mislabelled as something they aren’t and sold for more than they should be, also sometimes people buy fabric second hand or discounted which doesn’t have any label at all. If you have a fabric you are having doubts about, cut a tiny piece off and do the burn test and you should know pretty fast what you are dealing with. Anyways your fabric store should be lighting things on fire because this means that they are actually checking what the fabrics are and aren’t trying to pass cheap stuff off as more expensive than it is.

[queermaddscientist]

Ooh! I knew it was a standard test but I hadn’t seen a chart as detailed as this thank you!

[melipixie]

I thrift a lot of yarn so I have some experience with this, what a great chart!!!

[c-rowlesdraws]

gnoll for initiative! It's more Sweet Pea.

She's joined by a goblin friend in these sketches-- I really like the idea of an "Oops! All Monsters" kind of story or campaign, with a cast of characters from traditionally "evil" or mistrusted races having an adventure together.

[c-rowlesdraws]

❌ dogs playing poker ✅ gnolls playing blackjack

(Sweet Pea with some new friends (other people’s characters)– based on a picture drawn by @ Zinthings on twitter for Day 9, “Deal”, from @thebeardlyben’s Gnollvember prompt list)